Author Topic: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler  (Read 100 times)

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Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« on: May 20, 2024, 01:40:29 PM »
Ballad of Prime

Lunatic Demz, all looney as fuck
Prime caulk sucker, a lunatic cuck
Swallowing jizz, its part of his life
Did it while skipping, the death of his wife

Degenrate freak, talks shit about some
No one should listen, to this guzzler of cum
An 80 year old, talks shit on the net,
This sprayer of jizz, gets trannies all wet

Somehow he thinks, his words mean a lot
This ghey tranny lover, takes caulk over twat
When done at the hole, he's wiping his chin
Just waits for the next, large caulk to drop in

He slurps and he gags, on penis and goo
A lunatic Dem, he's not yet quite thru
This caulk sucking turd, so braindead and dumb
His best claim to fame, is swallowing cum

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2024, 02:26:08 PM »
Ballad of Prime

Lunatic Demz, all looney as fuck
Prime caulk sucker, a lunatic cuck
Swallowing jizz, its part of his life
Did it while skipping, the death of his wife

Degenrate freak, talks shit about some
No one should listen, to this guzzler of cum
An 80 year old, talks shit on the net,
This sprayer of jizz, gets trannies all wet

Somehow he thinks, his words mean a lot
This ghey tranny lover, takes caulk over twat
When done at the hole, he's wiping his chin
Just waits for the next, large caulk to drop in

He slurps and he gags, on penis and goo
A lunatic Dem, he's not yet quite thru
This caulk sucking turd, so braindead and dumb
His best claim to fame, is swallowing cum


Ha ha ha you're good at these  🤣😂🤣😂

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2024, 03:05:47 PM »
Makes me chuckle.

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2024, 05:18:14 PM »

Ha ha ha you're good at these  🤣😂🤣😂

Yes, Gym Rat is good at writing these slurs. This is because he has a seriously demented obsession with me.
 
Awhile back he had a moment of sanity and apologized profusely to me telling me those types of comments were out of character for him. I graciously accepted his apology and told him that I don't hold grudges thinking he was being sincere. Boy, was I wrong! He was totally insincere as liars are apt to be. Maybe his wife or his momma (if he has either) forced him to write an apology. When I called him on it, he claimed his reversion was because he disagrees with my political stance.
 
Clearly, he is a confused person. I suspect a worm must have eaten his brain.

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2024, 05:20:31 PM »
Well written post, Prime.

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2024, 06:40:25 PM »
Yes, Gym Rat is good at writing these slurs. This is because he has a seriously demented obsession with me.
 
Awhile back he had a moment of sanity and apologized profusely to me telling me those types of comments were out of character for him. I graciously accepted his apology and told him that I don't hold grudges thinking he was being sincere. Boy, was I wrong! He was totally insincere as liars are apt to be. Maybe his wife or his momma (if he has either) forced him to write an apology. When I called him on it, he claimed his reversion was because he disagrees with my political stance.
 
Clearly, he is a confused person. I suspect a worm must have eaten his brain.

Forget the worm & go answer here

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Re: Ballad of the Caulk Gobbler
« Reply #6 on: Today at 01:16:15 AM »
Yes, Gym Rat is good at writing these slurs. This is because he has a seriously demented obsession with me.
 
Awhile back he had a moment of sanity and apologized profusely to me telling me those types of comments were out of character for him. I graciously accepted his apology and told him that I don't hold grudges thinking he was being sincere. Boy, was I wrong! He was totally insincere as liars are apt to be. Maybe his wife or his momma (if he has either) forced him to write an apology. When I called him on it, he claimed his reversion was because he disagrees with my political stance.
 
Clearly, he is a confused person. I suspect a worm must have eaten his brain.

LOL

As said, I tried to like you, but your retardation, and the way you talk down to many (while being a degenerate yourself) is astonishing.
"BHanks like".

I will try to leave you alone though, that poem should be my "Prime Pinnacle"...