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Re: Gyms Reopened in Sh*t-Hole Northern Ontario Today.
« Reply #50 on: February 24, 2021, 03:26:57 PM »
Never forget the Veterinarian wouldn't take 2 doses of his own fucboi vaccine.



Exactly!!! Fuckboi prick.

Luckily, due to the staggering level of Canadian incompetence in rolling out the vaccine, it probably won't be available to someone in my age range for two years anyway. At least by then, there will be more data available. Though I will still not be getting it.

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« Reply #51 on: February 24, 2021, 04:11:29 PM »
Gyms are expected to close again here next week.  ::)

This has become purely insane.

Business owners of all types need to simply say, Enough is enough.

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« Reply #52 on: February 24, 2021, 04:54:36 PM »
You're probably right. We already have to deal with out-of-state folks, bum-rushing our borders to get the vaccine.

BTW, what did you think about the old Weider ad, about the future in 2088?

I remember that one.  And I have the old magazine with the "what-if" type article where they were discussing what BBing would be like if it were by WWF rules.  It had a picture of a BBer with a full body snake coiled around him "tattoo'd" on.  Six months later, the WBF was announced.  What a prophecy.

Then I remember this ad...   Gary looks like a physique competitor in it though.

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« Reply #53 on: February 24, 2021, 04:55:15 PM »
Gyms are expected to close again here next week.  ::)


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« Reply #54 on: February 24, 2021, 05:33:53 PM »
This has become purely insane.

Business owners of all types need to simply say, Enough is enough.

I still think A LOT of people are gonna snap this year and do what they want
I sure hope so anyways

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« Reply #55 on: February 24, 2021, 06:57:06 PM »
I remember that one.  And I have the old magazine with the "what-if" type article where they were discussing what BBing would be like if it were by WWF rules.  It had a picture of a BBer with a full body snake coiled around him "tattoo'd" on.  Six months later, the WBF was announced.  What a prophecy.

Then I remember this ad...   Gary looks like a physique competitor in it though.

That was the emaciated look Strydom had in 1988. Boy, did he get HUGE right before (and during) his jump to the WBF.

The sad part is that, if these shutdowns keep up, Matt may be reduced to pumping those rubber bands.

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« Reply #56 on: February 24, 2021, 08:15:35 PM »
Haha, he had three? Classic Canning. I'm not even surprised.

Yeah, lol. I had to rotate them, during bans. Sometimes two would be banned, so I had a third. Now I'm in a weird limbo pseudo-permanent-ban on Facebook because I posted government-collected COVID mortality rates.  ::)

Whatever. But they clearly want to keep me, as I still get notifications daily.

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It would be rude not to. It can't just be OMR getting all the pics. Matt, we'd like to judge your sister's tits on size, colour and aesthetics, please.

My sisters are 42 and 35 now. They've held up well for their ages, but Getbiggers only date 11's who are under 30, so I'm not sure if posting my sisters' pictures here would be a wise idea?

And this... LMAO...nice excuse, Facebook...with everyone working from home:

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Re: Gyms Reopened in Sh*t-Hole Northern Ontario Today.
« Reply #57 on: February 24, 2021, 08:38:01 PM »
Yeah, lol. I had to rotate them, during bans. Sometimes two would be banned, so I had a third. Now I'm in a weird limbo pseudo-permanent-ban on Facebook because I posted government-collected COVID mortality rates.  ::)

Whatever. But they clearly want to keep me, as I still get notifications daily.

My sisters are 42 and 35 now. They've held up well for their ages, but Getbiggers only date 11's who are under 30, so I'm not sure if posting my sisters' pictures here would be a wise idea?

And this... LMAO...nice excuse, Facebook...with everyone working from home:

Matt how often do you think about your sisters when you’re slapping the ham?

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« Reply #58 on: February 24, 2021, 08:44:04 PM »
I read in science weekly that doctors added another dimension to the spectrum.  It's called Mattsbergers.

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« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2021, 08:45:45 PM »
I read in science weekly that doctors added another dimension to the spectrum.  It's called Mattsbergers.

That makes sense...but regarding my sisters, do Getbiggers date women 35 or over?

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« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2021, 08:49:41 PM »
That makes sense...but regarding my sisters, do Getbiggers date women 35 or over?

Yes....but the “date” ends once our load get blasted up her poo pipe.

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« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2021, 09:32:27 PM »
Yes....but the “date” ends once our load get blasted up her poo pipe.

Or splashed about the face ala Michelangelo. 

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« Reply #62 on: February 24, 2021, 10:13:43 PM »
Or splashed about the face ala Michelangelo.

Matty’s middle name is bukkake

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« Reply #63 on: February 24, 2021, 10:34:48 PM »
Marty’s middle name is bukkake

What a word.  Bukkake.   :D

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Re: Gyms Reopened in Sh*t-Hole Northern Ontario Today.
« Reply #64 on: February 24, 2021, 10:41:43 PM »
It's an onomatopoeia.

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« Reply #65 on: February 25, 2021, 02:14:55 AM »
Gyms are expected to close again here next week.  ::)



Wow.  She's a fox...

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« Reply #67 on: February 26, 2021, 01:08:41 PM »
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« Reply #68 on: February 26, 2021, 06:50:58 PM »
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I wonder what the Lord's Supper is like, a piece of protein bar and a pre workout drink?

"Bench this in remembrance of me!!"  ;D

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« Reply #69 on: February 26, 2021, 07:13:17 PM »
"Bench this in remembrance of me!!"

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« Reply #70 on: February 27, 2021, 07:31:55 AM »
I wonder what the Lord's Supper is like, a piece of protein bar and a pre workout drink?

"Bench this in remembrance of me!!"  ;D

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« Reply #71 on: February 27, 2021, 07:35:55 PM »


I am thy arms, which impresseth the women. Thou shalt train no other bodyparts before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image......over 10% bodyfat.

Thou shalt not take the name, Arnold Schwarzenegger, in vain. For the Oak will not hold blameless them that chaseth not the pump.

Remember the second day to train chest; six days shalt thou rest or train other bodyparts; but the second day is the Sabbath of the pecs thy god. In it, thou shalt do no other work....first. Thou nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy training partner, nor thy girlfriend, nor the guest members which are within thy gates.

Honor thy trainer and thy spotter.

Thou shalt not scream.

Thou shalt not commit adultery (with thy neighbor's fitness chick).

Thou shalt not steal (thy neighbor's bench).

Thou shalt not bear false plates onto thy Olympic bars.

Thou shalt not cover thy neighbor's physique. Not his biceps, nor his triceps, nor his lats, nor his pecs, nor his quads, nor his calves, nor any bodypart that is thy neighbor's.

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« Reply #72 on: February 28, 2021, 08:32:44 AM »
I am thy arms, which impresseth the women. Thou shalt train no other bodyparts before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image......over 10% bodyfat.

Thou shalt not take the name, Arnold Schwarzenegger, in vain. For the Oak will not hold blameless them that chaseth not the pump.

Remember the second day to train chest; six days shalt thou rest or train other bodyparts; but the second day is the Sabbath of the pecs thy god. In it, thou shalt do no other work....first. Thou nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy training partner, nor thy girlfriend, nor the guest members which are within thy gates.

Honor thy trainer and thy spotter.

Thou shalt not scream.

Thou shalt not commit adultery (with thy neighbor's fitness chick).

Thou shalt not steal (thy neighbor's bench).

Thou shalt not bear false plates onto thy Olympic bars.

Thou shalt not cover thy neighbor's physique. Not his biceps, nor his triceps, nor his lats, nor his pecs, nor his quads, nor his calves, nor any bodypart that is thy neighbor's.


F**k me that's pure class  8)

There's even exactly 10 of them!  ;D

Just gotta find a way to shop Joe Weider's face into this (bit like the Robby Robinson statue) and we'll be sorted...

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« Reply #73 on: February 28, 2021, 08:48:06 AM »
Settling down in the groove for a max bench press :

Friend - "you need a spot?"

Me - "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me"

**4 seconds later**

Me - hhh..help...

Friend - "CALL JESUS"

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« Reply #74 on: February 28, 2021, 08:57:24 AM »
Settling down in the groove for a max bench press :

Friend - "you need a spot?"

Me - "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me"

**4 seconds later**

Me - hhh..help...

Friend - "CALL JESUS"

Haahahaa!  ;D

Eddie Robinson famously had Philippians 4:13 on his lifting belt

Pity it didn't stop him breaking his back by tripping over that dog (too soon...?)

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