Wow, whata bunch of cr@p. Is that a serious website or a Onion type of website?
Creatine is and will always be a gateway supplement
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He made it on the news... lol
Here is the pic of Hugh Wotmate PIP
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Senor Lonsdale. He posted here briefly. Hilarity ensued.
If used in caps and rectaly crea-rage can be avoided. :DI shell remember this for next time ;D
Nazi doctors gave Creatine to their soldiers in an attempt to make them more aggressive. The Soviet Union then decided to give Creatine to their athletes. Once the U.S. learned the Soviet's secret, they also began giving Creatine to their athletes, starting in the 1950's.
Nazi doctors gave Creatine to their soldiers in an attempt to make them more aggressive. The Soviet Union then decided to give Creatine to their athletes. Once the U.S. learned the Soviet's secret, they also began giving Creatine to their athletes, starting in the 1950's.
"I started taking Seman in 1969 and never stopped. It was addicting, mentally addicting. Now I'm sick, and I'm scared. Ninety percent of the athletes I know are on the stuff. We're not born to be 300 lb (140 kg) or jump 30 ft (9.1 m). But all the time I was taking Seman, I knew it was making me play better. I became very violent on the field and off it. I did things only crazy people do. Once a guy sideswiped my car and I beat the hell out of him. Now look at me. My hair's gone, I wobble when I walk and have to hold on to someone for support, and I have trouble remembering things. My last wish? To kill every blonde slut who forced me to rot in loneliness."
- Lyle Alzado
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"I started taking creatine in 1969 and never stopped. It was addicting, mentally addicting. Now I'm sick, and I'm scared. Ninety percent of the athletes I know are on the stuff. We're not born to be 300 lb (140 kg) or jump 30 ft (9.1 m). But all the time I was taking creatine, I knew it was making me play better. I became very violent on the field and off it. I did things only crazy people do. Once a guy sideswiped my car and I beat the hell out of him. Now look at me. My hair's gone, I wobble when I walk and have to hold on to someone for support, and I have trouble remembering things. My last wish? To kill every blonde slut who forced me to rot in loneliness."DUDE WAS INTENSE,,,he wasted away pretty bad in front of the world.
- Lyle Alzado
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"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that creatine — for lack of a better word — is good.BRILLIANT...
Creatine is right. Creatine works. Creatine clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Creatine, in all of its forms — creatine for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind. And creatine — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
-Gordon Gekko
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In this country, you gotta take the creatine first. Then when you get the creatine, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that creatine — for lack of a better word — is good.
Creatine is right. Creatine works. Creatine clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Creatine, in all of its forms — creatine for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind. And creatine — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
-Gordon Gekko
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In this country, you gotta take the creatine first. Then when you get the creatine, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.Hahaha lolz
Here is the pic of Hugh Wotmate PIP
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"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that creatine — for lack of a better word — is good.
Creatine is right. Creatine works. Creatine clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Creatine, in all of its forms — creatine for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind. And creatine — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
-Gordon Gekko
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MOVIE PLOT...ST.CREATINE ELMO'S FIRE..
Rob lowes character loads up on creatine'5 per day loading phase,gets too big can't play sax anymore..
Demi moores character gets so deperate she just snorts it and loses job after job..
Andrew mc carthy uses it and gets mistaken as gay man by demi's moores neighbor
judd nelson he couldn't be bothered he's still living of breakfast club $$$..at that point.
ally sheedy uses it and her chin gets pointier..
Emilio Estevez been on it since his breakfast club days obvious bloat playing high school wrestler ..
Maybe he had prescription for creatine, from a doctor. Creatine replacement therapy is serious business.I checked my insurance coverage 'CRT' is covered 'HRT' is not :-\
California shooting: British serial killer Elliot Rodger was 'hooked on bodybuilding supplement pills'
• By Christopher Bucktin
Chris Akin, who had known the 'virgin killer' for several years, told the Mirror he noticed a sinister change in him after he started to take creatine
Elliot Rodger: Massacre in Santa Barbara
The British serial killer who slaughtered six people in a bloody rampage had become hooked on a bodybuilding supplement, a close friend has claimed.
Chris Akin, who knew 'virgin killer' Elliot Rodger for several years after meeting him on holiday, said he noticed a sinister change in him over the past four months after he started to take creatine to build up his muscles.
The crazed 22-year-old, who butchered his three flat-mates at his home on Friday before driving round the student town of Isla Vista, California and fatally shooting three others, took creatine every day and was secretive about his dosage, according to Chris.
He claimed he saw the “anger and changes” in the student - the son of Hollywood director Peter Rodger - during their weekly chats on Skype.
Chris, from Chicago, Illinois, said the London-born killer became obsessed with bodybuilding and began taking the muscle-boosting chemical in his quest for a perfect body to attract girls.
While the widely-used supplement isn’t illegal, some users have reported side-effects such as violent mood-swings and depression.
It is believed Rodger was introduced to creatine by others on the website bodybuilding.com, which he regularly used.
Members have reported side-effects from taking the organic acid, including both mental and health issues.
Devastated Chris also claims his pal went off the rails after a friend died in a freak bodybuilding accident earlier this year.
He then turned to creatine to help throw himself into bodybuilding to “drown his feelings”.
At the same time he began to be bullied online and “endlessly harassed” in private messages by an internet gang. (This is Jason Genova and his misfits...)
Chris told the Mirror: “Elliot was a good friend of mine, I had known him for a few years now, we would Skype each other weekly and talk about life.
“Honestly I never thought he would he capable of something this horrid, but I believe I know why.
“He would also tell me how he wanted to get into the bodybuilding lifestyle and started on creatine around four months ago. I could notice the anger and changes every time we spoke on Skype.
“I believe he took it everyday. He wouldn’t answer my questions about his usage but as time went on you could totally tell the changes in his character.
“He wasn’t very different at first, but after a while it seemed like he was getting into dark places emotionally.”
Chris believes a campaign of online bullying by people on online forums also contributed to his friend’s decline.
The friend, who met the killer during a holiday to Isla Vista, said: “There was also a whole crew of people who would cyber bully him by email and on social networks to no end.
“I believe there are more factors that contributed to him ‘snapping’, he frequented bodybuilding forums were he was endlessly harassed in private messages and on threads that he created.
“He posted a lot of messages about being alone and wanting women. But this group of people would call him ugly and make fun of him.
“On the messages I saw they would taunt him and tell him he will never get girls and he will be forever alone.”
Chris also claims Rodger was affected after the shocking death of a mutual friend who died in a bizarre body building accident as he attempted to lift a 350kg weight.
He added: “The more I dwell on this the more I realise that it may have set him off and made him turn to creatine to drown his feelings.”
It comes as cops revealed they discovered a machete and hammer in twisted Rodger’s flat - which may have been used to slay his first three victims George Chen, 19, Weihan Wang, 20 and Cheng Yuan Hong, also 20.
Rodger, full of anger at still being a virgin at age 22, then calmly got in his black BMW and went on a shooting rampage, killing sorority sisters Veronika Weiss, 19, and Katie Cooper, 22, and fellow University of California Santa Barbara student Chris Michael-Martinez, 20.
Twisted Rodger, who moved with his family from London to Los Angeles when he was five, left a chilling manifesto and video describing how he was going to carry out his massacre because of his hatred for women - who he said endlessly spurned him in a “day of retribution”.
The sickening document also described his plans to kill his stepmother Soumaya and younger brother Jazz as he was jealous of his developing acting career.
The killer’s Hollywood director dad Peter and mum Chin were said to be “crippled with guilt” following Friday’s massacre and grieving for the victims over their own son, according to a close family friend.
Simon Astaire, who is acting as the family spokesman, said: “They are absolutely crippled by grief.
“I know them very well and it is incredibly hard to be in their company, because they are so distraught. It is hard to be near them because they are so devastated.
“I can tell you that they are grieving for those who’ve lost their lives before their own son. They really are, that’s where they are. I can’t imagine the confusion there must be in that?”
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be on creatine. To me, being on creatine was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into Species Nutrition for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be taking it. It was on it I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of nobodies. Creatine wasnt like anything else. I mean, creatine users did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a hydrant and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played cards all night, nobody ever called the cops.
Oh it doesn't? You don't think I see what you're trying to do here? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fuckin' kike tries to fuck my mother? It's never gonna happen Murray, fuckin' forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm on Creatine. I will fuckin' cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my family's dinner with your anti Creatine, Jewish, n111gg3r-loving, hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fuckin' Mirror.co.uk reading muthafuccker. Get the fuck out of my house.
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I know what you're thinking: "Did he preload with creatine for 6 days or only 5?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is Muscletech Brand, the most powerful creatine in the world, and would blow your plateau clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
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Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really check a mans ATP stores?
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We're going to need more creatine.
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Creatine Monohydrate. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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Patrick Bateman: Do you like Creatine?
Paul Allen: It's OK.
Patrick Bateman: Early on it was a little slow working for my tastes, but when the loading phase was over, It really came in to its own, physically and mentally. The whole tub has a clear, crisp taste, and a new sheen of amino acids that really gives the mix a big boost. It's been compared to Anabolic steroids, but I think creatine has a far more subtle effect..
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the muscle and fitness 2013 Olympia edition all over the place, are you a schmoe? A little fruity or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a thong?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In 2008, Muscletech released this, Celltech, their most accomplished supplement. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the 3g of creatine hcl per serving, an ingredient so potent, that you can tell everyone in the gym it's that, not the steroids responsible for all your size. Taking Creatine is not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the supplement itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, ande blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION FOR FRONT ROW AT THE OLYMPIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU
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You tell 'em I'M coming... and Creatine's coming with me, you hear!!!
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Patrick Bateman: Do you like Creatine?
Paul Allen: It's ok.
Patrick Bateman: Early on it was a little slow working for my tastes, but when the loading phase was over, It really came in to its own, physically and mentally. The whole tub has a clear, crisp taste, and a new sheen of amino acids that really gives the mix a big boost. It's been compared to Anabolic steroids, but I think creatine has a far more subtle effect..
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the muscle and fitness 2013 Olympia edition all over the place, are you a schmoe? A little fruity or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a thong?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In 2008, Muscletech released this, Celltech, their most accomplished supplement. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the 3g of creatine hcl per serving, an ingredient so potent, that you can tell everyone in the gym it's that, not the steroids responsible for all your size. Taking Creatine is not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the supplement itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, ande blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION FOR FRONT ROW AT THE OLYMPIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU
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"It aint got no Creatine in it"
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Patrick Bateman: Do you like Creatine?
Paul Allen: It's ok.
Patrick Bateman: Early on it was a little slow working for my tastes, but when the loading phase was over, It really came in to its own, physically and mentally. The whole tub has a clear, crisp taste, and a new sheen of amino acids that really gives the mix a big boost. It's been compared to Anabolic steroids, but I think creatine has a far more subtle effect..
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the muscle and fitness 2013 Olympia edition all over the place, are you a schmoe? A little fruity or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a thong?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In 2008, Muscletech released this, Celltech, their most accomplished supplement. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the 3g of creatine hcl per serving, an ingredient so potent, that you can tell everyone in the gym it's that, not the steroids responsible for all your size. Taking Creatine is not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the supplement itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, ande blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION FOR FRONT ROW AT THE OLYMPIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU
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"I never used creatine, period"
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someone needs to send a link of this thread to the retard who wrote that article ;D
someone needs to send a link of this thread to the retard who wrote that article ;D
-Bunny suit pic taken by porn star, multi- millionaire, creatine scientist, developer of major cell tech variations and contributor to a network sports program. Thats one individual and he asked me to please wear his beloved bunny suit for just one photograph because it is his favorite piece of clothing. he had it made for himself by a famous designer for a costume party he went to last year and it was several thousand dollars and actually quite stylish when viewed normally.
-i am a bottom and the dude who took the pic had given me creatine before taking that pic and many others. i was extremely flattered as he is in high demand among the gay community in san francisco where he lives. a bit of a celebrity. Tongue very good shape. nice big dick. rich. Cheesy
-yall shouldnt worry so much bout how much creatine other people are taking. feeling negative about other people means feeling neative, period. that being said... theres no good reason to label any of this stuff as "negative" anyways. Cool
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haha... I'll see what I can do ;Dthat's why, you sir, are a legend
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What is your creatine and what does it do?
I need your clothes, your boots and your creatine.
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Three weeks from now I will be harvesting my creatine. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line. Stay with me. If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with monohydrate on your face, do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead! Brothers, what we do in life, echoes in eternity.
Maybe it's the alcohol but that made me laugh to the point of coughing, monohydrate in the face sealed it.
brilliant work here. Someone do "The Wire"
Creeeeaaaaatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee
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I just got one thing to say... to my Creatine at home: Yo, Creatine! I DID IT! ....
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Is this the Cell_Tech?
Is this just an off-brand?
Caught in a Max Muscle
No escape from physiology
Open your mouth
Scoop up the creat' and see
I'm just a huge wreck, I got no cash on me
Because I'm G4P, kidney blown
Systolic high, test' low
Anyways, the store's closed, and creatine really matter to me, to me
"Creatine, motherfucker. Do you take it?"
see page 3 ;)
I'm trying to appreciate this shit, but no. Just stop. Creatine, we get it.
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on'creatine'i feell euphoric,like dancing.
What happened to Don's pants?torn off by 'piston honda'
"I did not have creatine relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinksy."lol
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:P
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Kenny won the creatine. Great. Terrific. How about that? Boy, that's fantastic. Fantastic. l can imagine how he must feel. Incredible. Probably like l did when l won my first tub. ln its own way, it's probably just as satisfying. l gotta go shake his hand. That's fantastic, great. And get my creatine.
"Put. That creatine. Down. Creatine's for closers only."A ALWAYS
"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is creatine. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
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I take two TBSP in the morning
I take two TBSP at night
I take two TBSP in the afternoon
Creatine makes me feel all right
I take two TBSP in time of peace
And two in time of war
I take two TBSP before I take two TBSP,
And then I load some more
Epic trolling.
The aftermath of a 5 day creatine loading period
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Great aftershool special hahaha Ben affleck pounding a bottle of roids,very realistic cause he was huge and we know how steroids are like heroin.
seems like we have a new "boogey man" every couple yearsI read they have been doing scientific research on how to prevent racist thoughts through electric shock treatment of the brain.
it used to be steroids or supplements
then it was any guy that ever did a bad thing and had a previous concussion, CTE was the cause
now "white supremacy" is blamed for everything
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I read they have been doing scientific research on how to prevent racist thoughts through electric shock treatment of the brain.
Apparently, people who are more racist, have a better "fight or flight"- response in their brain and a better sense of when to feel when danger is aproaching. So the treatment would be to completly numb these areas in the brain.
they want to make it easier for us to be hurt or killed?they're doing it already... Just making it even easier :D
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