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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: dan18 on August 15, 2006, 12:37:36 PM
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Lets be honest woman can get away with just about anything.
not men..
hey bro you look good in those jeans.
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you mean a STRAIGHT man would never say to another. :)
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Lets be honest woman can get away with just about anything.
not men..
hey bro you look good in those jeans.
you mean you should not say that...damm..:)
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'can you rub this suntan lotion on my back?'
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"hey man I got to use the bathroom come with me..."
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"dude I need to try on these pants hold my wallet.."
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hey bro does this bathing suit make me look fat...
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"no I do not want the last slice of pizza it goes right to my hips..."
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"hey man just stop and ask for directions..."
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Honey i'm home !!
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what a cute outfit!
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"dude where did you get those shoes and do they come in red?"
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"If you cared about me you would know why I was upset..."
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You're wearing the same underwear/shoes/jeans/etc that I am. How could you?
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This shirt would make your eyes come out...
or this shirt would look sexy on you :P
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that craig biggio is so hot. i love him.
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"feel my muscle..no not there silly right here..oh your not touching the right part..oh nevermind, fine so im not Mr olympia I guess you hate me now....." crying.
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lol I see gay people! 8)
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after popping the hood of his car: "I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at . . ."
"i don't know how to change a tire, that's why I have a triple A membership."
"i broke a nail unlocking my front door."
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"Stop Farting!"
"Its childish!"
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lets go camping alone ;)
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"hey man im drunk can I stay over..sure you can sleep in my bed..."
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"dude your driving to fast..."
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"are you watching harold and kumar again that stuff is just stupid potty humor..."
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"I'd like to make love to that beautiful young asian lady"
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"Do you think I can throw this in with my fine washables?"
"I just made some crystal lite raspberry ice... want some?"
"I like your ass better than mine"
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"Let me show you how to change the toilet paper roll."
"Please hand me a kleenex so I don't have to use my fingers to pick my nose."
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"Do you think I can throw this in with my fine washables?"
"I just made some crystal lite raspberry ice... want some?"
"I like your ass better than mine"
LOL good one..:)
"hey buddy you look like you need a hug"
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"roger come quick steel magnolias is starting..."
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lol...
"Do you think these pants make me look whorey?"
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"dude go change your shirt I can see your nipples thru it.."
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"no man I can't go to the game my mom called and were going shoping.."
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"roll the window up eddie your messing up my hair.."