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Title: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: dan18 on August 15, 2006, 12:37:36 PM
Lets be honest woman can get away with just about anything.
not men..

hey bro you look good in those jeans.
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: ToxicAvenger on August 15, 2006, 12:39:35 PM
you mean a STRAIGHT man would never say to another. :)
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Always Sore on August 15, 2006, 12:40:31 PM
Lets be honest woman can get away with just about anything.
not men..

hey bro you look good in those jeans.


you mean you should not say that...damm..:)
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on August 15, 2006, 12:43:12 PM
'can you rub this suntan lotion on my back?'
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Always Sore on August 15, 2006, 12:45:36 PM
"hey man I got to use the bathroom come with me..."

or

"dude I need to try on these pants hold my wallet.."
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: dan18 on August 15, 2006, 12:48:22 PM
hey bro does this bathing suit make me look fat...
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Always Sore on August 15, 2006, 12:54:19 PM
"no I do not want the last slice of pizza it goes right to my hips..."

or

"hey man just stop and ask for directions..."
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: ozman on August 15, 2006, 12:58:58 PM
Honey i'm home !!
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Al-Gebra on August 15, 2006, 01:05:02 PM
what a cute outfit!



Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Always Sore on August 15, 2006, 01:07:43 PM
"dude where did you get those shoes and do they come in red?"

or

"If you cared about me you would know why I was upset..."
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Al-Gebra on August 15, 2006, 01:08:13 PM
You're wearing the same underwear/shoes/jeans/etc that I am. How could you?
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: dan18 on August 15, 2006, 01:12:09 PM
This shirt would make your eyes come out...
or this shirt would look sexy on you :P
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Al-Gebra on August 15, 2006, 01:22:34 PM
that craig biggio is so hot. i love him.
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Always Sore on August 15, 2006, 01:28:44 PM
"feel my muscle..no not there silly right here..oh your not touching the right part..oh nevermind, fine so im not Mr olympia I guess you hate me now....." crying.
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: BayGBM on August 15, 2006, 01:30:55 PM
lol  I see gay people!  8)
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Al-Gebra on August 15, 2006, 01:35:46 PM
after popping the hood of his car: "I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at . . ."

"i don't know how to change a tire, that's why I have a triple A membership."

"i broke a nail unlocking my front door."
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Hulkster on August 15, 2006, 03:35:33 PM
"Stop Farting!"

"Its childish!"
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: dan18 on August 16, 2006, 04:48:47 AM
lets go camping alone ;)
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Always Sore on August 16, 2006, 04:52:47 AM
"hey man im drunk can I stay over..sure you can sleep in my bed..."

or

"dude your driving to fast..."

or

"are you watching harold and kumar again that stuff is just stupid potty humor..."
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Bigger Business on August 16, 2006, 05:31:50 AM
"I'd like to make love to that beautiful young asian lady"
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Deedee on August 16, 2006, 06:26:56 AM
"Do you think I can throw this in with my fine washables?"

"I just made some crystal lite raspberry ice... want some?"

"I like your ass better than mine"

Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Butterbean on August 16, 2006, 06:28:56 AM
"Let me show you how to change the toilet paper roll."

"Please hand me a kleenex so I don't have to use my fingers to pick my nose."
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Always Sore on August 16, 2006, 06:33:30 AM
"Do you think I can throw this in with my fine washables?"

"I just made some crystal lite raspberry ice... want some?"

"I like your ass better than mine"



LOL good one..:)

"hey buddy you look like you need a hug"

or

"roger come quick steel magnolias is starting..."
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Deedee on August 16, 2006, 06:58:26 AM
lol...

"Do you think these pants make me look whorey?"
Title: Re: anything one man would never say to another period
Post by: Always Sore on August 16, 2006, 07:07:30 AM
"dude go change your shirt I can see your nipples thru it.."

or

"no man I can't go to the game my mom called and were going shoping.."

or

"roll the window up eddie your messing up my hair.."