- ugly tat, check
- ugly mug, check
- lactating tits, check
- narrowness, check
- dwarfism, check
- baby bum, check
- saggy skin, check
- pose of peace, check
- water retention, check
- synthol, check
- asymmetry, check
- no calves, check
- no back, check
- no arms, check
- no separation, check
- no traps, check
- gene pool jackpot, check
this poor man's Frankenstein is a collection of all things wrong in BBing nowadays.