Author Topic: A suggestion for 'The Enigma' (Read 10293 times)

Is it true that when your husband once jumped on you all horny, you screamed, "No, no, NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been sitting down all day and my ass has gone to sleep. Gimme a few minutes cause I want to feel every throbbing inch of you" and started doing vigorous butt clenches for the next few minutes to get blood into that area?

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #30 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:22:53 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 14, 2007, 08:17:45 AM

Is it true that when your husband once jumped on you all horny, you screamed, "No, no, NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been sitting down all day and my ass has gone to sleep. Gimme a few minutes cause I want to feel every throbbing inch of you" and started doing vigorous butt clenches for the next few minutes to get blood into that area?

Epic Meltdown...I know you are not in this country, but do you at least speak English...hahahahahahaha haha

kiwiol · « **Reply #31 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:24:11 AM »

Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on March 14, 2007, 08:22:53 AM

Epic Meltdown...I know you are not in this country, but do you at least speak English...hahahahahahaha haha

If you don't have a decent comeback, at least have the balls to admit it, instead of saying something so incredibly stupid to distract from the fact that the SQUAD keeps tearing you a new one with every post we make

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #32 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:47:12 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 14, 2007, 08:24:11 AM

If you don't have a decent comeback, at least have the balls to admit it, instead of saying something so incredibly stupid to distract from the fact that the SQUAD keeps tearing you a new one with every post we make

Just admit you lost like in the other 3 threads that I kicked the Squads ass in and we can all go home...hahahahahahahaha

Tapeworm · « **Reply #33 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:49:08 AM »

Sweet jesus you're boring!

Reading a post of your's is as entertaining as being shown 600 vacation photographs taken by Mr. Harold Drab, CPA to the Township of Dull in the County of Common, with neverending meandering commentary provided by his wife Tedia Aplenty, of their annual holiday to Club Tiresome on the Isle of Tsumaranai. Either post something which wouldn't make a 50 year hermit groan and go back to his cave or stick to shutting up and training.

Think hard now.

kiwiol · « **Reply #34 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:50:03 AM »

Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on March 14, 2007, 08:47:12 AM

Just admit you lost like in the other 3 threads that I kicked the Squads ass in and we can all go home...hahahahahahahaha

The only thing I'm willing to admit and which is obvious to everyone is that you seem to have a wit that's as sharp as the outline and definition of your abs in the pic below

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #35 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:52:28 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 14, 2007, 08:50:03 AM

The only thing I'm willing to admit and which is obvious to everyone is that you seem to have a wit that's as sharp as the outline and definition of your abs in the pic below

WoW...I kicked your ass so bad you are actually resorting to a picture of someone else...that is weak...but expected...hahahahahahah aha

I am done with this bitch...Next

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #36 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:54:08 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on March 14, 2007, 08:49:08 AM

Sweet jesus you're boring!

Reading a post of your's is as entertaining as being shown 600 vacation photographs taken by Mr. Harold Drab, CPA to the Township of Dull in the County of Common, with neverending meandering commentary provided by his wife Tedia Aplenty, of their annual holiday to Club Tiresome on the Isle of Tsumaranai. Either post something which wouldn't make a 50 year hermit groan and go back to his cave or stick to shutting up and training.

Think hard now.

Blah...Blah...Blah...If you can't speak the language, get the fuck out of the country...hahahahahaha

Also...Nice Meltdown Rant...

kiwiol · « **Reply #37 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:55:53 AM »

Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on March 14, 2007, 08:52:28 AM

WoW...I kicked your ass so bad you are actually resorting to a picture of someone else...that is weak...but expected...hahahahahahah aha

I am done with this bitch...Next

No, 'weak' is any reply you make, although even that's nowhere near as sad as watching you trying to deny it's you in that pic. Don't worry about denying - it's at least good to see that your looks matches your intellect

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #38 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:56:49 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 14, 2007, 08:55:53 AM

No, 'weak' is any reply you make, although even that's nowhere near as sad as watching you trying to deny it's you in that pic. Don't worry about denying - it's at least good to see that your looks matches your intellect

LLLOOOSSSEEERRR...If you want a pic of me just ask...hahahahahaha

Tapeworm · « **Reply #39 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:02:48 AM »

Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on March 14, 2007, 08:54:08 AM

Blah...Blah...Blah...If you can't speak the language, get the fuck out of the country...hahahahahaha

Also...Nice Meltdown Rant...

I didn't realize you scored so poorly on standardized tests. You're not faring too well in the real world either, apparently.

Just let it all our here. Your 35 word vocabulary might not serve you too well though.

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #40 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:06:18 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on March 14, 2007, 09:02:48 AM

I didn't realize you scored so poorly on standardized tests. You're not faring too well in the real world either, apparently.

Just let it all our here. Your 35 word vocabulary might not serve you too well though.

Tape Bitch...Is that the best you got...No wonder you can't get past customs...hahahahahahhah a

Tapeworm · « **Reply #41 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:27:26 AM »

Yikes. Good luck out there man.

dan18 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:29:55 AM »

Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on March 14, 2007, 08:56:49 AM

LLLOOOSSSEEERRR...If you want a pic of me just ask...hahahahahaha

Im game post a pic ill post mine if im better leave the v and never return..

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #43 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:30:32 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on March 14, 2007, 09:27:26 AM

Yikes. Good luck out there man.

Coming from a guy who calls himself a Tapeworm that is definately some solid advice...hahahahahahahah a

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #44 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:31:05 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on March 14, 2007, 09:29:55 AM

Im game post a pic ill post mine if im better leave the v and never return..

You first Bitch...

kiwiol · « **Reply #45 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:40:47 AM »

Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on March 14, 2007, 09:06:18 AM

Tape Bitch...Is that the best you got...No wonder you can't get past customs...hahahahahahhah a

I want to apologise to you. I was insulting you up until now only cause I thought you were being stupid. I now realise you're actually retarded, which changes everything and explains all the things you've said so far. Have a nice day, 'special man'

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #46 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:42:22 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 14, 2007, 09:40:47 AM

I want to apologise to you. I was insulting you up until now only cause I thought you were being stupid. I now realise you're actually retarded, which changes everything and explains all the things you've said so far. Have a nice day, 'special man'

Didn't I just finsih with you...Jesus...How many times do I need to own you in one day...hahahahahahahaha

dan18 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:44:00 AM »

Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on March 14, 2007, 09:31:05 AM

You first Bitch...

didnt you just say all we had to do was ask..unlike you ive posted mine im more than happy to post again..this is your chance to really show us up post lets go ..

Fury · « **Reply #48 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:45:19 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 14, 2007, 09:40:47 AM

I want to apologise to you. I was insulting you up until now only cause I thought you were being stupid. I now realise you're actually retarded, which changes everything and explains all the things you've said so far. Have a nice day, 'special man'

Don't forget to pat him on the head and give him a peanut butter sandwich, without the crust of course. He might start flinging feces if you don't.

kiwiol · « **Reply #49 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:46:11 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on March 14, 2007, 09:44:00 AM

didnt you just say all we had to do was ask..unlike you ive posted mine im more than happy to post again..this is your chance to really show us up post lets go ..

If his posts are any indication of what he looks like, Dan, then I'd say Shutupandtrain looks like this