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Title: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 04:45:06 AM
it seems like women who you just met like to suck your cock

but after a while they stop it all together

you tell yourself it's ok it's not a big deal, bj is optional right

but lets be realistic here, it's a nice experience to have a beautiful woman suck on your cawk

Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Euro-monster on December 14, 2012, 05:00:32 AM
Just get another slut and get your cock sucked again and if you are in wedlock just stop licking her pussy and only lick it if she gives you a bj..she will know whats up pretty fast..trust me lol.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: BigCyp on December 14, 2012, 05:04:44 AM
Anabolicho touting for potential business in this thread, with a classic needs based customer survey
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Stark on December 14, 2012, 05:07:19 AM
my wife loves to give me head :)
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Euro-monster on December 14, 2012, 05:07:57 AM
Anabolicho touting for potential business in this thread, with a classic needs based customer survey

Well in his defence...he is talking about women right?....
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 14, 2012, 05:11:22 AM
Just get another slut and get your cock sucked again and if you are in wedlock just stop licking her pussy and only lick it if she gives you a bj..she will know whats up pretty fast..trust me lol.

QFT.  Also, you have got to be in charge and take care of business.  My wife works, but she respects how hard I work, and will get on her knees from time to time without asking.  But, you have to return the favor.  Marriage is about filling holes, and if you don't, someone else will. ;D
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 05:13:07 AM
Just get another slut and get your cock sucked again and if you are in wedlock just stop licking her pussy and only lick it if she gives you a bj..she will know whats up pretty fast..trust me lol.
she is not interested for pussy licking only cock banging
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Euro-monster on December 14, 2012, 05:15:35 AM
she is not interested for pussy licking only cock banging

Ok...tell her you used to be into pussy fucking but now all you want is to fuck her ass ...tel her it all started around the time you got your last blowjob.... ;)
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: njflex on December 14, 2012, 05:23:19 AM
 ;D,,, :'(  ME...
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 05:25:35 AM
Ok...tell her you used to be into pussy fucking but now all you want is to fuck her ass ...tel her it all started around the time you got your last blowjob.... ;)
she says anal sex is an abomination

and everyone with a shred of rational thought knows it's true

 :(
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Euro-monster on December 14, 2012, 05:28:18 AM
she says anal sex is an abomination

and everyone with a shred of rational thought knows it's true

 :(


Well that evens the score...she doesnt get fucked and licked and you dont get a blowjob or anal....say hello to your sister sitting next to you on the couch evry night... ::)
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: BayGBM on December 14, 2012, 05:47:34 AM
Just get another slut and get your cock sucked again and if you are in wedlock just stop licking her pussy and only lick it if she gives you a bj..she will know whats up pretty fast..trust me lol.

"If you don't get over here and suck my dick there are hundreds of other guys around here who will." I had to say that once.  Either way, after that, the problem was solved.  :-*
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: DPump on December 14, 2012, 05:50:06 AM
"If you don't get over here and suck my dick there are hundreds of other guys around here who will." I had to say that once.  Either way, after that, the problem was solved.  :-*

Haha. 
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: BayGBM on December 14, 2012, 05:53:47 AM
Haha.  

True story.  I've been smiling with satisfaction ever since. ;D
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 14, 2012, 06:34:29 AM
she says anal sex is an abomination

and everyone with a shred of rational thought knows it's true

 :(

you forgot to inform the board that she's also pregnant with another man's child... kind of key information.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 06:57:49 AM
you forgot to inform the board that she's also pregnant with another man's child... kind of key information.
could be mine you have really no proof whatsoever
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 14, 2012, 07:03:45 AM
could be mine you have really no proof whatsoever

no way its yours.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 07:05:13 AM
no way its yours.
actually, a lot of chance it is mine


because i calculated meticulously when she was most fertile and spent that time with her and trying to knock her up
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 14, 2012, 07:07:37 AM
Thai massage parlors fix this
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Tito24 on December 14, 2012, 07:11:14 AM
stark has a wife with four breasts
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: _bruce_ on December 14, 2012, 07:11:32 AM
I live with my mom, so I'm kinda happy there are no blowjobs.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 07:12:29 AM
I live with my mom, so I'm kinda happy there are no blowjobs.
lmao


Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: MikMaq on December 14, 2012, 07:19:35 AM
actually, a lot of chance it is mine


because i calculated meticulously when she was most fertile and spent that time with her and trying to knock her up
I may be a autistic retard, that feels to worthless to even get an erection, but that is fucking sad. Have some self respect. What are you doing getting a chick you just met pregnant, worst yet she obviously was before she started letting you blow inside her.


Man your getting swindle pretty soon your gonna be paying child support to a kid that ain't yours.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: BayGBM on December 14, 2012, 07:21:12 AM
Thai massage parlors fix this

LOL True, "massages" are one answer... but you have to pay for those. In the gay world there are three kinds of massages
1) therapeutic: typical massage.
2) sensual: typical massage, but the masseur will be shirtless, in shorts, a thong, or nude, and you can cop a feel or many feels.
3) erotic: massage is optional.  You can skip the foreplay and get down to business.  It concludes with a "happy ending!"  You get to define what "happy" is.

;D
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: freespirit on December 14, 2012, 07:21:17 AM
True story.  I've been smiling with satisfaction ever since. ;D

How many getbiggers have already sucked your dick?
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 14, 2012, 07:23:12 AM
LOL True, "massages" are one answer... but you have to pay for those. In the gay world there are three kinds of massages
1) therapeutic: typical massage.
2) sensual: typical massage, but the masseur will be shirtless, in shorts, a thong, or nude, and you can cop a feel or many feels.
3) erotic: massage is optional.  You can skip the foreplay and get down to business.  It concludes with a "happy ending!"  You get to define what "happy" is.

;D

There is not such thing as a free blowjob in a relationship either.  We pay daily for it.  At least with thai massages we get all the bullshit out of the way.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: BigCyp on December 14, 2012, 07:25:13 AM
I live with my mom, so I'm kinda happy there are no blowjobs.

You're missing out bro believe me
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Hulkotron on December 14, 2012, 07:25:22 AM
Anabolicho touting for potential business in this thread, with a classic needs based customer survey

Haha he's quite the connoisseur of dick.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 07:26:30 AM
I may be a autistic retard, that feels to worthless to even get an erection, but that is fucking sad. Have some self respect. What are you doing getting a chick you just met pregnant, worst yet she obviously was before she started letting you blow inside her.


Man your getting swindle pretty soon your gonna be paying child support to a kid that ain't yours.

i have to spread my genes like king coleman
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 07:30:24 AM
Haha he's quite the connoisseur of dick.
not in particular

i just know a lot about a lot

 ::)
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Voice of Doom on December 14, 2012, 07:31:59 AM
strangely, after 13 years of marriage BJs aren't the problem...but try getting your wife to rub your shoulders  :-[
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: BayGBM on December 14, 2012, 07:33:26 AM
How many getbiggers have already sucked your dick?

I could tell you.  But then I'd have to kill you.  :-X
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: BayGBM on December 14, 2012, 07:35:08 AM
There is not such thing as a free blowjob in a relationship either.  We pay daily for it.  At least with thai massages we get all the bullshit out of the way.

True, but if you are in a relationship you are already paying. So why should you have to pay extra to someone else when you should get that at home as part of the package you are already paying for.  ;)
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 07:37:27 AM
patronizing prostitutes is all fine and dandy untill you get caught :-\
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: _bruce_ on December 14, 2012, 07:42:38 AM
You're missing out bro believe me

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: kh300 on December 14, 2012, 07:46:27 AM
"If you don't get over here and suck my dick there are hundreds of other guys around here who will." I had to say that once.  Either way, after that, the problem was solved.  :-*

Hey have you ever threatened to give a guy AIDS? Like suck my dick or I'll give you AIDS. Or is so common these days its not scary?
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 14, 2012, 07:48:12 AM
True, but if you are in a relationship you are already paying. So why should you have to pay extra to someone else when you should get that at home as part of the package you are already paying for.  ;)

variety ???
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: the trainer on December 14, 2012, 07:51:08 AM
When you know she is about to come home buy a blow up doll jump in bed and put your dick in the mouth and put a blow job porn movie on the tv she will get the message.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: MikMaq on December 14, 2012, 07:54:13 AM
When there is no sex your only choice is to leave or cheat, if she does not realize this inform her, if she does not care, it means she does not care about you.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: EH on December 14, 2012, 07:55:12 AM
 :-X

Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: BigCyp on December 14, 2012, 08:09:29 AM
When you know she is about to come home buy a blow up doll jump in bed and put your dick in the mouth and put a blow job porn movie on the tv she will get the message.

Hahaha yes!
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 08:10:54 AM
no BJ is a deal breaker.

my ex sucked dick (and rode dick) like a fuckin porn star, then after she moved in it was damn near OVER. was lucky if i got pussy (and a bj.. which she protested and rolled her eyes about) once a week..... she said she wanted out.. and i was like PEACE!


beautiful story
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: local hero on December 14, 2012, 08:16:29 AM
no BJ is a deal breaker.

my ex sucked dick (and rode dick) like a fuckin porn star, then after she moved in it was damn near OVER. was lucky if i got pussy (and a bj.. which she protested and rolled her eyes about) once a week..... she said she wanted out.. and i was like PEACE!



my ex was exactly the same, just they never stopped.... shame she was bat shit mental
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 14, 2012, 08:20:32 AM
I could never be one of those poor saps who begs his women for pussy every two months and never gets a blowjob, who would stay in something like that? Assuming you are holding up your end. fuck that noise.....next.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 08:22:34 AM
pussy is different tho

not once in years has she refused entry to her vageen


Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: abijahmaniaco on December 14, 2012, 08:37:44 AM
it seems like women who you just met like to suck your cock

but after a while they stop it all together

you tell yourself it's ok it's not a big deal, bj is optional right

but lets be realistic here, it's a nice experience to have a beautiful woman suck on your cawk



i think it has to do with the aesthetic value of a man's torso.
ie: if you're fat she's not gonna be too interested.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: abijahmaniaco on December 14, 2012, 08:43:36 AM
I could never be one of those poor saps who begs his women for pussy every two months and never gets a blowjob, who would stay in something like that? Assuming you are holding up your end. fuck that noise.....next.

i feel you bro. better to be alone and have respect for yourself than to be some pitiful beggar.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: jon cole on December 14, 2012, 08:57:09 AM
My actual gf is a bj queen.
but since we're living together the "bj count" shut down dramatically.

"bj is not a proof of love" she told me.

I told her my point of view about that, life is too short for not being happy in relationship, and good bj are the key to a good relationship.
period.

your wife must suck your cock.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 14, 2012, 09:02:11 AM
My actual gf is a bj queen.
but since we're living together the "bj count" shut down dramatically.

"bj is not a proof of love" she told me.

I told her my point of view about that, life is too short for not being happy in relationship, and good bj are the key to a good relationship.
period.

your wife must suck your cock.

tell her "going to work and paying the bills is not a proof of love"..see how that goes over.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Papper on December 14, 2012, 09:10:56 AM
I could never be one of those poor saps who begs his women for pussy every two months and never gets a blowjob, who would stay in something like that? Assuming you are holding up your end. fuck that noise.....next.

What do you mean "holding up your end"? (no homo)
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 09:11:30 AM
tell her "going to work and paying the bills is not a proof of love"..see how that goes over.
that would only make sense if he's maintaining her financially
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 14, 2012, 09:16:14 AM
What do you mean "holding up your end"? (no homo)

you're not a loser who doesn't deserve to have his cock sucked...IE unemployed, fat,treats his woman like crap, small penis, bad personality, selfish prick,wide nose with circular nostrils
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 09:20:42 AM
you're not a loser who doesn't deserve to have his cock sucked...IE unemployed, fat,treats his woman like crap, small penis, bad personality, selfish prick,wide nose with circular nostrils
what about baldness

and what is the penis size cutoff
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 14, 2012, 09:35:01 AM
what about baldness

and what is the penis size cutoff

I'm obviously joking, a relationship is a two sided deal. if you take out the "shape her, humiliate her and dominate her" nonsense out of Uberman's posts, and put it " mutual respect" he's actually got the right idea. Men should be men, it's a woman's natural instinct to be attracted to a strong, capable man who can provide...and "strong" is more character than bulging muscles. If your woman sees you get up at 5:00 am and go to work even though you have the flu, instead of saying "I don't feel good" and blowing it off, that impresses them...you're not a pussy, you're a man. she knows she can count on you.

If you bounce from job to job..constantly with the bullshit excuses,  Don't have friends, don't have a future and never have any real money to do shit, she won't respect you , and once a woman loses respect for you, you're done. You don't have to be rich, just have some direction in life..and if you have some direction in life, you probably have a few dollars.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: freespirit on December 14, 2012, 09:46:06 AM
I could tell you.  But then I'd have to kill you.  :-X

So there are a few getbiggers who sucked your mandingo. That's a start.


(http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/files/imagecache/feature/files/20080314_sherlock_holmes.jpg)
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 14, 2012, 09:49:29 AM
Don't forget to wash your dick after you workout... it really helps.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: BayGBM on December 14, 2012, 09:52:24 AM
So there are a few getbiggers who sucked your mandingo. That's a start.

You do realize that I have 2234 private messages don't you?  ;)
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 14, 2012, 09:53:21 AM
I'm obviously joking, a relationship is a two sided deal. if you take out the "shape her, humiliate her and dominate her" nonsense out of Uberman's posts, and put it " mutual respect" he's actually got the right idea. Men should be men, it's a woman's natural instinct to be attracted to a strong, capable man who can provide...and "strong" is more character than bulging muscles. If your woman sees you get up at 5:00 am and go to work even though you have the flu, instead of saying "I don't feel good" and blowing it off, that impresses them...you're not a pussy, you're a man. she knows she can count on you.

If you bounce from job to job..constantly with the bullshit excuses,  Don't have friends, don't have a future and never have any real money to do shit, she won't respect you , and once a woman loses respect for you, you're done. You don't have to be rich, just have some direction in life..and if you have some direction in life, you probably have a few dollars.
oh i see

common sense really


Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: _bruce_ on December 14, 2012, 10:01:00 AM
oh i see

common sense really




A picture of the american economy.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 14, 2012, 12:14:04 PM
oh i see

common sense really




how is that a fail? looks like they figured out an ingenious solution.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: The Scott on December 14, 2012, 06:04:32 PM
You do realize that I have 2234 private messages don't you?  ;)

It's said that people have three lives, the public, the private and the secret.  To this you would seem to wish to add your "pubic" life.

Look, I was just beginning to respect you for some well written replies here and then you go trolling for strange.  Surely you jest?

Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: Quickerblade on December 14, 2012, 09:54:04 PM
It's said that people have three lives, the public, the private and the secret.  To this you would seem to wish to add your "pubic" life.

Look, I was just beginning to respect you for some well written replies here and then you go trolling for strange.  Surely you jest?


BayBGM is a great poster, love his content. Keep it up champ.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: The Scott on December 15, 2012, 05:36:42 PM
BayBGM is a great poster, love his content. Keep it up champ.

All too often he tends toward the priapic. Nothing "great" about that.  He is capable of more but again, all too often tends toward less.
Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: arce1988 on December 15, 2012, 05:37:19 PM
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Title: Re: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?
Post by: BIG DUB on December 15, 2012, 10:24:03 PM
what about baldness

and what is the penis size cutoff

here she is again..