Author Topic: Best Quotes and insults. (Read 36516 times)

gtbro1 · « **on:** February 11, 2007, 02:24:07 AM »

I know this has been done before(I think)..but what are some of the best Insults/responses to insults that have been posted?

One of my most recent favorites.

Quote from: kiwiol on February 10, 2007, 01:21:44 AM

please stop calling me asshole - the fact that you want to stick your dick in me doesn't make me an asshole.

hahahaha

Mars · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:34:36 AM »

Haha, i like this one from the holy Sarcasm "i see it as my duty to crucify every one of these little bitches until they all buy Sears weight sets and train at home." haha i love this guy.

freespirit · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2007, 03:03:10 AM »

As English isn't my first language, I take it as an opportunity to learn some vicious insults from recognized masters of quotes and insults, like sarcasm and kiwiol.

freespirit · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2007, 03:09:52 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on February 11, 2007, 03:04:30 AM

MONSTER ASS LICKING

The squad ownes you, clown.

You type before you think:

Quote from: the shadow on February 11, 2007, 02:37:55 AM

JERKOFF FURY PWNED BY BLUTO...FAIR AND SQUARE...VIVA LA BLUTO

Quote from: freespirit on February 11, 2007, 03:05:41 AM

Well boy, you've just insulted Bluto by assuming he is a female.

freespirit · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2007, 03:22:55 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on February 11, 2007, 03:21:36 AM

AND THE SQUAD RAPED YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE

Yep. You're to easy. I own you, simply because I'm superior to you.

DK II · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:04:39 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on February 11, 2007, 03:22:55 AM

Yep. You're to easy. I own you, simply because I'm superior to you.

Yes, freespirit.

Just the pure existence of beings suprior to him makes "the shadow" melt down like a little bitch.

Euro-monster · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:18:05 AM »

Free Spirit>The Shadow....

Euro-monster · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:21:54 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 11, 2007, 04:20:36 AM

Actually,

Free Spirit>>>>>>dried up dog shit that's been run over twice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shadow

Fixed it for you...

freespirit · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:23:31 AM »

Shouldn't it be Cow Shit, because of his worshipping habits? $:-\$

DK II · « **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:31:22 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on February 11, 2007, 04:23:31 AM

Shouldn't it be Cow Shit, because of his worshipping habits? $:-\$

or rat shit.

the shadow · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:32:21 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 11, 2007, 04:31:22 AM

or rat shit.

or jew blood

for you mr kong

DK II · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:36:10 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on February 11, 2007, 04:32:21 AM

or jew blood for you mr kong

i fooled you. i'm not german.

DK II · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2007, 05:02:59 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on February 11, 2007, 04:37:17 AM

WHATEVER..ALL WHITES ARE THE SAME..WHO EVER YOU ARE YOU SUCK

No, i lick.

You suck.

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2007, 05:09:04 AM »

That "gayer than remembering a girls name after you fucked her" shit always makes me laugh.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2007, 10:07:41 AM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on February 11, 2007, 05:09:04 AM

That "gayer than remembering a girls name after you fucked her" shit always makes me laugh.

lol..yeah that's a good one.

chaos · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:13:08 PM »

Quote from: the shadow on February 11, 2007, 04:37:17 AM

WHATEVER..ALL WHITES ARE THE SAME..WHO EVER YOU ARE YOU SUCK

glad you could figure out that all whites hate you Paki mutherfukkers.

now go blow camel dong for shiny rocks on a dirt road "corner"

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:19:35 PM »

it wasn't a full insult, but "gayer than Watergate" had me laughing like crazy for some reason.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:30:57 PM »

Quote from: MisterMagoo on February 11, 2007, 04:19:35 PM

it wasn't a full insult, but "gayer than Watergate" had me laughing like crazy for some reason.

hahahaha, that was me.

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:49:41 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 11, 2007, 04:30:57 PM

hahahaha, that was me.

hahaha, dude that one killed me. it was so fucking random. i was expecting a "gayer than tae bo" or "gayer than american idol" and got that. for a 14 year old you really do know your history.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:50:46 PM »

Quote from: MisterMagoo on February 11, 2007, 04:49:41 PM

hahaha, dude that one killed me. it was so fucking random. i was expecting a "gayer than tae bo" or "gayer than american idol" and got that. for a 14 year old you really do know your history.

hahahaha, i was 14 in 1986.

Dballn247 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2007, 05:01:35 PM »

Quote from: the shadow on February 11, 2007, 04:37:17 AM

WHATEVER..ALL WHITES ARE THE SAME..WHO EVER YOU ARE YOU SUCK

Get a clue Ramalamadingdong. You wish you were white. You're pissed off that middle easterners get to be classified as white on their Drivers Licenses, while you as an Indian can't.

You're anger at whites must come from the fact that it was a white guy hit your mom with the Donkey Punch.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2007, 07:02:58 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 11, 2007, 04:30:57 PM

hahahaha, that was me.

Well there is a pretty good chance that "It was you" on most of the quotes that people remember.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2007, 07:03:56 PM »

Quote from: MisterMagoo on February 11, 2007, 04:49:41 PM

hahaha, dude that one killed me. it was so fucking random. i was expecting a "gayer than tae bo" or "gayer than american idol" and got that. for a 14 year old you really do know your history.

" gayer than vegetables" was another.

DK II · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2007, 02:37:06 AM »

Quote from: Dballn247 on February 11, 2007, 05:01:35 PM

Get a clue Ramalamadingdong. You wish you were white. You're pissed off that middle easterners get to be classified as white on their Drivers Licenses, while you as an Indian can't.

You're anger at whites must come from the fact that it was a white guy hit your mom with the Donkey Punch.

LMAO.

wampyri · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2007, 02:46:28 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on February 12, 2007, 02:41:45 AM

f**k YOU STUPID SKINHEAD..EVERY BODY WANTS YOU AMERICAN SKINHEADS ELIMINATED
...HAAHAHA YOU BELONG TO MOST CRIME RIDDEN COUNRTY IN THE WORLD.NOBODY WANTS TO ASSOCIATED WITH YOU WHITE SONS OF BITCHES..YOU BELONG TO THE NATION OF RAPISTS,MURDERERS,THEIFS..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_cities_by_crime_rate

You say all whites suck then whine about rascism you're more confused than scooby fucking doo.

Author Topic: Best Quotes and insults. (Read 36516 times)

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