My great uncle was a doctor in KC, he outlived his wife and when he got into his 80s was unable to walk and spent all his time in bed pounding vodka watching tv. He had enough cash to hire a colored woman to take care of him, cook meals and bring him drinks, but it led to him also pounding her. One time we showed up to visit him and she had finagled a new car out of him. We let it slide and he died peacefully a few years later at home drinking vodka in bed banging his negro thot caregiver. Guess that's a better way to go than a nursing home. - /pol/