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Title: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 09:37:36 AM
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 09:41:14 AM
Well, for starters it makes you a total fucking badass. Keep your distance from him while he wears the mask.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 23, 2014, 09:43:12 AM
A bane mask, serious? or do you mean an oxygen mask ???
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: --- on January 23, 2014, 09:43:32 AM
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?
Without looking it up  a guess would be to restrict oxygen flow to the lungs.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 09:44:54 AM
If you can't afford a quality Bane mask you could make something like this.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-w3HF9tktBuI/UGj-8xrlBtI/AAAAAAAAAcg/ccCPswGeoz8/s1600/-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: --- on January 23, 2014, 09:45:21 AM
(http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/titleboxing/ETMSK2-sec.jpg)
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 09:46:56 AM
Under no circumstance should you crochet one.


(http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/15/64/0fd13caedfa635555a9b3ac4cda4e7b1-crocheted-bane-mask.jpg)
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 09:47:33 AM
A bane mask, serious? or do you mean an oxygen mask ???

I'm not sure. It looked exactly like a Bane face mask and he was involved in some crossfit type workout. Definitely a fella who takes his fitness seriously.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 23, 2014, 09:49:19 AM
(http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/titleboxing/ETMSK2-sec.jpg)

Getbig: almost every day I see/learn something new :D
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Wiggs on January 23, 2014, 09:49:31 AM
I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 09:50:46 AM
I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.

From the sounds of it you're lucky to still be alive.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 09:50:54 AM
I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.

This was literally the gayest thing I've ever seen in a gym before. I was embarrassed to be exercising in the same room.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 23, 2014, 09:51:44 AM
I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.
He got smoked on the down low.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 09:54:01 AM
This was literally the gayest thing I've ever seen in a gym before. I was embarrassed to be exercising in the same room.

How is it that gay and bodybuilding don't go together?
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 09:55:08 AM
How is it that gay and bodybuilding don't go together?

I don't understand. I think they go together like peas and carrots.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 23, 2014, 09:57:47 AM
I don't understand. I think they go together like peas and carrots.
Are you saying we must stay with a vegetarian diet?
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 10:05:09 AM
Are you saying we must stay with a vegetarian diet?

Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: galeniko on January 23, 2014, 10:19:22 AM
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?
its simple, that way cant take cocks in mouth.

Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: che on January 23, 2014, 10:22:20 AM
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?
Was he really  really  short and could not open a water bottle ?
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Nomad on January 23, 2014, 10:22:54 AM
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?

scare all the women away
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 10:25:19 AM
its simple, that way cant take cocks in mouth.



My hypothesis was that this apparatus was in some way cock related.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 10:34:11 AM
its simple, that way cant take cocks in mouth.



Probably the single most important piece of equipment you can have in the gym.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on January 23, 2014, 10:42:38 AM
I won't play coy, I've got one. Used it for the first time yesterday, and it's everything I expectedit to be. Used it during my leg workout, and did sprints outside in between sets. That thing is no joke with the current settings I have.  HOWEVER, it is loud as FUCK when you're gasping for air indoors. Since I was the only person in my workplace gym at the time it didn't matter...but I know for sure you'd get massive stares anywhere else.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: SamoanIrishman on January 23, 2014, 10:45:45 AM
I won't play coy, I've got one. Used it for the first time yesterday, and it's everything I expectedit to be. Used it during my leg workout, and did sprints outside in between sets. That thing is no joke with the current settings I have.  HOWEVER, it is loud as FUCK when you're gasping for air indoors. Since I was the only person in my workplace gym at the time it didn't matter...but I know for sure you'd get massive stares anywhere else.

We used them during rugby season but only during conditioning (long runs & sprint drills) and EVERYONE had one so you didn't look like a complete asshole....though we never could get them on without giggling a little on how stupid we all looked.

Unfortunately they work. Won top titles both those years.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 10:59:30 AM
I won't play coy, I've got one. Used it for the first time yesterday, and it's everything I expectedit to be. Used it during my leg workout, and did sprints outside in between sets. That thing is no joke with the current settings I have.  HOWEVER, it is loud as FUCK when you're gasping for air indoors. Since I was the only person in my workplace gym at the time it didn't matter...but I know for sure you'd get massive stares anywhere else.

How did your parents react when you told them you were gay? Were they supportive or are they more of the traditional values type?
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: TEH boob on January 23, 2014, 11:02:35 AM


Looool
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on January 23, 2014, 11:20:01 AM
How did your parents react when you told them you were gay? Were they supportive or are they more of the traditional values type?

About as supportive is your mother's breasts after I dropped my load on them. :-*
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 11:39:25 AM
About as supportive is your mother's breasts after I dropped my load on them. :-*

Touché!
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: wes on January 23, 2014, 12:04:33 PM
If anyone ever wears one in my presence,they shall receive quite a few of my patented most viscous headbutts repeatedly to the nose and forehead vicinity until said mask is covered in their blood.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Teutonic Knight on January 23, 2014, 12:49:13 PM
If you can't afford a quality Bane mask you could make something like this.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-w3HF9tktBuI/UGj-8xrlBtI/AAAAAAAAAcg/ccCPswGeoz8/s1600/-1.jpg)

Biker without bike  ;D
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Sophus on January 23, 2014, 01:42:59 PM
Just recently this "girl" ( 18 - 20 y.o. ) totally freaked out at the gym punching bag while I was doing some tricep pulldowns

She had a shaved head and a bane mask on punching and kicking that thing like crazy while angrily starring at people between the punching ( she was obviously doing some form of kickboxing or some shit, looked pretty skilled )

EVERYONE there was irritated haha

Father issues of peace
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Hulkotron on January 23, 2014, 01:43:30 PM
Should have delivered a Karaté chop to the dick.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Rascal full on January 23, 2014, 01:44:07 PM
If anyone ever wears one in my presence,they shall receive quite a few of my patented most viscous headbutts repeatedly to the nose and forehead vicinity until said mask is covered in their blood.

LOL
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 01:44:47 PM
Should have delivered a Karaté chop to the dick.

He would have shifted the cock to the side and the karate chop would have ended up being a stroke.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 04:30:39 PM
He would have shifted the cock to the side and the karate chop would have ended up being a stroke.

He would have known I meant business either way.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 23, 2014, 05:53:38 PM


Fucking lollllllllllll
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: g.m on January 23, 2014, 06:21:16 PM
How did your parents react when you told them you were gay? Were they supportive or are they more of the traditional values type?
...............................is the gaylord on your profile pic of you? if so how dare you accuse somebody else of being gay? that super small skin tight shirt is super gay my dude...
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 23, 2014, 07:09:34 PM
...............................is the gaylord on your profile pic of you? if so how dare you accuse somebody else of being gay? that super small skin tight shirt is super gay my dude...

You better watch what you say about Chi-Ro 2 Flexxx, buster.  I bought that shirt for him, and I think he looks very handsome in it
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: galeniko on January 23, 2014, 07:13:41 PM
Just recently this "girl" ( 18 - 20 y.o. ) totally freaked out at the gym punching bag while I was doing some tricep pulldowns

She had a shaved head and a bane mask on punching and kicking that thing like crazy while angrily starring at people between the punching ( she was obviously doing some form of kickboxing or some shit, looked pretty skilled )

EVERYONE there was irritated haha

Father issues of peace
man those moments need be captured on video,always have the phone at the ready, this is hilarious.

...............................is the gaylord on your profile pic of you? if so how dare you accuse somebody else of being gay? that super small skin tight shirt is super gay my dude...
yeah bro, that guy in his avatar is some throughout homo.my goodness,that shirt, it doesnt get any more sexualy questionable than that :P

but he looks good, gotta give it to the man
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 08:24:26 PM
...............................is the gaylord on your profile pic of you? if so how dare you accuse somebody else of being gay? that super small skin tight shirt is super gay my dude...

 ???

It's a very fashionable shirt. I've been to many clubs in it and brought home many whores whilst wearing this deep-V. Infact I believe your mother has stayed a night or two at the Chiro Flex Inn. She requested Late Checkout each time.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 23, 2014, 08:31:25 PM
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: latiuss on January 24, 2014, 03:32:17 AM
Deep vee necks. Lol yeah good one buddy.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: calfzilla on January 24, 2014, 03:39:15 AM
yeah bro, that guy in his avatar is some throughout homo.my goodness,that shirt, it doesnt get any more sexualy questionable than that

^ looks as though that fella is wishing for that cigarette to be a cock.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: galeniko on January 24, 2014, 05:09:34 AM
yeah bro, that guy in his avatar is some throughout homo.my goodness,that shirt, it doesnt get any more sexualy questionable than that

^ looks as though that fella is wishing for that cigarette to be a cock.
yeah looks like hes no stranger to fierce sucking on things :-\
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 24, 2014, 05:16:45 AM
yeah looks like hes no stranger to fierce sucking on things :-\

Clearly someone with a serious oral fixation
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Rambone on January 24, 2014, 05:21:03 AM
Are you sure it was a Bane mask? It sounds more like a Kane mask. Don't let him catch you staring at it or he'll choke slam you.



(http://wrestling-match.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/asdasd.jpg)
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 24, 2014, 05:25:01 AM
Are you sure it was a Bane mask? It sounds more like a Kane mask. Don't let him catch you staring at it or he'll choke slam you.

Ehhh....  C-
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: galeniko on January 24, 2014, 05:25:51 AM
Clearly someone with a serious oral fixation
haha yes chiro being brutaly railroaded and having an enforced coming out ;D
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: LurkerNoMore on January 24, 2014, 08:11:20 AM
It's a chastity belt for habitual cock suckers.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 24, 2014, 08:18:42 AM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/95/95a52393032e643e9817eda6d7485cc770865ea6929278386c8e723a6ca42adc.jpg)
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: g.m on January 24, 2014, 04:53:04 PM
???

It's a very fashionable shirt. I've been to many clubs in it and brought home many whores whilst wearing this deep-V. Infact I believe your mother has stayed a night or two at the Chiro Flex Inn. She requested Late Checkout each time.
...................really? you wear that gay shirt at clubs? why? you do realize you look like a pillowbiter right? what size is that badboy anyway? soooooooooooo gay.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 24, 2014, 05:04:17 PM
...................really? you wear that gay shirt at clubs? why? you do realize you look like a pillowbiter right? what size is that badboy anyway? soooooooooooo gay.

I bet you're the type of sissy who coughs when you smoke a cigarette, am I right?
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 24, 2014, 05:19:44 PM
???

It's a very fashionable shirt. I've been to many clubs in it and brought home many whores whilst wearing this deep-V. Infact I believe your mother has stayed a night or two at the Chiro Flex Inn. She requested Late Checkout each time.

Every T shirt that I wear socially is a V neck.

These small turds don't realize the effect because they don't have any muscles
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 24, 2014, 05:25:06 PM

What you got on standing calve raises man?
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 24, 2014, 05:46:20 PM
Every T shirt that I wear socially is a V neck.

These small turds don't realize the effect because they don't have any muscles

Fact.

If you have traps, like real traps, a crew neck just looks awkward. A v neck on a muscular guy will fit like a normal crew neck on a regular joe.

 8)
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: g.m on January 24, 2014, 09:09:05 PM
Fact.

If you have traps, like real traps, a crew neck just looks awkward. A v neck on a muscular guy will fit like a normal crew neck on a regular joe.

 8)
..........................................my traps are twice as big as yours and i dont need my little sisters shirt,a cigarette or roids to bag a female.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 24, 2014, 10:16:44 PM
..........................................my traps are twice as big as yours and i dont need my little sisters shirt,a cigarette or roids to bag a female.

Does your first name rhyme with "Schmrancis" by chance?
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: macos on January 24, 2014, 10:33:13 PM
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?

It turns the Beastmode up a notch higher and scares the wimps.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 24, 2014, 10:33:59 PM
It turns the Beastmode up a notch higher and scares the wimps.

Plausible theory noted.
Title: Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
Post by: macos on January 24, 2014, 10:38:34 PM
Plausible theory noted.

You can be sure to get laid in the locker room itself