showstoppa are you saying that brianx has always been fond of kegstands because he heard it would allow him to drink straight from the tap?
hahaha, yes Sir William. When he heard the ad campaign for UPS, "What can brown do for you?" he quickly called them on the phone and asked them to send over their finest young buck to service his needs. His plan was foiled when he requested the guy only wear assless chaps, a ballgag and a spattering of ball glitter. hahaha