Author Topic: Is the real reason you work out because... (Read 4156 times)

UK Gold · « **on:** May 28, 2006, 02:44:56 PM »

You have a tiny penis
You're daddy used to beat you
You're daddy still beats you
You can't get laid
You want to be in a room full of sweating, grunting, heaving men
You want to be in the covers of Flex with all you're heroes
You want to be under the covers with all you're heroes
You dream of battling online with bodybuilding titans like Vince G and Alexxx
You have a tiny penis

sarcasm · « **Reply #1 on:** May 28, 2006, 02:46:25 PM »

none of the above, i do it because your mom and wife love rubbing my muscles when i fuck them.

Whiskey · « **Reply #2 on:** May 28, 2006, 02:48:37 PM »

I train coz it makes me feel good u fuckin piece of shit

WOOO · « **Reply #3 on:** May 28, 2006, 02:54:39 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 28, 2006, 02:46:25 PM

none of the above, i do it because your mom and wife love rubbing my muscles when i f**k them.

dude... they do the same thing for me!! i love $5 hoes

sarcasm · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2006, 02:56:44 PM »

Quote from: WOOO on May 28, 2006, 02:54:39 PM

dude... they do the same thing for me!! i love $5 hoes

hahaha, oh brother, UK Gold's mom and wife certainly are a couple of jizz loving skanks aren't they?

WOOO · « **Reply #5 on:** May 28, 2006, 02:58:15 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 28, 2006, 02:56:44 PM

hahaha, oh brother, UK Gold's mom and wife certainly are a couple of jizz loving skanks aren't they?

they love the slop

freeagain · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:14:06 PM »

all of the above ... PLUS...

.. i need to be able to batter and intimidate men bigger than myself as part of my 'business'!

oh ... and i like bullyin weaklins smaller than myself.. some good 'coinage' to be made there.

i also learned to box at an early age by my father who was an army boxin champion ... so when i hit you , you go on your arse and dont get up !

hope this helps.

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:14:53 PM »

UK Goldenshower is still bitter because his girlfriend left him for a big 285 pound mass monster. He was the inspiration for the 98 pound geek that gets sand kicked in his face in the Charles Atlas ads.

freeagain · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:18:17 PM »

no .. ukgold is a fluffy jumper wearin , horn rimmed spectacle wearin , touchy feely social worker who works with handicapped kids.

hes also an equal opurtunity lesbian admirin feminist .. who likes to make cuckoo clocks out of ice lolly sticks in his spare time for chairity.

he was on HRT at the age 23 ...

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:20:41 PM »

Yes Freeagain. That is exactly the kind of person he is.

body88 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:44:54 PM »

You know the same could be said for a guy so insecure he makes a fake handle.... comes on a BB board and asks if people work out to make up for the fact they have a small dick..

lol i wonder who really has the small dick lol

this guys sporting a tic tac

WOOO · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:47:59 PM »

Quote from: body88 on May 28, 2006, 03:44:54 PM

You know the same could be said for a guy so insecure he makes a fake handle.... comes on a BB board and asks if people work out to make up for the fact they have a small dick..

lol i wonder who really has the small dick lol

this guys sporting a tic tac

bump for the tic ...... bump for the tac too

gracie bjj · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:52:55 PM »

something like that,my father use to beat me with a small rubber penis

ribonucleic · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:56:29 PM »

How do I vote in this poll?

I have a tiny penis.

Whiskey · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:59:03 PM »

Well said matt c and body88

you know nothing ukgold

you fucking cockroach

Dorian 01 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:59:18 PM »

Quote from: UK Gold on May 28, 2006, 02:44:56 PM

You can't get laid

That's the reason there. I used to just lift for my health, well-being and sports, but then i got too huge. Now I just do 3 hours of cardio a day. This way I can shed off all that scary muscle so I can look like you.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:00:24 PM »

i'm addicted to it

WOOO · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:00:57 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on May 28, 2006, 03:56:29 PM

How do I vote in this poll?

I have a tiny penis.

nuff said...

thor_odin · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2006, 04:00:56 AM »

Actually that's a valid point as there was a programme on CH5 recently called 'The Penis'. The show claimed that bodybuilders and aggressive men suffer from 'Small Penis Syndrome'.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2006, 04:38:56 AM »

because i'd look like hell if i didnt

BDsauce · « **Reply #20 on:** June 02, 2006, 05:03:08 AM »

I have a HUGE penis and my dad use to beat it. Close enough?

jaejonna · « **Reply #21 on:** June 02, 2006, 05:20:10 AM »

So I can lift more than syntol using professional BB's wives

dr.chimps · « **Reply #22 on:** June 02, 2006, 05:45:12 AM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on June 02, 2006, 04:38:56 AM

because i'd look like hell if i didnt

Good point. At my age, and with my metabolism, I would hate to think what I would look like without it.

phil444 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 02, 2006, 05:57:55 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on May 28, 2006, 02:44:56 PM

You're daddy used to beat you
You're daddy still beats you
You want to be in the covers of Flex with all you're heroes
You want to be under the covers with all you're heroes

None of the above - I work out because i'm not intelligent enough to have mastered basic English grammar - it's YOUR, you idiot..... You're is an abbreviated form of you are.

As in "You're not very clever"..........

Honestly, some people.......

Chico_Holiday · « **Reply #24 on:** June 02, 2006, 08:26:01 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on May 28, 2006, 02:44:56 PM

You have a tiny penis
You're daddy used to beat you
You're daddy still beats you
You can't get laid
You want to be in a room full of sweating, grunting, heaving men
You want to be in the covers of Flex with all you're heroes
You want to be under the covers with all you're heroes
You dream of battling online with bodybuilding titans like Vince G and Alexxx
You have a tiny penis

sounds like your family reunion UK! Be sure to invite me to the next one......I'll bring the potato salad.