Winner - Women, latinos, gays, minorities.
Loser - GOP
After belittling, demonizing, ignoring, and attempting to suppress their vote the GOP finds that they actually *gasp* need their votes to win. (No shit)
Winner - the other GOP primary candidates.
Loser - Poor Mitt
No one else can claim to have been beaten by the the most beatable incumbent in history.
Winner - Women (again)
Loser - GOP and Catholic Church (tied)
Their bodies = their rights. Deal with it.
Winner - 49 states.
Loser = Flori-DUH!
Fucking no ballot counting motherfuckas
Winner = Revenge Voting
Loser = Rushbo, Beck, West, Trump
Big mouth blowhards got The Fist Of Reality shoved down their throats.
Winner = Rape victims
Loser = Bigots
The bigots just got raped. How's that for irony?
Winner = small business owners.
Loser = Paul Ryan
Business owners everywhere no longer have to worry about Ryan bursting in for unapproved photo ops with clean dishes that he didn't wash or other props.
Winner = Gun owners
Loser = Mittens and his anti-gun stance.
You can't be a cowboy if all you packing is slingshots.
Winner = Comedians everywhere.
Loser = Trump and Rove
These whiners have delivered a treasure trove of joke material with their antics.
Feel free to discuss or add your own. Brownie points for the first brainchild to insert America or the likes into a Loser aspect.