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became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« on: January 14, 2011, 01:43:38 PM »
every night between the hours of 1am and 7am he cries like the dickens.  food/toilet/comfy doesn't seem to matter.  is this normal? 

ive been totally ignorant about kids my whole life so any advise is appreciated.


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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 01:46:28 PM »
Jack Daniels in a bottle and blow a little weed smoke in his face, he'll calm down.
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2011, 01:46:43 PM »
sorry bro no refunds

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2011, 01:47:30 PM »
every night between the hours of 1am and 7am he cries like the dickens.  food/toilet/comfy doesn't seem to matter.  is this normal? 

ive been totally ignorant about kids my whole life so any advise is appreciated.



Colic-y?  I dunno  ???  Never had kids and barely ever even baby-sat.

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2011, 01:48:17 PM »
All discomfort and sacrifice concerning children is normal.


Get used to it...


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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2011, 01:48:32 PM »
How often are you feeding?
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2011, 01:48:35 PM »
Jack Daniels in a bottle and blow a little weed smoke in his face, he'll calm down.

haHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my girl just asked me why i was laughing hysterically

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2011, 01:50:06 PM »
How often are you feeding?

he's bottle fed so every 3-4 hours

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 01:50:39 PM »
Congrats.....  baby might possibly have reflux.  Worth looking into.

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 02:03:39 PM »
every night between the hours of 1am and 7am he cries like the dickens.  food/toilet/comfy doesn't seem to matter.  is this normal? 

ive been totally ignorant about kids my whole life so any advise is appreciated.



Hahahahah!!  Its called colic, bro.  :D

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2011, 02:06:47 PM »
advices---wear a condom next time champ

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2011, 02:09:04 PM »

he's bottle fed so every 3-4 hours
ECA will help curb appetite
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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2011, 02:10:48 PM »
its probably gas------happened with my last kid

buy some over teh counter stuff for gas for infants----works like a charm bro, I didnt believe it would work but it saved my life

Ill ask my wife the name of it when she gets home and Ill pm you it

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2011, 02:12:17 PM »
hes probably just going catabolic, put some CELL MASS in his bottle next time

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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2011, 02:12:44 PM »
Hahahahah!!  Its called colic, bro.  :D

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colic is awful .... there's home remedies ... but see if you can get this stuff where you live .. if not then maybe a chemist/pharmacy carries the ingredients in another brand .. just ask them  :)





http://www.coliccalm.com/baby_infant_newborn_articles/baby_colic_treatment.htm


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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2011, 02:13:40 PM »
Colich or the baby has its days and nights mixed up. First three months or so of parenthood is rough man, you will not know how happy you can be though when he/she starts sleeping the entire night :)

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2011, 02:13:46 PM »
completely normal...don't give into this collicy shit...that's every parents answer to a crying baby

a lot of people say their kids have days and night mixed up...obviously a baby doesn't know the diff
so that is not true...

remember when you wife was prego, the baby usually starts bucking around in her tummy when she
is chilling on the couch or not moving much, not always but usually

they are comforted by closeness and movement...they are very uncomfortable alone...do you think
1000 years ago people dump their kid in a different area than they were sleeping? fuck no...babies
are very insecure, they need security which is mommy and daddy

always remember that...babies don't cry to piss you off even though it seems that way in the middle
of the night when you are tired...they are either scared, hungry, gassy....also you never know when a
kids is having growing pains, stomach pains, headaches, etc...they are not specific, they only know how
to cry

you will get though it...some babies sleep alone fine, others need more security, food, etc

i have two, the first was up every night for 6 months...the second only bothers us if she is sick or hungry
which i think is because we were much less stressed the second time around

congrats, good luck, and just hang in there....don't get mad, just walk away if it gets to you cause
being a guy, it will...just remember, they change so damn fast at that age that you tend to forget
it is so short term

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2011, 02:15:03 PM »
Learn to enjoy the noise. From what I understand, children are the orgasm of life.

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2011, 02:15:55 PM »
gas drops are great, but don't just start pumping your poor baby full of shit just because
it is crying

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2011, 02:16:21 PM »
Dude fuck all these online "doctors" here........give the little bastard a shot of Jack and blow a puff in his face, he'll mellow the fuck out real quick.

"Colic".........lol. ::)








Learn to enjoy the noise. From what I understand, children are the orgasm of life.

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2011, 02:21:09 PM »

"Colic".........lol. ::)

exactly...funny our parents never talk about "collicy" babies but they are all the rage now days

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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2011, 02:22:49 PM »
exactly...funny our parents never talk about "collicy" babies but they are all the rage now days
yes they did-----collichy is just a general term for fussy bro

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2011, 02:23:07 PM »
Probably not too late to sell it on the black market I would think.   Just show it during daytime hours and no one will be the wiser until it's too late. Besides what are they going to do if they want to return it, call the Better Business Bureau?

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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2011, 02:24:13 PM »
If you're of the mindset any ingestible option is not welcome

I've heard white noise .. like a vacuum .. the small sensation of the feel of it along with the slight hum .. ( I've heard of white noise CD's aswell )

plus they have to outgrow it ... don't lose patience so quickly .. it's just beginning

search for something that works and enjoy the quiet time when you can .. adjusting yourself is easier than the baby trying to adjust right now



congratulations BTW .. DAD  :)

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Re: became a daddy tuesday.. need getbig's advice
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2011, 02:24:22 PM »
yes they did-----collichy is just a general term for fussy bro

dont you mean collicy is a general term for put .1ml of fluid into your kids mouth every
fucking time they cry cause a baby should never cry