you're in college. use it to photograph curious young college chicks who cannot handle their alcohol.
what do you mean, can't handle alcohol?
you can pick this one up for the low price of $40,000http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/2500
you give them alcohol and suddenly they no longer worry about being viewed as promiscuous.
sony H1..about 400 dollars ...5 megapixels...12x zoom,,i have this and its a pretty decent camera