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Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« on: June 07, 2012, 03:37:12 AM »
What could we get him ?  
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RJ DRIVER

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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2012, 04:03:34 AM »
A pair of legs.
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dr.chimps

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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2012, 04:04:56 AM »
Dignity.
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2012, 04:36:45 AM »
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2012, 08:21:14 AM »
ANAL-EASE so it doesn't hurt to much when he pulls his head out of Palumbo's ass
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2012, 08:44:57 AM »
How about the brand new $1,495 Swarovski Encrusted Yarmulkes?

These make for a wonderful gift and are sure to beef up any Hebrew's Passover.



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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2012, 08:46:48 AM »
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2012, 10:56:16 AM »
A pair of shoes made for squating so that sissy ass Male Bikini guy can man up and finally build some legs.
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2012, 11:00:37 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on June 07, 2012, 08:46:48 AM


tell melao jr not to jump. its just the internet.
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2012, 03:00:16 PM »
I know what jumbo palumbo will be getting him:



 ;D
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2012, 03:06:25 PM »
Quote from: a_pupil on June 07, 2012, 03:00:16 PM
I know what jumbo palumbo will be getting him:



 ;D

"I'm gonna have to pay you with protein instead of a paycheck this week, Aaron.

"I'm good for the money next week. I promise, bro."
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2012, 03:08:29 PM »
  legs
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2012, 03:22:55 PM »
DNA paternity test
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2012, 04:48:01 PM »
an audience
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2012, 05:04:13 PM »
Gold plated nose hair trimmers
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2012, 05:42:21 PM »
Awesome thread, best thing, Aaron is a good guy and would be sure to get a laugh from it.
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2012, 06:30:44 PM »
A hot dose
A noose
A loaded gun
A sharp razor blade
A plastic bag

Oh wait, that is for John Romanos wedding
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Re: Wedding-Gifts for Aaron Singerman
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2012, 02:52:54 AM »
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