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I am specky...
« on: January 21, 2009, 02:51:47 PM »
Can i be a frieman. A real one not a fucking dork who works in the office in the fire station

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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 02:59:16 PM »
Good job choice.

I lived next to a fire station when I was a little kid.
They just sit on chairs all day in front of the fire house staring.
Other than that they work out and fraternise a lot since there aren't fires going on 24/7.
It's kind of like joining a gym - cept' you get paid to do it.
Not to mention the fringe benefits of being a bona fide hero in the eyes of most women.
Excellent retirement benefits to bote!

Don't know if it's the same in Ireland though.

Policemen hate fire fighters for all the aformentioned reasons,
and there's a waiting list of years to join in some states.

Good luck!
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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2009, 03:00:23 PM »
i was going to be one, i think its a great job and allows you alot of off time

you would be perfect for the job

i went to a seminar/open house it was cool seemed easy , its just my job now carpentry/painting/lawn servicing im partly employed through my family and they need my help
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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2009, 03:02:34 PM »
pm me if you have questions. Don't know what the differences are though.

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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 03:02:46 PM »
Johnny, they dont allow no dope smokers in da firehouse. dont you know nothin?

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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 03:02:58 PM »
i hear its super easy, you just spend 99% of the time sitting at the station doing whatever the fuck you want. and for some reason women love firemen.

of course theres always the chance of burning alive though.

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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 03:04:59 PM »
Johnny, they dont allow no dope smokers in da firehouse. dont you know nothin?
Are you concerned about his health or the chance of him burning down the firehouse?

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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 03:05:18 PM »
i hear its super easy, you just spend 99% of the time sitting at the station doing whatever the fuck you want. and for some reason women love firemen.


Yeah. As I said, I lived next to a station - this is 100% true.

Once in a while you have to go to an elementary school and show the fire truck; dangerous situations are very few and very far between.

After 9/11 every fire fighter is seen as a hero - even if they lived on the other side of the country when it happened.
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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 03:06:16 PM »
I'm sure Johnnay has extinguished many meth lab fires in his day neegars.

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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2009, 03:09:48 PM »
The biggest danger of being a fire fighter is sliding down the long poles or getting your hose in a twist haha.

Seriously though, it's a good job.
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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2009, 03:11:09 PM »
i have been looking and looking takes ages.

in ireland its 4 days on work 4 off.

I need to do something honourable or enjoyable or important. Do not wanna push pens all my life.

Was also considering police though that could bring more trouble than its worth to my family

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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2009, 03:13:24 PM »
i have been looking and looking takes ages.

in ireland its 4 days on work 4 off.

I need to do something honourable or enjoyable or important. Do not wanna push pens all my life.

Was also considering police though that could bring more trouble than its worth to my family
One of the better things depending on you look at it is with the schedule you can easily work a side job for extra cash A lot of the guys i worj with are licensed plumbers, electricians etc.. I'm a young stud, so i stick to posing for pay.

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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2009, 03:13:57 PM »
I'm sure Johnnay has extinguished many meth lab fires in his day neegars.

 ;D ;D

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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 03:14:58 PM »
One of the better things depending on you look at it is with the schedule you can easily work a side job for extra cash A lot of the guys i worj with are licensed plumbers, electricians etc.. I'm a young stud, so i stick to posing for pay.

Haha. Awesome.
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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 03:15:38 PM »
Getting into the Northern Ireland Fire Service is a nightmare.  Perhaps the hardest job to get in Northern Ireland. Thousands of applicants for a hand full of jobs.  It will probably get a lot harder as there are so few jobs going at the moment.

You'd probably walk into the police.  A ex-work mate of mine got in and he is a 10 stone fuck wit.  I was shocked when he told me.

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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2009, 03:17:48 PM »
Getting into the Northern Ireland Fire Service is a nightmare.  Perhaps the hardest job to get in Northern Ireland. Thousands of applicants for a hand full of jobs.  It will probably get a lot harder as there are so few jobs going at the moment.

You'd probably walk into the police.  A ex-work mate of mine got in and he is a 10 stone fuck wit.  I was shocked when he told me.

Hahaha.

I guess Ireland is no different than anywhere else.
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« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2009, 03:18:51 PM »
Getting into the Northern Ireland Fire Service is a nightmare.  Perhaps the hardest job to get in Northern Ireland. Thousands of applicants for a hand full of jobs.  It will probably get a lot harder as there are so few jobs going at the moment.

You'd probably walk into the police.  A ex-work mate of mine got in and he is a 10 stone fuck wit.  I was shocked when he told me.

I am also a roman catholic.

I was looking at application process. Thing is some idiots in my area would prob go nuts and bring trouble to my door cause my dad hassle etc and at his gae its not worth it. Start off after probationary 6 month at 24plus grand

Fire service i heard is indeed tough as fuck. as mass04 said you can work a side job. It seems liek a cool job.

Also they recruit on a %0% catholic 50% non catholic basis so i am more likely to be successful than a non catholic.

Need to get sorted soon like

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« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2009, 03:22:14 PM »
One of the better things depending on you look at it is with the schedule you can easily work a side job for extra cash A lot of the guys i worj with are licensed plumbers, electricians etc.. I'm a young stud, so i stick to posing for pay.

where do you work? what country

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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2009, 03:22:56 PM »
If you don't mind moving join the Garda :D

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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2009, 03:23:10 PM »
where do you work? what country
USA

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« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2009, 03:24:04 PM »
Garda is too far away lol

Yes a few firefighters i kinda knew also worked as bouncers.

I wish to fuck i knew what to do with my life LOL

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« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2009, 03:27:29 PM »


Also they recruit on a %0% catholic 50% non catholic basis so i am more likely to be successful than a non catholic.


hhahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahaha

from this sentance i can tell you won't pass the maths questions on the entrance test  ;D
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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2009, 03:29:19 PM »
lol

keyboard is so old and fucked.

actually looked at old tests. very easy. easier than the NICS ones

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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2009, 03:53:34 PM »
no problem, just set a few fires on opposite sides of town, wait for some ineptitude to occur, they will be hiring in no time.

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Re: I am specky...
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2009, 03:56:20 PM »
i dunno if this is just northern ireland but heres what kids do most nights...

phone fire brigade...say there is a big fire...fire brigade comes...kids brick the fire brigade.

If i was their dad i would throw those wee fuckers on the fire to teach them a lesson