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This just in... late breaking news! Bhank says "I'm out"... once again. Don't believe it. He is secretly following the posts on Getbig, muttering "I wish I could quit you," while busily taking underwear selfies in his bathroom mirror and out by the pool. Meanwhile his gal is inside the McMansion living room back flopped over the pool table rolling her eyes and exclaiming, "I wish I could quit you, Bhanky. But since the judge assigned me as your legal guardian, I am stuck hauling you wearing your electronic ankle bracelet to legal beagle social events as an underdressed, mouth stuffing clown."