Author Topic: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills? (Read 5763 times)

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #25 on:** October 28, 2009, 01:51:03 AM »

Could..not...care..less. ..

OneManGang · « **Reply #26 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:28:50 AM »

Quote from: Chick on October 27, 2009, 05:28:30 PM

LOL...right. My "busted old treadmill" cost more than the bucket of bolts you drive son.

That white treadmill with you performing a slow walk with no incline and still huffing and puffing. Your cardio would be spent after less than 30 seconds doing anything but a slow walk let alone boxing

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #27 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:53:11 AM »

Quote from: OneManGang on October 28, 2009, 02:28:50 AM

That white treadmill with you performing a slow walk with no incline and still huffing and puffing. Your cardio would be spent after less than 30 seconds doing anything but a slow walk let alone boxing

Dude, Chick's arms are gonna feel like lead after about twelve seconds. His legs will go by forty-five seconds. He can't cope with the speed, finesse, and punching power. Lights out.

Benito Mutumbo · « **Reply #28 on:** October 28, 2009, 12:10:45 PM »

OneManGang · « **Reply #29 on:** October 29, 2009, 01:27:31 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on October 28, 2009, 09:53:11 AM

Dude, Chick's arms are gonna feel like lead after about twelve seconds. His legs will go by forty-five seconds. He can't cope with the speed, finesse, and punching power. Lights out.

...and what kind of boxing background has Chick? He probably got a free 20lbs "heavy" bag with the purchase of his treadmill and he "boxed" on it in his basement a couple of times

Tyr · « **Reply #30 on:** October 29, 2009, 01:32:45 AM »

Quote from: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 06:03:35 PM

You're assuming The Redmeatkid will make it go the distance. Bob will use the tricks he has learned over several decades to end things quickly. Old age and treachery will beat the kid

OneManGang · « **Reply #31 on:** October 29, 2009, 01:39:09 AM »

Quote from: Tyr on October 29, 2009, 01:32:45 AM

Bob will beat the shit out of redmeat with his walking stick and then escape in his motorized wheelchair before redmeat can hit back

Tyr · « **Reply #32 on:** October 29, 2009, 01:40:25 AM »

Quote from: OneManGang on October 29, 2009, 01:39:09 AM

Bob will beat the shit out of redmeat with his walking stick and then escape in his motorized wheelchair before redmeat can hit back

but where does the meat go?
-Cosmo Kramer

Max_Rep · « **Reply #33 on:** October 29, 2009, 01:45:11 AM »

Quote from: The RedMeatKid on October 27, 2009, 04:13:01 PM

I know I sure would. I would be moving all over the place, keeping the big glom off balance and winded. I would keep sticking jabs in his oversized face, stinging him and frustrating him. I would dance away from him as he throws his big, errant haymakers and roundhouses, only to come back in with a flurry of hooks and crosses, dazing and humiliating him and his big useless muscles. Then I would seal the deal with a big right and leave the punk writhing on the canvas, wondering what day it is.

Internet boxing champ of his own mind... kinda like "beer muscles". Can I get the champs autograph?

Bones · « **Reply #34 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:05:58 PM »

RedMeat after the punch.

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #35 on:** October 30, 2009, 09:32:30 PM »

Chick could'nt punch his way out of a wet paper bag

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:03:59 AM »

I think Falcon could get in a few Falcon punches/combinations on Chick

webcake · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:07:43 AM »

bodybuilders can't fight............all show, no go.

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:10:40 AM »

Quote from: webcke on October 31, 2009, 04:07:43 AM

bodybuilders can't fight............all show, no go.

from seeing how Chick looks these days its no show,no go, and no real hair

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #39 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:13:12 AM »

Quote from: Schmoe Buster on October 31, 2009, 04:10:40 AM

from seeing how Chick looks these days its no show,no go, and no real hair

And quote " If you think you are a boxer you are"

webcake · « **Reply #40 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:16:50 AM »

Quote from: Schmoe Buster on October 31, 2009, 04:10:40 AM

from seeing how Chick looks these days its no show,no go, and no real hair

Are you saying Robert Chickendildo is on his last legs?

WillGrant · « **Reply #41 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:22:37 AM »

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on October 27, 2009, 04:43:59 PM

WE HAVE TO TAKE A TEST?

Bob has a script for that

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #42 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:36:35 AM »

Quote from: webcke on October 31, 2009, 04:16:50 AM

Are you saying Robert Chickendildo is on his last legs?

Chick spends most of his working hours on his knees

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #43 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:42:01 AM »

Quote from: Schmoe Buster on October 31, 2009, 04:36:35 AM

Chick spends most of his working hours on his knees

LMAO

WingedLion · « **Reply #44 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:59:31 AM »

Bob was a gladiator . Ha HAS to be athletic. I would not dismiss him at all and unless redmeat had formal training I think Chick would deck him. My 2 cents

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #45 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:53:50 AM »

Quote from: WingedLion on October 31, 2009, 04:59:31 AM

Bob was a gladiator . Ha HAS to be athletic. I would not dismiss him at all and unless redmeat had formal training I think Chick would deck him. My 2 cents

when was bob a gladiator?

WingedLion · « **Reply #46 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:59:54 AM »

Quote from: Signifying Monkey on October 31, 2009, 05:53:50 AM

when was bob a gladiator?

a few good years back

http://www.tvrage.com/person/id-52232

Signifying Monkey · « **Reply #47 on:** October 31, 2009, 06:06:48 AM »

damn, he's only 43. I thought he was older

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #48 on:** October 31, 2009, 06:51:08 AM »

Quote from: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 06:03:35 PM

You're assuming The Redmeatkid will make it go the distance. Bob will use the tricks he has learned over several decades to end things quickly. Old age and treachery will beat the kid

old age and treachery

The RedMeatKid · « **Reply #49 on:** October 31, 2009, 11:40:24 AM »

Quote from: WingedLion on October 31, 2009, 04:59:31 AM

Bob was a gladiator . Ha HAS to be athletic. I would not dismiss him at all and unless redmeat had formal training I think Chick would deck him. My 2 cents

Formal training? Fred Villari's Shaolin Kempo Kung Fu, Bench press of 405, countless hours in Mike's Boxing Gym...I'd say I have formal training.