Best hamburger I ever ate... I was driving on highway 59 in Oklahoma through some hills in the eastern part of the state. Stopped at some little country store in the middle of nowhere that sells lotsa weird trinkets and crap... well that's not the place that had hamburgers. But, the old man who worked there told me to drive three or four miles further south, then head west for a couple miles or so, and there's some dumpy little place that has fantastic hamburgers.
So I did go find the place, and true to the old man's word, they did in fact have the best gyol-durn hamburgers ever. I ate two of them. Out there in the boonies, I was probably eating the cook's cousin Zeek or Cleetus but holy cow they sure were good.