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Vegas for a week (Live action-Tuesday)
« on: August 17, 2012, 08:20:56 AM »
Vegas starting tomorrow for a week. Request?

Pee on the ice machine at the Mirage?
Smell the seat cushions at the Orleans Casino?
Ring Jay's doorbell and run away?
Try whats-his-name's roulette "system" and win big?
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2012, 08:26:07 AM »
A week?


Fuck that noise. You shouldn't have to be in Vegas for more than 3 days, 4 tops. Especially if you gamble.


After day 3, you'll feel ready to leave.

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2012, 08:27:14 AM »
tommy is a high roller and a playa, three days will barely register

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2012, 08:28:25 AM »
go smoke a blunt with Wiggs and he can show you the best whore houses in Las Vegas ... Take plenty of group pics for HIT IT IN ORDER threads

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2012, 08:28:43 AM »
A week?


Fuck that noise. You shouldn't have to be in Vegas for more than 3 days, 4 tops. Especially if you gamble with drugs,booze and whores.


After day 3, you'll feel ready to leave.

Fixed :)

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2012, 08:31:49 AM »
"Especially if you gamble with drugs,booze and whores."

    :)   I see Calvin knows my schedule.
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2012, 08:32:28 AM »
It's crazy out here man...Honestly, please be careful...Thugs and methheads everywhere. :-X
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2012, 08:33:33 AM »
go smoke a blunt with Wiggs and he can show you the best whore houses in Las Vegas ... Take plenty of group pics for HIT IT IN ORDER threads

i like it! We can cruise around like Jamie Fox & Colin Farrell in Miami Vice.
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2012, 08:34:21 AM »
It's crazy out here man...Honestly, please be careful...Thugs and methheads everywhere. :-X


LOL Never travel past the Wynn Resort if you know whats good for you ....

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2012, 08:36:11 AM »

LOL Never travel past the Wynn Resort if you know whats good for you ....


I consider the Stratosphere the cut-off line.
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2012, 08:38:13 AM »
Yeah Tommy, stay your white ass on the strip.  If you died...Everyone will ask, where was Wiggs and why didn;t he save him.  I don't need that in my life.

You can start at the Mandalay Bay and go down Las Vegas BLVD down to Sahara, no further...
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2012, 08:54:20 AM »
Yeah Tommy, stay your white ass on the strip.  If you died...Everyone will ask, where was Wiggs and why didn;t he save him.  I don't need that in my life.

You can start at the Mandalay Bay and go down Las Vegas BLVD down to Sahara, no further...

   ;D ;D Too late my friend. . .  I'm headin' straight to North Las Vegas. . . The Palomino, Jerry's Nugget, etc.
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2012, 09:06:36 AM »
  ;D ;D Too late my friend. . .  I'm headin' straight to North Las Vegas. . . The Palomino, Jerry's Nugget, etc.

Hell Yeah bro!  I hate strippers but the Palomino is your best bet...Nude and alcohol...
There's this one stripper there, Brookyln...half columbian, half jamacian...my god...
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2012, 09:08:56 AM »
A week?


Fuck that noise. You shouldn't have to be in Vegas for more than 3 days, 4 tops. Especially if you gamble.


After day 3, you'll feel ready to leave.

THIS!!!!

After 3-4 days in Vegas im done! You body can only process so much G, blow and X

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2012, 09:15:42 AM »
Hell Yeah bro!  I hate strippers but the Palomino is your best bet...Nude and alcohol...
There's this one stripper there, Brookyln...half columbian, half jamacian...my god...

I'll see if I can spot her.  I prefer the Palomino to the super expensive joints.
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2012, 09:23:07 AM »
I'll see if I can spot her.  I prefer the Palomino to the super expensive joints.

She looks like a white chick with a black chicks body...If she's there, you'll know...
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2012, 09:31:24 AM »
I don't think there's a bar or a casino in this town that I haven't been ln, and I've never had a problem.

I have been kicked out of a few but .... as far as I was concerned, it weren't no problem.

TW, most LV visitors lose or win their gambling stakes in three or four of the gambling joints along the Strip where they now pay even-money fora blackjack.

I know you're wise enough not to fall for that con, but you'd be wiser still if you simply avoided going inside those joints.

I've been gambling in this town since the Boyz had complete control and I've witnessed more "crime" perpetrated   against the Players once these so-called  "Good Guys" had taken over.

Some of those good old "Boyz" were good old friends and when we arrived in town we were treated royally even though we were only young Marines with a month's worth of dollars in our pockets, but we would return to the base with a few extra.

I could tell ya a lot about those days, but then I've have to shoot ya.

So I'd like to suggest that you give your hard earned dollars a workout at some of our beloved local joints.

And if you enjoy sitting on your butt playing the slots while drinking home made beer ,,,, Give ELLIS ISLAND a try.

It's a real non-class joint but us locals love it because ut's something similar to the good old days where you're treated like you're one of the Boyz.

And you'll usually  walk out as a winner .... or simply feel like one.

Have a good week, TW

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2012, 09:48:00 AM »
She looks like a white chick with a black chicks body...If she's there, you'll know...

thx.

thanks SM. I done Ellis Island many times. Love the ribs. Love the Karaoke. And I'm strictly a 3/2 BJ player.  :D
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2012, 09:55:03 AM »
I don't know how many of you hooligans have wives or girlfriends in the Strip Bar or Casino Bar business, but there's an interesting story on how that actually works.

Tommy, here's a favor I'm gonna ask if ya find yourself into asking questions to your new found lady friend after  half a  dozen lap dances.
 
Ask her HOW IT WORKS!

That may sound dumb, but if you do ask, and if she gives you the honest answer .... you just might return to LA and start up a very profitable Strip Joint of your own.

And if you're too damn shy to ask such a personal question, you can ask  me but only if I  get a silent partnership in your new money making venture.

BTW ... you still owe me for losing our TITUS bet.

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2012, 09:55:56 AM »
Hey tommy, when they're working you over in the back of the casino, and they ask you whether you want the money and the hammer or to walk out of there, you better take the money you fucking mo-mo.     ;D

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2012, 10:02:30 AM »
 :)
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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2012, 10:04:44 AM »
DOC, that ain't done no more.

Not inside the casino nowadays.

But you just might hear a curtious knock-knock on your front door,

At 3 AM

And it ain't the AVON LADY.

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2012, 01:08:03 PM »
I know in NY the big scam going into high end dancer bars is that they have our outrageously priced two drink minimums. On top of that if you are foolish enough to use plastic to pay there is good shot at getting ripped off big time. They can either steal your information or run up a lot of charges for lap dances and top end booze. One guy found 10K plus on his card.

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2012, 03:24:03 PM »
OLDTIMER, What I have in mind as explained by family and friends in the Nevada bar business ain't a scam, nor is it illegal.

The way it has been explained to me goes as follows (and maybe Tommy  will verify this and possibly add to it upon his return):

There are a good number of Strip clubs in Las Vegas but unlike strip clubs in a few other states, the girls cannot go completely nude if alcohol is offered or served in the club. 9This could have been changed recently but I believe it is still a law on the books.)

The girls who work in these clubs are apparently 'independent contractors" who can work at a number of different clubs in any one evening.

But each club collects a 'dancer's fee' from each of hte girls  before they are allowed to  go on the floor to mingle with the cash paying customers.

I forget the exact amount of that 'dancer's fee' it it was something close to $200 and upon payment of that fee any cash the girls collect while in that club is there's to keep.

Each club requires the girls to stay for a set number of hours (3 or 4 I think) before they can depart to another club.

So most of the ladies will spend their work hours in about 3 clubs each evening unless they are making lots of cash at the first club the enter.

So the bar collects about $200 a night from each girl and about 20 girls will pay that fee each evening in order to work the floor.

That's a damn good steady flow of income for the  club which is also selling $12 cocktails and $10 beers.

I've been told that the  girls will make $1,200 on a typical evening, but that may have changed recently.

One family friend in a decent casino bar says that a bartenders income will be $800 t0 $1,500 on busy nights but $400 - $600 when this town ain't packed.

Each fo the above figures were mentioned to me by people who work or have worked in the bar biz in Las Vegas.

TW should open a strip club in Los Angeles. Oe maybe there's too much competition already.

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Re: Las Vegas tomorrow for a week
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2012, 03:35:05 PM »
One seemingly good idea that has been kicked around LV lately is an MMA style nightclub in which anyone can fight anyone they choose in an official ring in the center of the club.

Guys can fight guys, girls can fight girls and even challenge any guy who is willing to scrapple on the mat.

The house would put up cash money for the winners and sports betting would be allowed.

Various types of fights would be scheduled throughout the week and one night would be reserved for 'comedy night' where amateur wrestlers of all sexual persuasions would fight while a live band accompanied them playing music that fit the style of the fighters.

Lots of talk but yet no action.