Author Topic: Lesnar -- Mayo Bound and May Never Fight Again  (Read 1076 times)

James

  • Guest
Lesnar -- Mayo Bound and May Never Fight Again
« on: November 16, 2009, 10:34:00 AM »


Brock Lesnar is so sick, he'll be going to the Mayo Clinic so doctors can figure out what to do -- but it will probably require major surgery ... UFC Prez Dana White tells TMZ.

White tells us Lesnar -- the UFC heavyweight champ -- is "very, very sick" with some sort of intestinal disorder, although listening to White, it sounds a lot more serious than that. White says the condition will require "major surgery."

White is going to visit Lesnar in the hospital and is trying to get him transferred to the Mayo Clinic, one of the most renowned medical facilities in the world.

White says Lesnar -- formerly of the WWE -- was diagnosed with mono more than a week ago and was "bummed out" that he had to cancel the fight and went to Canada to rest. White says Lesnar collapsed in Canada a week ago today and has been hospitalized ever since.

White acknowledges the current condition is not mono but he will not be specific. White says the condition is not HIV or cancer.

And, White tells TMZ, "There's a possibility Lesnar will never fight again."

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0X35L6KJf


Fury

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 21026
  • All aboard the USS Leverage
Re: Lesnar -- Mayo Bound and May Never Fight Again
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2009, 10:42:09 AM »
Why are they covering it up is the question.

Original Sin

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1547
  • You fucking disappoint me!
Re: Lesnar -- Mayo Bound and May Never Fight Again
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2009, 10:50:30 AM »
Why are they covering it up is the question.

It isn't a cover up.

The guy bangs Rena Mero, she was an old slut a decade ago.

They just can't figure out which one of her thousands of STD's he contracted.
They just need time to narrow it down.
Just Bad Bad Blood!

Fury

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 21026
  • All aboard the USS Leverage
Re: Lesnar -- Mayo Bound and May Never Fight Again
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2009, 10:53:47 AM »
It isn't a cover up.

The guy bangs Rena Mero, she was an old slut a decade ago.

They just can't figure out which one of her thousands of STD's he contracted.
They just need time to narrow it down.

Is that his wife?

Original Sin

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1547
  • You fucking disappoint me!
Re: Lesnar -- Mayo Bound and May Never Fight Again
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2009, 10:54:29 AM »
She is
Just Bad Bad Blood!

tu_holmes

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15922
  • Robot
Re: Lesnar -- Mayo Bound and May Never Fight Again
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2009, 11:00:07 AM »
http://www.thestar.com/sports/article/726440--lesnar-needs-surgery-ufc-boss-says



Ailing cage fighter Brock Lesnar has developed a serious intestinal disorder that requires surgery, Ultimate Fighting Championship boss Dana White told TMZ.com Monday.

Lesnar, a 265 lb. former wrestler and football player, collapsed and was reportedly hospitalized last week during a vacation in Canada. On Saturday, White told various sources that Lesnar was in dire condition.

"He's not well. He's not going to be getting well anytime soon," White told reporters after a UFC event in England. "He doesn't have cancer or AIDS or anything like this, (but) he's got some problems."

On Monday, White clarified his diagnosis somewhat. He also said that Lesnar is back in the U.S. and that he might be admitted to the Mayo Clinic for surgery. According to White, Lesnar, 32, might never fight again

Lesnar himself has not been heard from since cancelling a scheduled bout three weeks ago. Shortly thereafter, UFC announced that Lesnar had contracted mononucleosis. Rumours swirled that he had swine flu. Things appear to be going from bad to worse for the superstar mixed-martial artist.

In college, Lesnar was a dominating wrestler. After school, he used his impressive bulk and outsized personality to switch over to the theatrics of professional wrestling. He was a huge draw for World Wrestling Entertainment.

In 2004, he decided on a mid-career switch to professional football. Despite no high-level experience in the game, he was given a shot by the NFL's Minnesota Vikings. He played for one season.

At age 30, he decided to switch professions again. He soon signed on to fight for UFC. In July, he won a championship belt.

UFC has had no trouble drawing huge crowds and lots of pay-per-view customers. Credibility, though, continues to be harder to come by. News of Lesnar's mystery illness has been greeted by skepticism by some blogs outside the mixed-martial arts universe.

Eric15210

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1207
  • poor people are crazy I'm eccentric
Re: Lesnar -- Mayo Bound and May Never Fight Again
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2009, 01:30:12 PM »
only serious illness could stop Brock  >:(

RIP Bob Probert

HICKSON

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1605
  • Bunch of slack-jaw fagg0ts round here.
Re: Lesnar -- Mayo Bound and May Never Fight Again
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2009, 01:39:28 PM »
Time & recreational habits finally caught up to the intestinal fortitude of Cock Chestner.
Giving 110%