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Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« on: September 24, 2012, 02:42:15 PM »
Yep one of the most gourgous woman goes for men with muscle right?














































Right... say what you want, this woman is awesome, smart, amazing looking and do.e.s.n.t give a shit what other say she should be doing.

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2012, 02:44:52 PM »
hes got strong fat falcon genetics benches 450 and throws a hellauva right hook left uppercut combo

he can easily bust 4 nuts a day

hes just wants to lose some more weight like John. Hes still trying to figure out how to maximize his calories and life but somehow lose some fat, but like most of us we are still figureing that last part out
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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2012, 02:50:32 PM »
I tought it was going to be a black man

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2012, 02:51:00 PM »
I tought it was going to be a black man

Shes Africans - she knows better

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2012, 02:51:31 PM »
I bet she doesn't suck his cock

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2012, 02:54:42 PM »
Shes Africans - she knows better
Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2012, 02:55:52 PM »
he's probbaly hung like an elephant.

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2012, 02:56:11 PM »
he could be high up on the falcon bloodline, im not aware of this falcon fella
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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2012, 02:56:58 PM »
Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?

2-Tier Actor.  Something isn't right with her.

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2012, 02:57:04 PM »
Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?

he makes her laught... I am dead serious folks, you all have an completely warped idea what woman really want, I know its more comfortable for most of you to believe in your fantasy that woman prefer men (I am talking about real woman here not hoes) with muscle, but the reality is guys - you got a good heart and make them laugh.... baam.

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2012, 02:57:17 PM »
his head has a brain compacity of multiple super computers, he can figure out what your gonna say before you say it, its not a gift its just his ability
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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2012, 02:57:54 PM »
he makes her laught... I am dead serious folks, you all have an completely warped idea what woman really want, I know its more comfortable for most of you to believe in your fantasy that woman prefer men (I am talking about real woman here not hoes) with muscle, but the reality is guys - you got a good heart and make them laugh.... baam.

this is true 100 percent
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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2012, 03:03:35 PM »
he makes her laught... I am dead serious folks, you all have an completely warped idea what woman really want, I know its more comfortable for most of you to believe in your fantasy that woman prefer men (I am talking about real woman here not hoes) with muscle, but the reality is guys - you got a good heart good bank account and make them laugh them cum three times in a row.... baam.

Fixed.

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2012, 03:10:50 PM »
You can say money but it's not like she's broke, still a millionaire. Betting he is some film exec or someone important in the industry kind of like a lonnie tepper...

Ron can get any woman he wants all he has to say is he runs the getbig board

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2012, 03:14:03 PM »
fat dude is an actor in a sitcom Modern Family star Eric Stonestreet


 


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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2012, 03:21:37 PM »
  WITF?!

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2012, 04:11:02 PM »
Thought that dude was queer.  :-\

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2012, 04:12:52 PM »
it is all  bullshit.  he even confirmed it to not be true

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2012, 04:13:55 PM »
How much is this fatass paying her for sex?

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2012, 04:15:10 PM »
Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?

He is an actor on the very successful television sitcom Modern Family.

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2012, 04:16:29 PM »
Thought that dude was queer.  :-\
That made me laugh, because dude isn't funny...nor a good actor. Joke is on him.

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2012, 04:17:04 PM »
Thought that dude was queer.  :-\

Nope! The character he plays on Modern Family is gay. He is an actor after all.

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2012, 04:22:00 PM »
she has always been smoking, even when she porks up a little

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2012, 04:22:52 PM »
He is also a great singer and performer:

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Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2012, 04:23:25 PM »
He probably does make her laugh.  Women love this.