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El Diablo Blanco

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Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:56:39 AM »
It would have to be Asians by a hair over Italians.  Not sure what it is about asians but as soon as they hit the gym and go from 110 to 125 pounds they start living in tank tops walking around like they're Ronnie Coleman with arms flared to the side.  It's too funny how these little shits like to act badass because they go to the gym.  Italians of course are almost as bad but at least they carry more muscle.
Blacks have to be the ones with the least ILS idiots. 
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2014, 08:02:33 AM »
You forgot them old mics, with their chested pushed out like pigeons.



Anyways for the record I do abit of it due to shoulder pain. SO FUCK YOU!!
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2014, 08:20:48 AM »


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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2014, 09:00:54 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 27, 2014, 07:56:39 AM
It would have to be Asians by a hair over Italians.  Not sure what it is about asians but as soon as they hit the gym and go from 110 to 125 pounds they start living in tank tops walking around like they're Ronnie Coleman with arms flared to the side.  It's too funny how these little shits like to act badass because they go to the gym.  Italians of course are almost as bad but at least they carry more muscle.
Blacks have to be the ones with the least ILS idiots. 

sounds like you spend too much time on watching other males in gym
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2014, 09:48:28 AM »
Quote from: Schmoff on October 27, 2014, 09:00:54 AM
sounds like you spend too much time on watching other males in gym

What else is there to do?  Workout?
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2014, 03:51:34 PM »
ILS...?

I look sick?
I look sexy?
I look swole?
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2014, 03:55:32 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 27, 2014, 07:56:39 AM
It would have to be Asians by a hair over Italians.  Not sure what it is about asians but as soon as they hit the gym and go from 110 to 125 pounds they start living in tank tops walking around like they're Ronnie Coleman with arms flared to the side.  It's too funny how these little shits like to act badass because they go to the gym.  Italians of course are almost as bad but at least they carry more muscle.
Blacks have to be the ones with the least ILS idiots. 

How do u know they are Italians? ???
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2014, 03:56:08 PM »
Quote from: Bevo on October 27, 2014, 03:55:32 PM
How do u know they are Italians? ???
Like fuck, how do you know there are things?
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2014, 04:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Lungrenisback on October 27, 2014, 03:56:08 PM
Like fuck, how do you know there are things?

He might as well have just said whites  :D
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2014, 04:15:18 PM »
The correct answer is whites. Thread backfire, thread fail.
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2014, 06:35:43 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on October 27, 2014, 04:15:18 PM
The correct answer is whites. Thread backfire, thread fail.


Exactly.
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2014, 08:42:07 PM »
WHAT IS ILS
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2014, 09:00:48 PM »
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2014, 09:04:43 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 27, 2014, 07:56:39 AM
It would have to be Asians by a hair over Italians.  Not sure what it is about asians but as soon as they hit the gym and go from 110 to 125 pounds they start living in tank tops walking around like they're Ronnie Coleman with arms flared to the side.  It's too funny how these little shits like to act badass because they go to the gym.  Italians of course are almost as bad but at least they carry more muscle.
Blacks have to be the ones with the least ILS idiots. 

Pollocks.....

A fucking subnormal nationality of people.
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2014, 09:10:35 PM »
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2014, 08:15:01 AM »


This badass mofo exhibits some ILS symptoms as he storms off to celebrate with his team.
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2014, 08:27:05 AM »
Anyone under six feet regardless of race.  Not a race unless you think hobbits are real.
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2014, 08:34:02 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 27, 2014, 07:56:39 AM
It would have to be Asians by a hair over Italians.  Not sure what it is about asians but as soon as they hit the gym and go from 110 to 125 pounds they start living in tank tops walking around like they're Ronnie Coleman with arms flared to the side.  It's too funny how these little shits like to act badass because they go to the gym.  Italians of course are almost as bad but at least they carry more muscle.
Blacks have to be the ones with the least ILS idiots. 
agreed. Never seen a black dude with ILS.

Lots of Asians in my gym, most of them are juiced, and ifs true, all the ones in decent shape who juice run around  in tank tops/string tanks.

Still, i think shorter white guys have the worst case of ILS of any group.
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2014, 08:45:57 AM »
There is a family (white) of brothers that live local and have for the last 20 years or so had the worst ils syndrome imaginable combined with massively exaggerated swinging of the shoulders from side to side, they all weigh about 110lbs and have made a career of getting filled in for working themselves.
One of them was put on the drink with us and a doorman told him he wasn't getting in here with those rolls of carpets under his arms, still didn't deter him
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2014, 09:04:14 AM »
Being short (<6ft) is almost a prerequisite for ILS. Not only do taller men not usually feel the need, our longer torsos make even the most absurd ILS almost disappear.
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2014, 10:50:11 AM »
I call them 'Tank-Top Penguins'.   Most of them at my gym usually wear sweatpants as they have stick legs.   Many of them also load lots of plates on the leg press machine, and then only do a 4" range of motion, and then between sets, they walk over to the water fountain, looking at themselves in the mirror the entire way.  Always gives me a chuckle.
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2014, 11:00:47 AM »
Quote from: Vox Populi on October 28, 2014, 09:04:14 AM
Being short (<6ft) is almost a prerequisite for ILS. Not only do taller men not usually feel the need, our longer torsos make even the most absurd ILS almost disappear.
Meh I got a bit of that dude to back problems due to height.

I don't think it's really punk ass ILS, it's more like ITS imaginary traps.
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2014, 11:23:12 AM »
Tends to be common with guys of all races. Most sufferers will be around 15-20 years old and have just started training so have seen some small gains.
Of course, when you're 16 and have have muscle for the first time, you think you're Ronnie fucking Coleman. ;D
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Re: Race/culture with the worst ILS syndromes
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2014, 01:47:26 PM »
definately asians
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