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Bull Queers take by force.Its all they want or understand.
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What's a Bull Queer AOO?
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What's a Bull Queer AOO?
You talkin to me?
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You can be 5 feet away from a massive explosion and feel nothing, especially true when casually walking away from the blast.
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No matter what injury you receive youll fully heal with no reprecussions by the next sequal.
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In all the 'movies' I watch the chick does anal and loves it.
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All your close friends can be brutally murdered but days later youll be laughing and smiling by the movies end
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You can stick an M14 in your mouth, pull the trigger, and the 7.62mm ball round absolutely will not travel through your head and into the concrete wall behind you.
(bonus points for anyone that gets this reference)
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Stalking a woman is the way to her heart
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FMJ?
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FMJ?
Nice.
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Nice.
Fatboy Pyle right?
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Semper Fi
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uzis are accurate from 2000 metres and in
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Fatboy Pyle right?
Correct.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-s22frB7H_hU/UAWVeKPGBjI/AAAAAAAACOA/a4sQPbjIvrc/s1600/fullmetal-toilet.jpeg)
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People only need one punch to knock them out, and dont worry they wont regain consciousness again and come and shoot you in the back.
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You can have a normal conversation during an intense firefight with bazookas, missiles and grenades.
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If you kick down the door of the motel room next to you, you WILL see big tits.
Bad guys only scream from gunshot wounds AFTER they've jumped off the roof.
Body heat does not radiate from open eyes or a lightly mud-covered body.
If you send someone an important message, you don't call them....you fly several helicopters over to their house.
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You can have a normal conversation during an intense firefight with bazookas, missiles and grenades.
You can accurately engage enemies from hundreds of yards away while hip firing any automatic weapon.
Conversely, your enemy will NOT be able to hit you with automatic fire, even when there is 20+ of them only 20 yards away.
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The enemy have always recieved extensive weapons training from Stevie Wonder, Nasser and Peter Putnam.
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The enemy have always recieved extensive weapons training from Stevie Wonder, Nasser and Peter Putnam.
An M60's ammo belt is self-regenerating.
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Always attend battle shirtless,carb and water depleted for maximum mental and physical function.
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Grenades will cause an explosion equal to a ton of C4, unless its an enemy grenade, in which case you can roll 5 feet to the left and be fine.
Also - cars always explode as if hit by an 105mm artillery round, even when hit by small arms fire.
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You can be 5 feet away from a massive explosion and feel nothing, especially true when casually walking away from the blast.
(http://actionflickchick.com/superaction/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Desperado-Antonio-Banderas-Salma-Hayek-explosion.jpg)
;D
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When you cornhole someone it's best to have them make pig noises.
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All A-List Stars are Heterosexual
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packing tons of muscle means you are an unstopable killing machine.
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If you capture Bond, dont put a bullet in his head within seconds, leave a contorted method of death for which you are not present to witness.
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The laws of physics do not apply when you are trying to get your daughter back.
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"You took your first pinch like a man and you learned the two greatest things in life. Look at me. Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut."
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that "dyin' ain't much of a livin'"
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"Well, you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"
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Never have anything in your life that you can't walk out on ... can't walk away from in 30 seconds if you spot the "Heat" around the corner.
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All your close friends can be brutally murdered but days later youll be laughing and smiling by the movies end
In an open top jeep
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Predator taught me that I can actually outrun a nuclear blast.
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Predator taught me that I can actually outrun a nuclear blast.
Ah, yes, and then backed up by Rambo 4, where John Rambo rigged the claymore to the bomb and then took off before his pursuers set the bomb off. He must have ran 6+ miles in 5 min.
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Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
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Rainman taught me that retarded people can be very good at helping you win card games like blackjack, and are pretty much a "must" if you want to take the Casino down.
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If you capture Bond, dont put a bullet in his head within seconds, leave a contorted method of death for which you are not present to witness.
This was lampooned with great awesomeness in the 1st Austin Powers movie...lol
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- The guard at the entrance will totally let you in if you tell them they will be in deep shit if they call their superiors for clarification of "guests"
- The spinning round house kick has no defense
- Rarely, if ever, do you have to stop to fill up gas...and if you do, you will always have enough money to pay for it.
- There will always be a skinny nerd that can hack into any computer...even if there is no direct internet connection
- As a follow up to the above, said nerd will have software that will do the EXACT software and program written that he was "saving" for just such a time
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Ugly girls are always secretly hot.
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Women are the chink in every man's armor
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It is easy to hit multiple targets with a handgun especially while jumping, rolling, falling upside down through space or running.
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It is easy to hit multiple targets with a handgun especially while jumping, rolling, falling upside down through space or running.
Ah, yes. Not to mention that you can hold your handgun sideways like a g' and hit everything you're shooting at without a problem.
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Ah, yes. Not to mention that you can hold your handgun sideways like a g' and hit everything you're shooting at without a problem.
And if you shoot sideways your hot brass never lands right back in your face.
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And if you shoot sideways your hot brass never lands right back in your face.
Ah, yes. And you can flat murder people in close quarters without worrying about policing your brass, as long as you're wearing a black suit and your firearm has a silencer on it. Police evidently just don't look for shell casings at murder scenes.
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That the Amish demand more of themselves. We work 8 hour days, they work 12.
They do whatever we do plus a half. That's how they survive.
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The detectives ALWAYS, ALWAYS have to go interrogate the guy moving crates from one pile to another pile 10 feet away, in order to solve the crime.
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You can be 5 feet away from a massive explosion and feel nothing, especially true when casually walking away from the blast.
Only if the explosion is benzoyl peroxide...it is used almost exclusively in motion picture explosive effects because of the very slow explosive shock front combined with the big orange flames makes it easy to photograph without high speed cameras.
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Only if the explosion is benzoyl peroxide...it is used almost exclusively in motion picture explosive effects because of the very slow explosive shock front combined with the big orange flames makes it easy to photograph without high speed cameras.
uhhhh is that the same shit I use to put on my face? lol
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Women don't care about money, they will always love you for being the scruffily yet charming, secretly damaged but smiling on the outside handyman they saw when they first laid eyes on you.
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uhhhh is that the same shit I use to put on my face? lol
yes...
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If you run a car on a ramp that flings your car over a body of water, you will ALWAYS make it to the other side, there is no way in hell that you will end up in the water.... and when you do make it to the other side, the car will definitely still be drivable!
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You can be 5 feet away from a massive explosion and feel nothing, especially true when casually walking away from the blast.
Yes I've always wondered about this also.
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Female actresses always wake up with perfectly brushed hair, makeup and clean teeth. Males wake up with the perfect amount of stubble and are able to quickly get dressed and be out the door packing a gun if a bad guy is beating down the door.
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Stalking a woman is the way to her heart
Taxi Driver
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If you kill every single bad guy in the remote warehouse, you won't have anybody coming after you in revenge for killing half of the local mob.
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If you are taking a brutal beating in a fight, you need to relax and remember the teachings of your martial arts master.
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John Travolta and Tom Cruise All A-List Stars are Heterosexual
Fixed.
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The detectives ALWAYS, ALWAYS have to go interrogate the guy moving crates from one pile to another pile 10 feet away, in order to solve the crime.
Lol i love this thread ;D
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Top tip
If you catch James bond, shoot him in the head instantly, do not, I repeat do not give him a guided tour of your underground base and explain your plans of world domination.
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I learned that if I run my car at full speed into the back of a parked car, I won't simply crumple into a twisted heap of metal and crush both cars. Instead, I'll ramp over the car in a sideways fashion, and twist the car over itself in mid-air, landing on my wheels at some point down the road. There will likely also be minimal damage to the front fenders, which is nice.
I learned that it's relatively ok to spy on sorority houses and the girls showering inside. At worst, I'll probably fall off my ladder into a bush and smile, or have a finger wagged at me sternly by the house mother. No charges will be laid by police, who will simply play it off as boys being boys.
I learned that you can't ever kill a serial killer, ever. No matter what you do. Especially if they have a prop that makes them easily identifiable and somewhat memorable (i.e. hockey mask, or finger blades). Also, you should never have sex with a hot girl in the vicinity of said serial killer, or you'll be the first to get popped, most likely while you do her.
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You can blow up cars, planes, and helicopters merely by shooting a few rounds into it with a handgun.
Navy SEALs are typically cooks assigned to Navy ships.
Women can fight upwards to 20 men completely unscathed.....and then pose dramatically as the last man falls down dead.
Governors, athletes, and other high profile persons like to visit prisons often and walk among the inmate population.
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Fixed.
Fixed
John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Hugh Jackman, George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, Keanu Reeves,Jeremy Reneir, Vin Diesel etc etc etc etc are Heterosexual
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The detectives ALWAYS, ALWAYS have to go interrogate the guy moving crates from one pile to another pile 10 feet away, in order to solve the crime.
Hahaha yes! ;D
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Murder Detectives always have a 100% crime solving rate
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You can blow up cars, planes, and helicopters merely by shooting a few rounds into it with a handgun.
Navy SEALs are typically cooks assigned to Navy ships.
Women can fight upwards to 20 men completely unscathed.....and then pose dramatically as the last man falls down dead.
Governors, athletes, and other high profile persons like to visit prisons often and walk among the inmate population.
OK, Casey. ;D
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as a normal human you can get hit through wooden walls, concrete pillars,etc. by beings and creatures of immense strength without any major damage to yourself even though they can fuck the shit out of a car.
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Bodybuilders get women in bars
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Spidermans Aunt May can get thrown off buildings and smacked to kingdom come, yet real grannies trip up and are in bed for a month.
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A Sicilian cannot refuse a request on his daughter's wedding day.
Some people call it a slingblade.
Toe Blake played old time hockey.
The secret to clear eyesight is asking Mick to cut you.
You can outrun a Terminator, they're horribly pigeon-toed.
Apparently icebergs are bigger up close.
I would bang the living snot out of a six foot tall blue chick that flies on a large bird.
Don't invite anyone named John McLean to one of your parties.
You can build a small nuclear reactor in a cave in Afghanistan.
No one will recognize you with a black mask and a small amount of eye liner.
Never take a job tending mountain sheep with another man.
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Never trust the bagman.
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If you are taking a brutal beating in a fight, you need to relax and remember the teachings of your martial arts master.
And possibly begin fighting with your eyes closed as flashbacks to your training overlay the fight scene.
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And possibly begin fighting with your eyes closed as flashbacks to your training overlay the fight scene.
You are not a Tanaka!
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Females always trip and fall down when they are running from a killer
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Never trust the bagman.
You know how I know you are the last guy handling the hot potatoÉ
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Is that from the way of the gun?
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Is that from the way of the gun?
Good movie. No. Just got home, and my keys are jimmied. ;D
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If someone happens to cough, they are likely to have an uncurable cancer disease
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If someone happens to cough, they are likely to have an uncurable cancer disease
Yes. |But they cough for 10 screen mins and are considered for an award.
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Your neighbor is most likely a martial arts master...
The old guy down the street who keeps to himself is most likely a martial arts master...
The owner of chinese restaurant is most likely a martial arts master...
The TV repair shop owner is most likely a martial arts master...
The old guy in the grocery store who cleans up and stocks shelves is most likely a martial arts master...
If you get your ass handed to you, see out one of the above to get your revenge.
There is no handgun kickback....EVER....unle ss its a comedy
There is absolutely NO SUCH THING as whiplash in movies
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Your neighbor is most likely a martial arts master...
The old guy down the street who keeps to himself is most likely a martial arts master...
The owner of chinese restaurant is most likely a martial arts master...
The TV repair shop owner is most likely a martial arts master...
The old guy in the grocery store who cleans up and stocks shelves is most likely a martial arts master...
If you get your ass handed to you, see out one of the above to get your revenge.
There is no handgun kickback....EVER....unle ss its a comedy
There is absolutely NO SUCH THING as whiplash in movies
I like Monty Clliff, and all the post '50' Broadway-actors - but please, just tell the story.
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When police are approaching a suspect they must pull their badges before they get within forty feet of said suspect.
All cars that are driven by the good guys are pretty much bulletproof.
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i learned last night from Looper that if your name is Bruce Willis, people can never seem to shoot your even though they are spitting distance in front of you.
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Most guns have an unlimited supply of bullets so there is no need to reload or change your magazine. Just keep on shooting.
If you are just one man going up against dozens of well armed enemies you are going to win so don't worry.
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Every true Hero has a "Theme Song"
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Movies make me appreciate that i live in the 21st century.
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Not a damn thing.
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If a couple has been married a while and are still crazy in love, some bad shit is about to happen to that couple.
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You've got red on you.
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Never trust a man giving you advices...
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In all the 'movies' I watch the chick does anal and loves it.
lol
and invites her hot friend to join the fun
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" I would give three dollars right now for a pickled buffalo tongue."