Haha, "open mike night"mofos auditioning and forget the goal...
Like they're gonna catch a big break
I move out and spend the next 5 years posting on Getbig.
i call them a lesbian and knock something over as i walk away in anger
I've heard of girls going black, but this is ridiculous.
The reason i say this is because a LOT of guys make the fatal mistake of trying to be "funny" all the time.Yeah being funny is good and all but this isn't open mic night, you're trying to get some pussy
Those BangBros videos are everywhere nowadays.
funny helpsbut not giving a shit wins every time
Yep treating it like a business transaction is the best way to be. Because in the first 10-15 dates thats all it should be no matter what the relationship is.
That is why I stopped in to the doughnut shop for a few weeks. I wanted her to become more at ease with me and not be intimidated (I am almost 300 pounds). Not that any of this made a difference: As I said, I was turned down. Perhaps there really is a boyfriend; perhaps not.Perhaps I am just an ugly fucker with an ugly powerlifter's body. And she doesn't like my choice of doughnuts. Either way, as I also said, her answer likely has saved me a shit-fuck-tonne of money, time and mental anguish. Still would have liked to have seen her nude, though.
Me - "looks like you're getting laid tonight..."Her - "Why?"Me - ''Cause I'm stronger than you"