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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: suckmymuscle on July 29, 2011, 04:35:02 PM
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"The problem with having a pet chimp is as follows. Imagine a creature that is as egocentric and remorseless as a four year-old Human toddler, but capable of all the lust, rage, frustration and capricious malice of an adult Human male full of testosterone, and with the raw power of at least 3 NFL linemen with two huge canines, and you'll understand why chimps are so dangerous.
The Nazis and others dreamt of the perfect killing machine, an organism that would kill without any hesitation and remorse. Throughout history, many psychopaths in power dreamt of having their personal armies of mindless killing drones that would do their biding. But this is not often what they get. Soldiers hesitate to kill and often feel empathy for their victims and very few soldiers are capable of killing unarmed men in cold blood, and te majority of the few who do often feel remorse to the point of being completely psychologically destroyed thereafter, and generals procrastinate and hope for peaceful resolutions for conflicts. But what if you had the perfect killing machine who feels a sadistic thrill in destroying their opponents and are utterly without scrupples and feel NO empathy for their vitims or remorse at all? How ruthless can ruthlessness get?
Wars between troops of chimpanzees are far more direct and brutal than Human wars, with complete obliteration of the other side in the blink of an eye the goal. The females of the defeated troops are raped and often have all the bones of their body broken in the process. The infants of the defeated troops are teared from limb to limb in cold blood with the same indifference you would tear a piece of paper, as the victorious chimps scream and gnash in delight as they eat the flesh and drink the blood of their defeated opponents. Wars between troops of chimpanzees are unbelievably vicious, and would horrify even the most hardened criminals. In these wars, the chimps are not motivated by feelings of loyalty to their troop or anything like that, but simply by the vile pleasure of destroying their opponents and delighting in their agony and death. And even if they felt hesitation to kill or remorse in doing so, which they don't, they wouldn't have a choice as they would be killed by their own troops if they refused. They are not like soldiers but more like gladiators: it's kill or be killed. Having chimps as pets: very bad idea."
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Bubbles was an easy going fella.
Travis was also an easy going fella, until the day he ripped a woman's face and fingers off, and then tried to kill it's "owner". It was shot by police nine times, but still tried to kill his owner after that until it finally entered it's cage to die.
Chimps can occasionally be friendly and playful, but they are volatile(especially males) and feel no loyalty or love for anyone. You could raise a chimp from birth, feed it and play with it, and it might still try to kill you one day. But even though adult male chimps are incredibly aggressive and brutal, what separated them from Humans is not aggressivness, but their complete lack of empathy and remorse. Even the most hardened murderers feel some empathy and remorse. Chimps don't. Not even one bit.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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They are disgusting creatures and any big cat would rape them.
A friend owned one and their strength is overstated, it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. He had to get rid of it, they are exceptionally bad mannered and stupid by nature.
Have a nice day you monkey fucking weirdo.
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They are disgusting creatures and any big cat would rape them.
A friend owned one and their strength is overstated, it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. He had to get rid of it, they are exceptionally bad mannered and stupid by nature.
Have a nice day you monkey fucking weirdo.
This post reeks of bullshit. You wouldn't have fingers to type this bullshit if you had punched a chimp. And you think your punch would do anything to a chimp? You obviously missed the part where Travis was shot by the police nine times and still tried to kill it's owner anyway until it gave up and entered it's cage where it bled to death almost half an hour latter.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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maybe this "travis" fella had quite a different disposition from jaime's friend?
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maybe this "travis" fella had quite a different disposition from jaime's friend?
Chimps bow down to alpha chimps, but this doesen't usually work as the alphas just kill them anyway. But I never heard of any chimp cowering to a Human. A Human male is too weak, slow and physically frail for any chimp to bow down to him. Maybe the chimp "Jaime' punched was a toddler?
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Shooting it in the head helps, i have heard he same thing with dogs. Something is ina kill frenzy and you aren't hitting vitals its going to still be moving around.
You jar somethings brain and it fucks equilibrium.
I'm just watching a leopard predate on chimps on youtube. The leopard a truly graceful and powerful creature.
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The question is, did it try to kill the woman? If it did, that's pathetic.
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i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner.
:D
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Honey Badger doesn't give two shits about the chimp or his attitude. Chew the monkey man's fuckin' face off he would.
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Honey Badger doesn't give two shits about the chimp or his attitude. Chew the monkey man's fuckin' face off he would.
The honey badger would take the chimps nutsack home as a souvenir.
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really cant feel bad...she was an idiot for thinking a savage primate "liked" her
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Nope. Definitely can't feel bad for her.
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I don't believe they go killing each other like it's their hobby. Animals don't waste energy and by their instincts they avoid getting cut because every open wound can lead to deadly infection. The case that chimpanzees are that more merciless than humans could be unsubstanciated. They are bound by the same laws that governed us when we evolved from the same ancestors. Morals and team work are needed for survival. That is true for humans and apes.
I've seen a criminal take a bullet to the chest from a police officer and he didn't even react to the shot and kept fighting the officer.
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Haha suckmymuscle probably has a few pet chimps he jacks off every night and drinks their jizz. What a fucking weirdo...........get a life you fucking loser!
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Haha suckmymuscle probably has a few pet chimps he jacks off every night and drinks their jizz. What a fucking weirdo...........get a life you fucking loser!
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Funny that people always seem to go for the chimps as pets, though. Why not orangutans? Pretty sure they're more closely related to humans, they're a fuck of a lot more intelligent than other primates and they're known to stay calm at all times. Never heard of an orangutan ripping someone's balls off.
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Seriously, I'd really like to have a gorilla as a pet. From its infancy. When it's like 500 pounds he can be my training partner and him and I can cruise in my truck and buy hamburgers at the drive-thru and shit.
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Funny that people always seem to go for the chimps as pets, though. Why not orangutans? Pretty sure they're more closely related to humans, they're a fuck of a lot more intelligent than other primates and they're known to stay calm at all times. Never heard of an orangutan ripping someone's balls off.
I don't see the fascination with having any primates as pets. WTF? They are dirty fucking animals. You want a pet get something fucking erotic like this wild animal.............
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The question is, did it try to kill the woman? If it did, that's pathetic.
No, it was trying to maim and cause her pain. Chimps are much too vicious and take delight in torturing their victims before killing them. For instance, chimps will routinely rip the testicles of their opponents off as symbolic castration and show of dominance, and instead of taking them out of their misery and killing them, they let their rivals blead to death out of sheer sadism. Male chimps routinely tear apart chimp infants in front of their mothers to show them who is boss and that, if they want kids that will make it to adult life, they better mate with him and only with him. There are Human murderers just as vicious as chimpanzees, but not as callous and depraved. Even the most hardened Human murderers feels some empathy occasionally for someone and some remorse for their crimes. Chimps feel none. Not even one bit. And chimps do cooperate. But they cooperate with the alpha out of fear and not loyalty, and all of them wait the opportunity to kill the alpha and become the alpha themselves.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Seriously, I'd really like to have a gorilla as a pet. From its infancy. When it's like 500 pounds he can be my training partner and him and I can cruise in my truck and buy hamburgers at the drive-thru and shit.
Im gathering that he'll be sitting in the truck bed...
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No, it was trying to maim and cause her pain. Chimps are much too vicious and take delight in torturing their victims before killing them. For instance, chimps will routinely rip the testicles of their opponents off as symbolic castration and show of dominance, and instead of taking them out of their misery and killing them, they let their rivals blead to death out of sheer sadism. Male chimps routinely tear apart chimp infants in front of their mothers to show them who is boss and that, if they want kids that will make it to adult life, they better mate with him and only with him. There are Human murderers just as vicious as chimpanzees, but not as callous and depraved. Even the most hardened Human murderers feels some empathy occasionally for someone and some remorse for their crimes. Chimps feel none. Not even one bit. And chimps do cooperate. But they cooperate with the alpha out of fear and not loyalty, and all of them wait the opportunity to kill the alpha and become the alpha themselves. Chimps feel none.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
So I have a question for you.........have you ever had sex with anything other than a chimp? Ever tasted human pussy or just chimp pussy?
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I don't see the fascination with having any primates as pets. WTF? They are dirty fucking animals. You want a pet get something fucking erotic like this wild animal.............
Haha...fuck yes. I'll have two of those, so they have company
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So I have a question for you.........have you ever had sex with anything other than a chimp? Ever tasted human pussy or just chimp pussy?
I am in doubt regarding this question. On one hand I would answer on the former, since I have fucked your mother's pussy and she is a chimp, but then again you are typing online and chimps can't do that, so I am inclined to answer the latter option. So I really don't know.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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chimps and gorilla are actually our ancestors and are very peaceful especially considerig they have no others predators than themselves, or, men.
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Im gathering that he'll be sitting in the truck bed...
No, dude will be riding shotgun in the cab. He can work the stereo while I drive.
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sucky enough with the chimps we're sick of the bullshit.
So innocent, only to soon learn she is genetically hardwired to be the most effective killing machine on the planet.
aint she cute
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I will make a thread admiring big cats tomorrow just for you sucky. If you really think, a gorilla could hang with a blood thirsty lion you are a fool. See ghost and the darkness. 2 lions alone killed hundreds..
fantastic movie!
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Some are rappers.
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fuck chimps!!
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Seriously, I'd really like to have a gorilla as a pet. From its infancy. When it's like 500 pounds he can be my training partner and him and I can cruise in my truck and buy hamburgers at the drive-thru and shit.
ROFLMAO !!! I'm gettin' a very comedic visual here ! I can only imagine the look on the people's faces when your gorilla rolls up to the window to collect and pay for the food ! LOL ! Priceless !
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I am in doubt regarding this question. On one hand I would answer on the former, since I have fucked your mother's pussy and she is a chimp, but then again you are typing online and chimps can't do that, so I am inclined to answer the latter option. So I really don't know.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
lol
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SMM what is it about chimps that makes them so amazingly strong? Muscle fiber density? Are their muscle fibers any different than human muscle fibers? Better ability to recruit motor units???
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SMM what is it about chimps that makes them so amazingly strong? Muscle fiber density? Are their muscle fibers any different than human muscle fibers? Better ability to recruit motor units???
all that plus not caring...When we hit someone, we are just trying to hit them, not put them thru a wall...now a chimp, a child or a mental retarded person doesn't think like this...when they get angry, it's no "switch" or consciousness about doing damage or if you hurt someone...
Imagine removing that mental block from your brain....imagine what you could really do
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SMM what is it about chimps that makes them so amazingly strong? Muscle fiber density? Are their muscle fibers any different than human muscle fibers? Better ability to recruit motor units???
I have already answered this question before. It basically boils down to how their muscles are distributed and arranged. Most of a chimp's muscle mass is in the torso and arms, compared to Humans who have most of their muscle mass in the quads and buttocks. So of course a chimp has a lot more upper body strength than a Human. But there is more. A chimp's muscles attach to the tendons in positions that maximize leverage for generating strength, especailly for pulling, whilst a Human's muscles attach to the tendons in positions to maximize finger dexterity and not strength. This is why Humans can touch the center of their palms with their thumbs, but chimps cannot. The distribution of their muscle mass and the superior leverage of their muscles explains why chimps can have up to 8 times the upper body strength of a Human male whilst having slightly less total muscle mass.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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I have already answered this question before. It basically boils down to how their muscles are distributed and arranged. Most of a chimp's muscle mass is in the torso and arms, compared to Human who have most of their muscles in the quads and buttocks. So of course a chimp has a lot more upper body strength than a Human. But there is more. A chimp's muscles attach to the tendons in positions that maximize leverage for generating strength, especailly for pulling, whilst a Human's muscles attack to the tendons in positions to maximize finger dexterity and not strength. This is why Humans can touch the center of their palms with their thumbs, but chimps cannot. The distribution of their muscle mass and the superior leverage of their muscles explains why chimps can have up to 8 times the upper body strength of a Human male whilst having slightly less total muscle mass.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Fack.
What are you going to school for again? Veterinarian?
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Fack.
What are you going to school for again? Veterinarian?
No, I am a polymath.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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No, I am a polymath.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Are you any good at the core sciences? Being math physics and chemistry.
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Are you any good at the core sciences? Being math physics and chemistry.
Basic general knowledge. Nothing special. Although my knowledge of organic chemistry is university undergraduate level.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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it's just the nature of the beast,
humans can snap too,
every mammal have this within them
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Basic general knowledge. Nothing special. Although my knowledge of organic chemistry is university undergraduate level.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I will be there next fall! Ochem1 in the spring, ochem2 in the fall.
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They are disgusting creatures and any big cat would rape them.
A friend owned one and their strength is overstated, it started throwing a hissy fit once and my friend wouldn't discipline it so i had to punch it, i hit it in the solar plexus, it half stahggered and then went and curled up in the corner. He had to get rid of it, they are exceptionally bad mannered and stupid by nature.
Have a nice day you monkey fucking weirdo.
Y0U ARE A FUCKING M0R0N. A CHIMP C0ULD PHYSICALLY TEAR Y0UR FACE APART JUST LIKE IT DID T0 THE W0MAN WH0 HAD HER FACE T0RN 0FF AND THAT WAS D0NE BY A SMALL CHIMP.
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THE W0MEN HIT HIM WITH A SHUFFLE 8 TIMES AND THERE WAS N0 EFFECT.
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I will make a thread admiring big cats tomorrow just for you sucky. If you really think, a gorilla could hang with a blood thirsty lion you are a fool. See ghost and the darkness. 2 lions alone killed hundreds..
fantastic movie!
I think a Full grown silverback gorilla would rape any lion head on.
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:-X she looks like squidward now.
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Y0U ARE A FUCKING M0R0N. A CHIMP C0ULD PHYSICALLY TEAR Y0UR FACE APART JUST LIKE IT DID T0 THE W0MAN WH0 HAD HER FACE T0RN 0FF AND THAT WAS D0NE BY A SMALL CHIMP.
Anybody of decent strength could do that if they wished.
Chimps have decent pulling strength, they can't push for shit. It's lucky i was in a calm mood, it's midget height puts it's skull at good kicking range.
Keep the capslock up assbruise.
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SuckMonkeyMuscle seems to have a fucking weird fetish for monkeys/apes ??? I bet he is on one of those beast sex sites doing his research :-X
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Kodiak Bear
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Id hate to revisit the old "what if" VS animal thread, but on land I would have to take the Silverback Gorilla against anything. Something like an elephant might give it a challenge, but The gorilla is too nimble and strong, and would probably just break the elephants legs and finish it off once it collapsed. It would probably punch a lion into oblivion as well. Its too athletic for the big bears to handle. It would take the bears back and submit it with a rear naked choke.
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Seriously, I'd really like to have a gorilla as a pet. From its infancy. When it's like 500 pounds he can be my training partner and him and I can cruise in my truck and buy hamburgers at the drive-thru and shit.
When you're stopped at a light and there is a homeless man standing there with a sign, I can so see the gorilla rolling down the window and snatching the sign from the bum or knocking it out his hands just to be a dick LOL!
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http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2011/04/07/contagious-chimp-yawns-seem-to-point-to-human-like-empathy/
Contagious Chimp Yawns Seem to Point to Human-Like Empathy
What’s the News: Chimpanzees, like people, can “catch” yawns from others. But not all yawns are created equal, it seems; chimps are more likely to catch yawns from a chimp they know than from a stranger, a new study found. (You can see a video of it here.) This supports the idea that it’s empathy—rather than just everybody needing a nap—that makes yawns contagious.
How the Heck:
Two groups of chimps at the Yerkes National Primate Research Center near Atlanta, each with about a dozen adult members, were part of the study. The two groups lived in different large enclosures, and hadn’t seen—much less gotten to know—each other. Chimpanzees are extremely territorial, and a whole lot friendlier to individuals in their own group than to strangers.
The researchers took videos of spontaneous yawns from chimps in each group, as well as videos of the chimps just hanging out in the enclosure. They then played each chimp two videos on an iPod Touch: a yawn video, which included clips of chimps from both groups yawning, and a control video, of chimps doing other things.
The chimpanzees yawned more when they saw their group members yawning than when they saw them going about their usual business, the study found, and they yawned more in response to their groupmates’ yawning than to the yawns of chimps in the other group.
What’s the Context:
Previous research with humans has linked the ability to feel empathy to catching a contagious yawn; The Thoughtful Animal blog provides a good explanation of this phenomenon.
Both very young children, who are still developing an understanding of others’ state of mind, and children with autism, who are less attuned to what other people are feeling, seem to be immune to contagious yawns.
People who show signs of schizotypy, and generally feel less empathy, catch yawns less, while highly empathetic people catch them more.
Some earlier work previously raised the possibility that chimps may feel empathy.
Reference: Matthew W. Campbell, & Frans B. M. de Waal. “Ingroup-Outgroup Bias in Contagious Yawning by Chimpanzees Supports Link to Empathy.” PLoS ONE, 6 (4), 2011. DOI :10.1371/journal.pone.0018283
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When you're stopped at a light and there is a homeless man standing there with a sign, I can so see the gorilla rolling down the window and snatching the sign from the bum or knocking it out his hands just to be a dick LOL!
hahahahah
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amazing thread
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.. Chimps can occasionally be friendly and playful, but they are volatile(especially males) and feel no loyalty or love for anyone. You could raise a chimp from birth, feed it and play with it, and it might still try to kill you one day. But even though adult male chimps are incredibly aggressive and brutal, what separated them from Humans is not aggressivness, but their complete lack of empathy and remorse. Even the most hardened murderers feel some empathy and remorse. Chimps don't. Not even one bit.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
If that was true, chimps could not be the social animals that they are. They are altruistic and empathic towards members of their "tribe": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee#Empathy
NN
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No, I am a polymath.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Translation: polymath=knowitall...
;D
NN
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amazing thread
Indeed, I have very much enjoyed reading this!
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Indeed, I have very much enjoyed reading this!
sometimes i get caught up in the BS politics stuff and forget how refreshing it can be to just mock the stupidity of others on getbig :)
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Translation: polymath=knowitall...
;D
NN
Here's a drawing picturing SMM....
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Anybody of decent strength could do that if they wished.
Chimps have decent pulling strength, they can't push for shit. It's lucky i was in a calm mood, it's midget height puts it's skull at good kicking range.
Keep the capslock up assbruise.
Y0U'RE MENTALLY UNSTABLE 0R JUST NEVER FINISHED 3RD GRADE.
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assbruise
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I dont get it.
If chimps were that violent, chimps would have already disappeared(because of killing each other) thousands years ago and they would have not constructed their society style stated by many doctors.
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Id hate to revisit the old "what if" VS animal thread, but on land I would have to take the Silverback Gorilla against anything. Something like an elephant might give it a challenge, but The gorilla is too nimble and strong, and would probably just break the elephants legs and finish it off once it collapsed. It would probably punch a lion into oblivion as well. Its too athletic for the big bears to handle. It would take the bears back and submit it with a rear naked choke.
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I dont get it.
If chimps were that violent, chimps would have already disappeared(because of killing each other) thousands years ago and they would have not constructed their society style stated by many doctors.
Indeed! Our local polymath, "Suckmymuscle" needs to read up on ethology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethology).
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WTF?
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Y0U'RE MENTALLY UNSTABLE 0R JUST NEVER FINISHED 3RD GRADE.
The former.
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bump for more inside knowledge about the chimpanzee.
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bump for more inside knowledge about the chimpanzee.
I'm calling bull shit on the "stronger than 3 linebackers" .. the males are VERY strong but not THAT strong
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I'm calling bull shit on the "stronger than 3 linebackers" .. the males are VERY strong but not THAT strong
Are the linebackers on steroids or not?
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All synthol and esiclene...
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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WTF?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169266/Pictured-Shocking-moment-polar-bear-attacks-woman-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html
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???
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169266/Pictured-Shocking-moment-polar-bear-attacks-woman-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html
The woman is very lucky to live..
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Hey there where ya goin',
Not exactly knowin'
Who says you have to call just one place home.
He's goin' everywhere,
B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear.
He just keeps on movin',
Ladies keep improvin'
Every day is better than the last.
New dreams and better scenes,
And best of all I don't pay property tax.
Rollin' down to Dallas,
Who's providin' my palace,
Off to New Orleans or who knows where.
Places new and ladies, too,
I'm B.J. McKay and this is my best friend Bear.
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cheetah still going strong :)
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you should've put a picture of big ronnie coleman there.. his big black glutes ;D
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Why is the latest POTA cashin in on Tarzish? >:(
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I'm calling bull shit on the "stronger than 3 linebackers" .. the males are VERY strong but not THAT strong
Y0U 0BVI0USLY D0N'T KN0W WHAT CHIMPS CAN D0. 0NE CHIMP CAN TAKE 0N 5 LINEBACKERS AND TEAR THEM APART LIMP BY LIMP.
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This thread needs this quote
Oh helllnaw B. I'm gonna send my mufuckin pet chimp on a flight down there asap to strighten shit out over there.
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Y0U 0BVI0USLY D0N'T KN0W WHAT CHIMPS CAN D0. 0NE CHIMP CAN TAKE 0N 5 LINEBACKERS AND TEAR THEM APART LIMP BY LIMP.
Err no...they have decent pulling strength but no real tests have ever backed up these strength claims.
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Err no...they have decent pulling strength but no real tests have ever backed up these strength claims.
STRENGTH IN LIFTING A BARBELL AND TEARING LIMPS ARE TW0 DIFFERENT THINGS. THE CHIMP T0RE THE W0MEN'S FINGERS APART WITH HIS FUCKING BARE HANDS? N0 HUMAN CAN D0 THAT WITH HIS BARE HANDS. HE G0T HIT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER 8 TIMES. ANYWAYS, I'M N0T G0ING T0 ARGUE WITH Y0U. Y0U'RE A PLAIN M0R0N.
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STRENGTH IN LIFTING A BARBELL AND TEARING LIMPS ARE TW0 DIFFERENT THINGS. THE CHIMP T0RE THE W0MEN'S FINGERS APART WITH HIS FUCKING BARE HANDS? N0 HUMAN CAN D0 THAT WITH HIS BARE HANDS. HE G0T HIT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER 8 TIMES. ANYWAYS, I'M N0T G0ING T0 ARGUE WITH Y0U. Y0U'RE A PLAIN M0R0N.
16 year old girls have broken handcuffs on high on angel dust, you remove mental control mechanisms, you get weird feats. I hit anything in the head with a sledgehammer it's got no skull left, what are you arguing? That's got metal bones lol. Why don't you shut your mouth you ill educated fucking gimp. Assbruise, ass by name ass by nature.
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16 year old girls have broken handcuffs on high on angel dust, you remove mental control mechanisms, you get weird feats. I hit anything in the head with a sledgehammer it's got no skull left, what are you arguing? That's got metal bones lol. Why don't you shut your mouth you ill educated fucking gimp. Assbruise, ass by name ass by nature.
UNEDUCATED HUH? 16 YEAR 0LD GIRLS HAVE T0RE S0ME0NE'S LIMBS BEF0RE? ST0P HERE PLEASE.
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UNEDUCATED HUH? 16 YEAR 0LD GIRLS HAVE T0RE S0ME0NE'S LIMBS BEF0RE? ST0P HERE PLEASE.
Little chimps have broken handcuffs before? Lifted cars?
I have a pet hyena, i rescued it from the wild when backpacking through Africa and i would bet one standard en/us keyboard that it would kill a chimp in seconds, maybe even micro seconds if i didn't feed it for a few days. Hyena is like a big really strong dog, a chimp couldn't even kill a strong dog.
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Little chimps have broken handcuffs before? Lifted cars?
I have a pet hyena, i rescued it from the wild when backpacking through Africa and i would bet one standard en/us keyboard that it would kill a chimp in seconds, maybe even micro seconds if i didn't feed it for a few days. Hyena is like a big really strong dog, a chimp couldn't even kill a strong dog.
ARE Y0U TR0LLING ME? I CAN'T TELL. ARE Y0U IMPLYING A CHIMP IS WEAKER THAN A GIRL? I SAID CHIMPS HAVE T0RE 0FF LIMPS BEF0RE. S0METHING N0 HUMAN CAN D0. READ MY P0ST Y0U DUMB FUCK. I'VE SAID THIS THREE TIMES ALREADY.
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ARE Y0U TR0LLING ME? I CAN'T TELL. ARE Y0U IMPLYING A CHIMP IS WEAKER THAN A GIRL? I SAID CHIMPS HAVE T0RE 0FF LIMPS BEF0RE. S0METHING N0 HUMAN CAN D0. READ MY P0ST Y0U DUMB FUCK. I'VE SAID THIS THREE TIMES ALREADY.
I'm saying your a girl and i woild fuck you and your little chimp to death.
Assbruise stupidity in all of its myriad forms.
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I'm saying your a #girl and i woild fuck you and your little chimp to death.
Assbruise stupidity in all of its myriad forms.
Y0U DREAM 0F FUCKING CHIMPS. ??? Y0U SICK FUCK.
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If it's me vs. a chimp I win 100% of the time...No fucking chimp is kicking my ass not even (insert name of random getbigger)
Everyone knows chimps don't have ground game.. ::)
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4 page thread on chimps but no a single post from dr.chimps ???
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4 page thread on chimps but no a single post from dr.chimps ???
good point.
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