PSSSST...there's still some time to knock Chick. He doesn't wake up until his maid, personal chef, masseuse and butler arrive at his Bel Air mansion and his butler brings him Eggs White Benedict in his ivory four-poster adjustable temper-pedic bed. Then it's an hour on the treadmill, a massage by his infinity pool, a shot of gh, and it's off to do a guest appearance on Grey's Anatomy. Then it's time to hit the bank, deposit his check for $60,000, do lunch at Mezzaluna with Jessica Alba to discuss "projects", and then back to the stretch hummer limo for a ride back to the mansion to log on to getbig.com and spend three hours trading barbs with 240, while simultaneously negotiating with Steven Spielberg over his salary as the lead in "When Worlds Collide".
Special "Have your people call my people" Ed