Author Topic: Best Quotes and insults. (Read 36510 times)

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #150 on:** May 30, 2007, 08:20:48 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 11:52:58 AM

Hahahaha that must be none other than the legendary Showstoppa!! I also remember an incredibly funny post of his in which he mentioned some tiny tit (maybe BrianX) using a special dildo called the 'Invader 1500', which he described as 'a 16" by 9" rectum stretching behemoth' hahahahahaha

That was mine and it was the ASSHAMMER 1600 XL

Which could be purchased at Big Nates Dildo Emporium

benchmstr · « **Reply #151 on:** May 30, 2007, 09:01:07 PM »

Quote from: Groink on May 30, 2007, 08:20:48 PM

That was mine and it was the ASSHAMMER 1600 XL

Which could be purchased at Big Nates Dildo Emporium

hahaha good stuff lol

bench

kiwiol · « **Reply #152 on:** May 31, 2007, 09:29:50 AM »

Quote from: Groink on May 30, 2007, 08:20:48 PM

That was mine and it was the ASSHAMMER 1600 XL

Which could be purchased at Big Nates Dildo Emporium

LMFAO!

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #153 on:** May 31, 2007, 12:52:46 PM »

Quote from: Groink on May 30, 2007, 08:20:48 PM

That was mine and it was the ASSHAMMER 1600 XL

Which could be purchased at Big Nates Dildo Emporium

where is "Big Nates" Groink?

ta ta

DK II · « **Reply #154 on:** May 31, 2007, 12:57:05 PM »

Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on May 31, 2007, 12:52:46 PM

where is "Big Nates" Groink?

ta ta

"ta ta"

that's cracking me off every time.

Bluto · « **Reply #155 on:** May 31, 2007, 03:27:43 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 31, 2007, 12:57:05 PM

"ta ta"

that's cracking me off every time.

thats all it takes to make you laugh? "ta ta" ? boy you're a retard

DK II · « **Reply #156 on:** May 31, 2007, 03:31:11 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 31, 2007, 03:27:43 PM

thats all it takes to make you laugh? "ta ta" ? boy you're a retard

Why, i have a good sense of humor.

The 3rd country boy calls me retard, isn't it cute.

Bluto · « **Reply #157 on:** May 31, 2007, 03:33:29 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 31, 2007, 03:31:11 PM

Why, i have a good sense of humor.

The 3rd country boy calls me retard, isn't it cute.

its not me who is leaving europe for vietnam its you

Bluto · « **Reply #158 on:** May 31, 2007, 03:35:59 PM »

i just realize no matter what this turd donkey kong is gonna reply it's gonna bore the hell outta me
so dont bother ok

DK II · « **Reply #159 on:** May 31, 2007, 03:40:19 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 31, 2007, 03:33:29 PM

its not me who is leaving europe for vietnam its you

bwahahahaaaa, monster lack of knowledge about the world.

It's "Japan", not "Vietnam". Japan is, after the US the second world economic power in the world.
But i guess you guys do not learn things like this in communist elementary school.

http://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japonsko

Idiot.

Quote from: Bluto on May 31, 2007, 03:35:59 PM

i just realize no matter what this turd donkey kong is gonna reply it's gonna bore the hell outta me
so dont bother ok

I bet your internet translation service must be offline.
You show your dumbness every day. You must be the biggest idiot on this board, even the shadow knows more about the world and life than you.
For all we know, the shadow is a virgin living in india, yet your post count and online time makes the shadow look like a noob.
What tells us that?

Bluto · « **Reply #160 on:** May 31, 2007, 03:41:18 PM »

yea i know you PRETEND its japan but its really 'NAM

guess youre going back to the jungle donkey kong as you're an adopted child

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #161 on:** May 31, 2007, 04:43:22 PM »

It was either Kiwiol or SF versus Lord Humongus a few months ago.. still floors me every time.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #162 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:00:34 PM »

Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on May 31, 2007, 12:52:46 PM

where is "Big Nates" Groink?

ta ta

Big Nates was the fictional store all my owning victims frequented back when i was crucifying full-time.

kiwiol · « **Reply #163 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:05:13 PM »

Quote from: Groink on May 31, 2007, 06:00:34 PM

Big Nates was the fictional store all my owning victims frequented back when i was crucifying full-time.

Hey I remember you saying you were going to get on a cycle - did you do it?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #164 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:18:17 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:05:13 PM

Hey I remember you saying you were going to get on a cycle - did you do it?

Nope.

Pussied out or came to my senses.....take your pick

kiwiol · « **Reply #165 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:19:22 PM »

Quote from: Groink on May 31, 2007, 06:18:17 PM

Nope.

Pussied out or came to my senses.....take your pick

You could do with some HRT old man - get it done legally

All you have to do is tell them how old you are

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #166 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:25:55 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:19:22 PM

You could do with some HRT old man - get it done legally

All you have to do is tell them how old you are

Hahahaa fuck you, you bastard

The old man's still got it.

i joined a different gym for a month a couple days ago (change of scenery) and the greatest thing is watching the former HNIC keep staring at you in the mirrors and try not to get caught

DK II · « **Reply #167 on:** May 31, 2007, 10:30:59 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 31, 2007, 03:41:18 PM

yea i know you PRETEND its japan but its really 'NAM

guess youre going back to the jungle donkey kong as you're an adopted child

That's the jealousy of someone living in an ex-communist country for someone moving from the world's third largest economic power to the second largest economic power.

Bluto · « **Reply #168 on:** June 01, 2007, 01:52:17 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 31, 2007, 10:30:59 PM

That's the jealousy of someone living in an ex-communist country for someone moving from the world's third largest economic power to the second largest economic power.

So you admit you will work at a rice field in Nam?

DK II · « **Reply #169 on:** June 01, 2007, 08:28:58 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 01:52:17 AM

So you admit you will work at a rice field in Nam?

I already earn more than you do in a month in a week.

Monster jealousy.

And you know what, even IF i was working in a vietnamese rice field (which i won't) it would be better than assistant street sweeper in the czech republic.

Bluto · « **Reply #170 on:** June 01, 2007, 08:41:59 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on June 01, 2007, 08:28:58 AM

I already earn more than you do in a month in a week.

Monster jealousy.

And you know what, even IF i was working in a vietnamese rice field (which i won't) it would be better than assistant street sweeper in the czech republic.

So why are you leaving for Vietnam?