Author Topic: 12-19-05: Titus &y Ryan Murder Case - updated daily  (Read 297856 times)

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Re: Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan involved in Las Vegas Murder case, continuing story
« Reply #475 on: December 21, 2005, 07:41:13 PM »
what kind of drugs were they on that reinforced the idear they could pull this off?

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #476 on: December 21, 2005, 07:42:17 PM »
Who would win in a steel cage match - Bertil Fox or Craig Titus -  if the following weapons were used:

1) Machetes
2) Torches
3) Prison shanks
4) Toothpicks
5) A garrott

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #477 on: December 21, 2005, 07:43:43 PM »
ANy publicity is good publicity

Don't let em fool ya

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #478 on: December 21, 2005, 07:46:47 PM »
If they haven't caught her yet Kelly may be able to elude the authorities if she revisited her plastic surgeon and had him redo her nose and boobs to their original state.

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #479 on: December 21, 2005, 07:47:14 PM »
I have inside information that Kelly and Craig are busy putting together a childrens book as quickly as possible, in hopes that the judge might show some mercy. The books will be about the dangers of steroid abuse and ectasy.

LOL.

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #480 on: December 21, 2005, 07:47:23 PM »
I smell made-for-TV mini-series.

Lavrone can bring real meat to the role.

Ferrigno rounds out an ensemble cast as a kind of father-figure.

As an additional twist, Lavrone visits Tookie in prison, played by the guy from Green Mile..

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #481 on: December 21, 2005, 07:47:49 PM »
WHAT kind of idiot kills a girl burns her in his own car and doesn't even report the car stolen ? he should have injected his brain maybe he would have thought of a better plan

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #482 on: December 21, 2005, 07:52:41 PM »
A 'roided-up maniac who feels cheated of the Olympia.

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Re: Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan involved in Las Vegas Murder case, continuing story
« Reply #483 on: December 21, 2005, 07:54:40 PM »
Is this the poor lady ?

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #484 on: December 21, 2005, 07:55:12 PM »
las vegas is a trashy place

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Re: Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan involved in Las Vegas Murder case, continuing story
« Reply #486 on: December 21, 2005, 08:02:34 PM »
Is this the poor lady ?

Man-she has bigger lips than Mick Jagger.......she has more silly cone in them than Titus does in his delts....

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #487 on: December 21, 2005, 08:03:17 PM »
One possibility is that she was just borrowing the car and Craig and Kelly weren't involved...but why would they flee?

Maybe b/c they did it?


What other reason would there be?

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #488 on: December 21, 2005, 08:05:57 PM »
las vegas is a trashy place

More than you know.......





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Re: Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan involved in Las Vegas Murder case, continuing story
« Reply #489 on: December 21, 2005, 08:08:36 PM »
The scenarios and plot lines of this are staggering. What a movie. Glitzy Las Vaginas, the home of equity refugee Californian bodybuilders and their wifes with the big store boughts.

The crime scene was on the highway to Pahrump, and we all know what's in Nye county but not Clark; that being nookie for hire....legally. Could it be that Craig and his wife could not talk their house guest into the world's oldest profession, or was Craig going to that blot in the desert to trade up for a new year's model? It sure was not for the scenery, as Pahrump has all the scenery of the back of a WalMart.

Craig needs to get an agent pronto.

 

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #490 on: December 21, 2005, 08:10:07 PM »

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Re: Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan involved in Las Vegas Murder case, continuing story
« Reply #491 on: December 21, 2005, 08:11:14 PM »
I smell TV mini-series. *Finally* Lavrone lands a plum lead role.

I see a supporting role for Ferrigno as well, as the "good" bodybuilder with a conscience. :D
This could really help Lou's autograph rates.

An additional twist has Lavrone visiting Tookie in efforts "to give back" to the community.

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #492 on: December 21, 2005, 08:12:12 PM »
The whole situation is quintessential Vegas..

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Re: Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan involved in Las Vegas Murder case, continuing story
« Reply #493 on: December 21, 2005, 08:15:45 PM »
Maybe Leverone with sme makeup can play Titus in the movie.  Renee Toney and play Kelly

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Re: Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan involved in Las Vegas Murder case, continuing story
« Reply #495 on: December 21, 2005, 08:20:44 PM »
Are they still on the run?

If so this will probably end very bloody.

Craig HAS got to be armed and dangerous and I doubt he has any intention of going back into the big house people...

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Re: Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan involved in Las Vegas Murder case, continuing story
« Reply #496 on: December 21, 2005, 08:21:42 PM »
He's out there, lurking. Watch your back... :o

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #497 on: December 21, 2005, 08:27:04 PM »
holy shit!

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Re: Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan involved in Las Vegas Murder case, continuing story
« Reply #498 on: December 21, 2005, 08:30:26 PM »
Brad Pitt with 50 extra pounds of muscle, and Jessica Simpson with fifty pounds of tits would be a good start for casting.

Like "Desperate Housewives", except that the guys would be the scheming lugs, that would plot a murder with the ease of opening a pound can of tuna in spring water. They all go to the same gym and say catty remarks about each others spandex, or bling-bling on another guys Hummer.

Someone needs to pitch this.   

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Re: Craig Titus charged with murder!
« Reply #499 on: December 21, 2005, 08:33:38 PM »
YOU ARE TRULY GAY IF YOU MADE THAT