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Getbig Bodybuilding Boards => History - Stories - and Memories => Craig Titus & Kelly Ryan Discussions => Topic started by: knny187 on December 21, 2005, 06:44:24 PM
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I'm calling it first
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I bet Vegas odss on it
;)
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put your money where your mouth is.
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Jim Manion taking advantage of "Get your picture taken with accused murderers" night at the Olymipa:
(http://www.craigtitus123.com/afterparties/strydom_ryan_manion_titus_olympia_2003_02.jpg)
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Looks like Strydom approves.
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I always wondered what ever became of Gary Strydom. He is looking good for his age. Looks like he still carries some size.
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:o
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Titus looks fat
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Titus looks fat
lol fat
in anatomy 101 we learned that's his kidneys and liver enlarged and pushing his stomach forward
yeah gary looks good. not a bad toupee either
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yeah, Gary's stylin' and titus is wearing a tank top and w/ no pecs and a "6000 calories a day of chicken and rice" gut
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Jim Manion taking advantage of "Get your picture taken with accused murderers" night at the Olymipa:
(http://www.craigtitus123.com/afterparties/strydom_ryan_manion_titus_olympia_2003_02.jpg)
Gary (last I heard) was living well w/ a fat bank account in S.C. One of the few BB'er's who made alot of money . At one time Crazy Wear was everywhere.
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I hope he was framed.
Freakin' murder! I still can't believe it. Drugs and can understand but murder.
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Drugs and can understand but murder.
That's what Titus used to try to tell his parole officer: "Dude... it was only drugs... it's not like I killed somebody or anything!"
Guess that excuse won't work for him anymore. :-\
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to me they just dont seem like the type of people to do something like this thats why it is so weird for me to hear about this. im not a titus fan by anymeans but, u have a good life going for u and now on top of that, murde charges? man this thing is going to be crazy, cant wait to see what happens. this should be made into a movie, i can see it now...
muscle
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What happened with Garys "comeback"??????
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What happened with Garys "comeback"??????
Jeff McFarland dropped a plate on his chest when he was supposed to be spotting him and ruined it.
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Jeff McFarland dropped a plate on his chest when he was supposed to be spotting him and ruined it.
Once he found out McJeff was photographing him from afar and spamming the boards with it, he changed gyms.
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Titus is bloated in that pic, not fat. Kelly looks good as usual. Even though Craig has had his problems, I venture that theres more to it than the obvious.
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I just cant beleive this I know kelly i just cant see her involved in such a thing dont get me wrong im not saying craig isnt innocent but just for thought even if craig got wrapped up in some wrong i dont think Kelly would break the law for him. She Loves Craig with all her heart but I know she knows the right thing to do.
And I know Craig Loves Kelly with all his heart and would not put her in such a sitiuation. its killing me. im worried for both of them.
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Titus - framed.
Jaguar - flamed.
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that joke - lame :D
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that joke - lame :D
your parents?
Ashamed ;D
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your parents?
Ashamed ;D
But who's to blame?
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But who's to blame?
XKOL, mayne.
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XKOL, mayne.
He's gonna get a needle in the vain
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He's gonna get a needle in the vain
Bring on Aria Giovanni so we can run a train....... >:(
DIV
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If only Titus had a brain ....
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oh, the thoughts I'd be thinkin, I'd be thinkin' like a Lincoln, if I only had a brain.
Get that ass back teh X......
There is no McNeil drama here.....
DIV
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Get that ass back teh X......
There is no McNeil drama here.....
DIV
Too late. Meddy's got teh "Titus avatar". She's gonna be ridin' this train all the way into the station.
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Too late. Meddy's got teh "Titus avatar". She's gonna be ridin' this train all the way into the station.
That's unless you kids ban her from teh X.
How can you ban Kenneth, but not Med?
Where's the logic in that shit? ???
DIV
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Craig and Kelly: A Lovers Poem
He can only pray that he'll feel no pain
When the warden of Fulsom sticks that needle in his vein
He'll look back at his life and complain and complain
About that loss to Phil Hernon again and again
In the end the only thing he could claim
Was that he finally got his 15 minutes of fame
Deep down inside he has only himself to blame
For choking her out and setting aflame
That girl he and Kel decided to maim
Now on death row, he's feeling the shame
And thinking his woman is doing the same
But in fact, she's back out and playing the game
On the after-party circuit, now she's changed her name
You see, just last month on her way to the Women's Grand Prix in Spain
She hooked up with Kamali, hold on, I know what you're thinking, just let me explain
He talked twelve hours straight and bought her drinks on the plane
And told her how his wife had flushed his career down the drain
They had so much in common, for one thing they're both vain
And so with a fury, together they started to train
For the elusive Olympia title they each sought to ordain
And as fortune had it, when Coleman was found in an alley slain
Kamali was crowned with the title he claimed
When Kelly got second to Adela again
Their relationship crumbled and was never ever the same
She realized she missed being Ol' Craigger's dame
And cried how she thought of her old Ball and Chain.
The Ain
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Craig and Kelly: A Lovers Poem
He can only pray that he'll feel no pain
When the warden of Fulsom sticks that needle in his vein
He'll look back at his life and complain and complain
About that loss to Phil Hernon again and again
In the end the only thing he could claim
Was that he finally got his 15 minutes of fame
Deep down inside he has only himself to blame
For choking her out and setting aflame
That girl he and Kel decided to maim
Now on death row, he's feeling the shame
And thinking his woman is doing the same
But in fact, she's back out and playing the game
On the after-party circuit, now she's changed her name
You see, just last month on her way to the Women's Grand Prix in Spain
She hooked up with Kamali, hold on, I know what you're thinking, just let me explain
He talked twelve hours straight and bought her drinks on the plane
And told her how his wife had flushed his career down the drain
They had so much in common, for one thing they're both vain
And so with a fury, together they started to train
For the elusive Olympia title they each sought to ordain
And as fortune had it, when Coleman was found in an alley slain
Kamali was crowned with the title he claimed
When Kelly got second to Adela again
Their relationship crumbled and was never ever the same
She realized she missed being Ol' Craigger's dame
And cried how she thought of her old Ball and Chain.
The Ain
Not bad on short notice. ;)
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That's unless you kids ban her from teh X.
How can you ban Kenneth, but not Med?
Where's the logic in that shit? ???
DIV
Knny's not banned permenently... just until Jan 1st. Amy wanted to fucck with him for talking shit about her, so we obliged.
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The Tragedy of Titus Craiggers (an Early Tragedy)
In my opinion, this is the most gruesome play Shakespeare wrote.
Graphic content warning.
In Las Vegas, all gather to see the late Olympian buried with a torn appendage. Cutlerus, his eldest competitor, declares he should be the next emperor, but his arch-enemy Gustavion wants to hold an election, hoping himself to be elected. However, Titus' brother Kamalian (the Tribune of Arabia) announces that the Senate has elected Titus the new emperor of the Olympians, as reward for long years of service as the entertainment connoisseur. Cutlerus and Gustavion seem to peacefully withdraw their claims. Titus Craiggers then appears, back from the 10 year war with the IFBB, in which he killed the Goth king, King Weider, and captured the queen Barbaraiana and her three sons, Sloth, Vice, and Excusus.
Titus Craiggers had vices, like all men of his day. His frequent romps with Slutus Fitnessa were well known in the sand circles- but not to his Queen, oblivious to the matter, inept due to her own groundhog obsession.
Then fate intervened early one winter morn. Queen Barbaraiana, on her way to the thrice daily enema, encountered a mausoleum in the Vegas courtyard. In it, she heard the moans only affable when a phallis penetrates an anal cavity. The Queen unfastened the door and to her surprise, the King was prone on all fours as the handheld staff penetrated the royal sphincter. At the helm of the device was the one and only Slutus Fitnessa.
Without thinking, Queen Barbaraiana drew a phallic inserter of her own, much longer and darker than that of the more feminine one. A battle ensued, with the massive Queen quickly taking the upper hand and impaling the poor offering on her well-used buttress. To hide her shame, the Queen quickly harnessed the lifeless remains of the harlot to an ass and marched the beast into the desert. Mandeth Fitny, the Queen’s tattered servant, quickly ran to the village to share the news with the peasants…
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lol fat
in anatomy 101 we learned that's his kidneys and liver enlarged and pushing his stomach forward
yeah gary looks good. not a bad toupee either
LOL you are the best Big!!!! ;D
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lol fat
in anatomy 101 we learned that's his kidneys and liver enlarged and pushing his stomach forward
yeah gary looks good. not a bad toupee either
Maybe Gary & Derek could do a "Hairpiece informercial" "Hard to believe I'm Bald, I know it is". Thanks to "Miracle Rug"....LOL ;D
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and he will feel a lot of pain
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maybe kelly killed her high on nubain?
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cue Meddie to post a Sally pict...where is Teagan now that we need her?
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I'm calling it first
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I bet Vegas odss on it
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Ill take that bet ;D