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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2022, 05:51:39 AM »
No I said you look stupid for claiming natural.

Whatever you'e using is of little help and that includes weight training.

You can’t have it both ways either I look like I don’t workout or I am in such phenomenal shape you think I am on something. You can’t claim I look like I don’t workout and look like I am on enhancements it can’t be both.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2022, 06:31:47 AM »
You can’t have it both ways either I look like I don’t workout or I am in such phenomenal shape you think I am on something. You can’t claim I look like I don’t workout and look like I am on enhancements it can’t be both.

I can

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=676482.0

Using drugs and looking “great” are not mutually exclusive.

I don’t think you’re in phenomenal shape. You’re lean.


It’s like you calling Jesus a homosexual for not being married and having no kids at 33 yet you had your first child well past 33 and you’re unmarried at 40+…

Can’t have it both ways.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2022, 06:27:08 PM »
You can’t have it both ways either I look like I don’t workout or I am in such phenomenal shape you think I am on something. You can’t claim I look like I don’t workout and look like I am on enhancements it can’t be both.

What a twatling.  Everything you type from now on is to be called, "The Big bhank Theory".  IOW, worthless dross from a walking-talking scrotum.

Go salt your momma's vagina, boy.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2022, 06:32:30 PM »
I can

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=676482.0

Using drugs and looking “great” are not mutually exclusive.

I don’t think you’re in phenomenal shape. You’re lean.


It’s like you calling Jesus a homosexual for not being married and having no kids at 33 yet you had your first child well past 33 and you’re unmarried at 40+…

Can’t have it both ways.

I have been married and engaged and I have a child and a girlfriend so no its not even close to the same thing

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2022, 06:34:07 PM »
What a twatling.  Everything you type from now on is to be called, "The Big bhank Theory".  IOW, worthless dross from a walking-talking scrotum.

Go salt your momma's vagina, boy.

Well we know you are on full time elbow crutches so walking is in phenomenal shape compared to you. Why did Jesus make you a cripple? If you pray enough will he heal you? What if I told you there was a better way and you could walk again?

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2022, 06:38:28 PM »
Well we know you are on full time elbow crutches so walking is in phenomenal shape compared to you. Why did Jesus make you a cripple? If you pray enough will he heal you?

Ooooo...More of your "Big bhank Theory" bullshit? Salt your balls and call your relatives over Mr.Peanut of peace.  Stick another manpon up your butthole to stop the bleeding.  You deserve to Covid up.  No one, including you, likes you.  No one.


Salt your momma's twat. 

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2022, 06:44:23 PM »
Ooooo...More of your "Big bhank Theory" bullshit? Salt your balls and call your relatives over Mr.Peanut of peace.  Stick another manpon up your butthole to stop the bleeding.  You deserve to Covid up.  No one, including you, likes you.  No one.


Salt your momma's twat.

Pathetic cripple you don't deserve to walk that is why Jesus put you on crutches because you are a helpless bitch

A real man would push through that shit and walk again by any means necessary but you are a bitch and will be a cripple until the day you die

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2022, 06:54:58 PM »
Pathetic cripple you don't deserve to walk that is why Jesus put you on crutches because you are a helpless bitch

A real man would push through that shit and walk again by any means necessary but you are a bitch and will be a cripple until the day you die

More of your "Big bhank(y) Theory"?!  Wow.  You are quite the typist, big fella.  You've a face only a Stridex Medicated Pad could...like.  Yes, we know the truth.  Those aren't acne scars, they're from a coat hanger.

FOAD you turdle.


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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #58 on: January 12, 2022, 11:11:01 AM »
God…I am my own God. I follow no one!
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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2022, 11:13:33 AM »
I'm a warrior. A warrior of the IRON

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #60 on: January 12, 2022, 11:55:41 AM »
God…I am my own God. I follow no one!

If there was a god I would whoop his ass

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #61 on: January 12, 2022, 11:57:42 AM »
If there was a god I would whoop his ass

Is the area behind the pearly gates grass or concrete?

Are clouds an acceptable ground surface?

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #62 on: January 12, 2022, 12:01:08 PM »
If there was a god I would whoop his ass

Yeh, bodybuilders are unbeatable fighters

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #63 on: January 12, 2022, 12:07:44 PM »
If there was a god I would whoop his ass

What about if he had a whole bunch of arms and/or perhaps a big old elephant head like some of the Indian gods, you still think you could take him? -

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #64 on: January 12, 2022, 12:12:17 PM »
What about if he had a whole bunch of arms and/or perhaps a big old elephant head like some of the Indian gods, you still think you could take him? -

His fist might get caught in the Buddha belly. It would be like tangling with a tar baby.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #65 on: January 12, 2022, 12:21:17 PM »

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #66 on: January 12, 2022, 12:24:43 PM »
The Jesuits are the warriors of Baby Jesus.


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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #67 on: January 12, 2022, 12:34:44 PM »
Oh I am sorry but wasn’t genesis part of the old testemant you know before the fag Jesus showed up and told his disciples not to take wives while banging his beloved apostle

Do you know how old 35 was back then to be unmarried with no girlfriend traveling around with 12 men who does that? Jesus was gay

You keep referring to women. Not all men want women. Why do you keep repeating this?
Many adult men who have women are “boyfriends” which is one of the silliest, costliest, and low-return things a man can be.

I can’t think of one legitimate reason a man should be with a woman other than to be husband and father of her children.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #68 on: January 12, 2022, 08:46:37 PM »
I can’t think of one legitimate reason a man should be with a woman other than to be husband and father of her children.

I'd say clapping them cheeks 7 days a week and blowing massive loads on their faces ranks high on the list.

At least for me.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #69 on: January 12, 2022, 10:01:16 PM »
I'd say clapping them cheeks 7 days a week and blowing massive loads on their faces ranks high on the list.

At least for me.

Not just high on the list but numero uno.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #70 on: January 13, 2022, 01:43:19 AM »
The fucking morons stil worshiping a sky god are holding back humanity

Andof all the dumbass sky gods man has worshipped Jesus is the biggest FAG yet at least worship a god of war or something nope a fucking queer begger

35 years old no girlfriend no wife no kids no record of either ever other than a loved teenage male apostle gay as gay can be even told his male disciples to stay away from women I mean wtf
Shut up!

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #71 on: January 13, 2022, 01:47:01 AM »
What about if he had a whole bunch of arms and/or perhaps a big old elephant head like some of the Indian gods, you still think you could take him? -

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Do you honestly think Hankins is going to stand there and box with God? Puh-lease. He'll move in behind a tight guard and shoot for a double leg. God better be wearing a helmet because he's getting taken down HARD!

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #72 on: January 13, 2022, 02:42:36 AM »
What about if he had a whole bunch of arms and/or perhaps a big old elephant head like some of the Indian gods, you still think you could take him? -

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Probably great at martial arts.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #73 on: January 13, 2022, 04:41:52 AM »
Even my 0 stripe white belt ass could arm bar that dude.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #74 on: January 13, 2022, 06:21:30 AM »
I'd say clapping them cheeks 7 days a week and blowing massive loads on their faces ranks high on the list.

At least for me.

If one of these sessions wound up with a pregnancy, what would you do? Serious question.