Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol

[Parker]

I'd probably hit pink. Always seems like she'd be a lot of fun.

She dated Treach from Naughty By Nature awhile ago...
And she seems to have that trashy/Tom boy/ I have to Prove Something vibe  to her

[ukjeff]

shes got the fat gene, she will turn into a real pig when she gets older.

[Wiggs]

Bottom line the bitch is fine and the fatass with the enlarged cranium is an undeserving specimen.

[Parker]

Bottom line the bitch is fine and the fatass with the enlarged cranium is an undeserving specimen.

He looks like Mikey Blumberg from Disney's Recess

[ukjeff]

TBH this is pretty much how shes going to look in 15 years.

[Parker]

You guys are right, he is talented, and he does make one laugh.

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[Wiggs]

Damn, we're all haters...oh well.

[bike nut]

Damn, we're all haters...oh well.

I think Charlize can act, but she is overrated in the looks department. Any mall in southern Cal has 10 women in it that are hotter than her on any given day

[Wiggs]

I think Charlize can act, but she is overrated in the looks department. Any mall in southern Cal has 10 women in it that are hotter than her on any given day

Yeah but any mall won't have a 5'11 hot, cultured South African.  More so 5'8, hot, but dumb and boring as fuck.  I count the intangibles.

[G_Thang]

Yeah but any mall won't have a 5'11 hot, cultured South African.  More so 5'8, hot, but dumb and boring as fuck.  I count the intangibles.

I don't know, might have to agree with BN.  California is transplant central, not just the US but the World.  Now, what it lacks is 10 Persia Whites in a mall!   

[bike nut]

Yeah but any mall won't have a 5'11 hot, cultured South African.  More so 5'8, hot, but dumb and boring as fuck.  I count the intangibles.

You count the intangibles......from the outside looking in.

[Desolate]

In the top left photo Charlize Theron is wearing a lot of make up and she also gained considerable weight for her role as Aileen Wournos, a prostitute and serial killer from Florida.

For the 10th time, the picture was taken years after Monster was done and gone.

I used to be in the gossip game while I was in school.

That pic is her. It's not makeup for Monster and it's not any weight that she put on for the role.

[Stark]

I think Charlize can act, but she is overrated in the looks department. Any mall in southern Cal has 10 women in it that are hotter than her on any given day

When you gained some life experience you will learn that the look is not the only thing that makes a woman attractive in fact that's one if the minor things and only spark your interest at first, how a woman carries herself laughs smiles humour intellect how she reacts on things and so forth makes the difference between a woman that you abuse in any form possible on a one night stand or somebody that you would like to stay with.

Charlize vs . Kardashians

You feel me ?

[Alti Bautista]

he makes her laught... I am dead serious folks, you all have an completely warped idea what woman really want, I know its more comfortable for most of you to believe in your fantasy that woman prefer men (I am talking about real woman here not hoes) with muscle, but the reality is guys - you got a good heart and make them laugh.... baam.

I agree..... and must be ambitious.Money isn't everything. doesnt need to be making millions,but having a job and paying HIS bills would be nice Oh AND MUST BE REALLY good in bed!!!! BAAAM!!

[James28]

Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?

No it wouldn't. He'd still be black. Even Danny De Vito would still be better than whoever you think pass as a 'handsome' black guy. You need no reminding where she's from. She might adopt a little ape from Bongoland as it's the fashion, but no black dick will go close to that. There are certain unspoken rules. She knows she'll do her image no good. Just as Jenna Jameson never fucked Neeguls on camera as her price would drop lest she be seen as a mud shark.

[cephissus]

TBH this is pretty much how shes going to look in 15 years.

are you talking about charlize?  you know that, in 15 years, she'll be 52 right? 

[viking1]

[snx]

That's Pink.

She looks gross 100% of the time.

I have no idea why I lol'd. I think it's just the random, cutting and utterly unforgiving nature of this post. Just surgical.

[ukjeff]

are you talking about charlize?  you know that, in 15 years, she'll be 52 right?

Im well aware of that.
Just because a woman is 52 doesnt mean she will look a bag of shit, I guarantee she will balloon up like someone pulled a ripcord on a dingy.

This is 51

[viking1]

Im well aware of that.
Just because a woman is 52 doesnt mean she will look a bag of shit, I guarantee she will balloon up like someone pulled a ripcord on a dingy.

This is 51

She's looks like a Real Doll.

[Primemuscle]

are you talking about charlize?  you know that, in 15 years, she'll be 52 right? 

So, what's your point?

[El Diablo Blanco]

So, what's your point?

In 15 years most getbiggers will be dead. Mostly from ODing

[Parker]

Based on looks, Sofia Vergara for the win.

[Marty Champions]

Sofa Viagra is the hottest bitch alive

[bike nut]

When you gained some life experience you will learn that the look is not the only thing that makes a woman attractive in fact that's one if the minor things and only spark your interest at first, how a woman carries herself laughs smiles humour intellect how she reacts on things and so forth makes the difference between a woman that you abuse in any form possible on a one night stand or somebody that you would like to stay with.

Charlize vs . Kardashians

You feel me ?

Hey Dr. Phil....ever consider that I'm not interested in having a second date with a woman?