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ESFitness

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should I use the Green bottle RightGuard? it's kinda minty, like a pine-tree..

should I use the purple bottle RightGuard? it's.. I dunno how to explain.. different...

should I use the Blue lable RightGuard? it's got menthol... might help me wake up....

or should I use the Champion Old Spice bodywash? it...well... makes me smell like a champion.

girls like that, right?


.... or should I just use a bar of Irish Spring?


what would you do?


also, should I brush my teeth before, during, or after showering?

what are the advantages of each?

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2013, 01:34:46 PM »
couple of dashes of prop should do...

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2013, 01:35:35 PM »
couple of dashes of prop should do...

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shit.. that reminds me.. I gotta do my shots... fucking hell..

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2013, 01:39:14 PM »
Brush before showering but within an hour of the PWO shake for an extra burst of glucasol. 

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2013, 01:41:03 PM »
should I use the Green bottle RightGuard? it's kinda minty, like a pine-tree..

should I use the purple bottle RightGuard? it's.. I dunno how to explain.. different...

should I use the Blue lable RightGuard? it's got menthol... might help me wake up....

or should I use the Champion Old Spice bodywash? it...well... makes me smell like a champion.

girls like that, right?


.... or should I just use a bar of Irish Spring?


what would you do?


also, should I brush my teeth before, during, or after showering?

what are the advantages of each?

Which will

Get the

Girls with

Your 17-inch arm

and your baby

and the woman you live with

does it make you restless?

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2013, 01:51:09 PM »
Which will

Get the

Girls with

Your 17-inch arm

and your baby

and the woman you live with

does it make you restless?

This. I was going to comment on the Anabolichalo'ishness of this post.

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2013, 01:59:43 PM »
Which will

Get the

Girls with

Your 17-inch arm

and your baby

and the woman you live with

does it make you restless?

well, I already have a girl (a few actually, just gotta figure out how to break the news to the other ones  :-\ )

my arms are 19... well, 18.75 now.. I've been slackin

my babies are mine... and stopped being babies many years ago...

and I kicked out the girl I live with a year ago this month...

... and I don't get restless till about 2am.


I was wondering which scent would convey an air of Alpha-ness to the people at AAA when I go and renew my registration.. I don't wanna stand in line, i'm thinking with the proper scent i'll just cut in front of everybody without issue.

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2013, 02:00:27 PM »
This. I was going to comment on the Anabolichalo'ishness of this post.

I think it was intentional ;)

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2013, 02:02:15 PM »
I think it was intentional ;)

Ahhh... It is entirely possible that I have Halo and Shizzo induced PTSD.

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2013, 02:08:28 PM »
I noticed the scent on the Old Spice only lasts 8hours.

is that 8 normal hours for a normal man?

what about a testosterone filled man? would that extend or decrease the scent-life?

the Right Guard lasts 15hours.

should I go re-shower and use the Right Guard?

would the scents combine to last 23hours? or maybe showering off the old spice would only remove half the scent and it'll last 19hours?

i'm so confused..

what would you do?

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2013, 02:12:50 PM »
if bodywash is anything like bodybuilding, then there are only questions but no answers

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2013, 02:15:43 PM »
 :D ;D

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2013, 02:21:40 PM »
I noticed the scent on the Old Spice only lasts 8hours.

is that 8 normal hours for a normal man?

what about a testosterone filled man? would that extend or decrease the scent-life?

the Right Guard lasts 15hours.

should I go re-shower and use the Right Guard?

would the scents combine to last 23hours? or maybe showering off the old spice would only remove half the scent and it'll last 19hours?

i'm so confused..

what would you do?

I use my Mennen Speed Stick deodorant ....as after shave.

And I draw....smiley faces on my chest with it.

I once had sexy time with a girl in a church pew...she smelled like pumpkin spice latte

My arms are smaller than 18.75, but were bigger when I was heavier

Farts always make me laugh

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2013, 02:22:42 PM »
:D ;D

arce1988 has Los Angeles Lakers pajamas (and robe and bedroom slippers).

True story.   ;D

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2013, 02:23:24 PM »
It doesn't matter what you choose.  We all know you're just going to use it to masturbate with.

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2013, 02:58:23 PM »
Well first you'll want to remove your tampon. ;D

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2013, 03:28:59 PM »
Well first you'll want to remove your tampon. ;D
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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2013, 05:11:59 PM »
Those body wash liquid soaps have way to much cheap smelling perfume in them. People can smell you before you come into a room.  What smells good in the bottle in the store makes you smell like a $10 dollar hooker on crack when you wash with it. I use a no scent soap and a no scent deodorant. If i want to smell like something I put on cologne.

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2013, 05:13:34 PM »
There are many terrible secrets to uncover here.

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2013, 05:16:36 PM »

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2013, 05:59:38 PM »
Idk.  What do you tell the man who knows everything?

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2013, 06:02:55 PM »
gayest thread since that wyhi about tbombz

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2013, 06:14:23 PM »
Those Old Spice and Irish Spring body washes are killer. You can use them to shave, wash your hair and it's all easy.

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2013, 06:17:22 PM »
Yes, I've always struggled with soap in bar form.

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Re: it's 130 and i need to shower... what scent of bodywash should i use?
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2013, 11:11:44 PM »
well, I decided not to reshower and stuck with the Old Spice Champion with Right Guard anti-p/deord.. I dunno the scent, it has a green cap and smells like a pina-colada.

then when I pulled into the parking lot, I noticed my transmission/motor whining... then I put it in park and got out to check for noises/leaks.. nothing... then I got back in and put it in reverse, but the car barely moved... then I put it in drive, and the car barely moved... then I turned off the key. restarted, and put it in gear and it was almost normal.


could my choice in bodywash have effected (or affected? I get'em confused) the transmission fluid level in my luxury Japanese flagship automobile? maybe the Japanese didn't anticipate such a Alpha-esq scent and my pheromones clogged up my transmission filter??

i'll run it by my mechanic tomorrow, see if what he thinks.