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What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« on: January 23, 2010, 05:50:07 AM »
Just curious.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2010, 05:51:18 AM »
apparently not by burning it in a car in the desert

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2010, 05:51:38 AM »
acid, to the pigs.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2010, 05:56:17 AM »
acid, to the pigs.

Pigs lose their appetite when they be trippin.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2010, 05:59:01 AM »
I'm thinking burning in a 55 Gallon Drum, 24 to 48 hours?  Lots and lots of fuel...

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2010, 06:02:45 AM »
Just theoretically if you didn't have that much time.  And do you think a prostitute would say you were with her at a particular time if you paid her enough?

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2010, 06:03:26 AM »
I'm thinking burning in a 55 Gallon Drum, 24 to 48 hours?  Lots and lots of fuel...



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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2010, 06:04:02 AM »
bury it in a forest

be sure to not leave a trace and tell no one

take a valium when you it revisits you in the head - get an rx from your doc for anxiety disorder



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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2010, 06:05:27 AM »
Send it Ups to FatAlex, he'll eat the whole thing, teeth included.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2010, 06:10:17 AM »
depends where you live really.

And I think most people get caught because they either tell a semi-buddy in a bar after 6 beers, they let emotion guide them and they toss the body where a jogger will find it the next AM, or they are stupid enough to wear their cell phone when dumping the body.

I mean, if your woman goes missing, and you have an unusual, unexplainable trip to the Florida Everglades on your cell pings that same night, your ass better get a lawyer.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2010, 06:14:32 AM »
i think every human being is capable of killing someone.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2010, 06:17:46 AM »
depends where you live really.

And I think most people get caught because they either tell a semi-buddy in a bar after 6 beers, they let emotion guide them and they toss the body where a jogger will find it the next AM, or they are stupid enough to wear their cell phone when dumping the body.

I mean, if your woman goes missing, and you have an unusual, unexplainable trip to the Florida Everglades on your cell pings that same night, your ass better get a lawyer.

I'll be damned---who woulda thought

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2010, 06:23:37 AM »

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2010, 06:39:11 AM »

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2010, 06:40:56 AM »
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2010, 06:42:55 AM »
Muscletech hydroxycut, it works

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2010, 06:44:31 AM »

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2010, 06:46:42 AM »
depends where you live really.

And I think most people get caught because they either tell a semi-buddy in a bar after 6 beers, they let emotion guide them and they toss the body where a jogger will find it the next AM, or they are stupid enough to wear their cell phone when dumping the body.

I mean, if your woman goes missing, and you have an unusual, unexplainable trip to the Florida Everglades on your cell pings that same night, your ass better get a lawyer.

Good lookin out!  :D

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2010, 06:47:46 AM »
Open Hearth Furnace would probably be a good option if you work in a steel mill...



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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2010, 06:48:56 AM »
By a sausage maker and turn a profit.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2010, 06:50:49 AM »
By a sausage maker and turn a profit.

lol   
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2010, 07:11:07 AM »


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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2010, 07:57:08 AM »
Stuff the body in the trunk of a car, drive out to the outskirts of a town, pour gas all over the car and set it on fire, then..........oh wait, never mind :-\!

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2010, 08:08:21 AM »
Everglades Florida - USA

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2010, 08:30:49 AM »
Whatever you do don't use lighter fluid and a Jaguar.
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