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Title: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: The Spotmaker on September 05, 2017, 11:15:22 AM
Strong as bulls and as Alpha as they come,
These warriors will squat and bench tons of iron,
Then weep at a beautiful sunset,
They will suit up and close a multimillion dollar business deal,
Jump in a helicopter to attend a Fortune 500 meeting,
Then help out at a cat shelter,
They will steal the heart of every woman they meet,
As they flex and pose on the beach,
Standing relaxed in the grocery line, commanding the repect of everyone,
Then they will steal away into the woods to read poetry.
Bodybuilders are special people.
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: burnout666 on September 05, 2017, 11:20:36 AM
I dunno. I think this quote from an old eulogy to Andreas Munzer (RIP) summarized bodybuilders better than anything else I've read before or since.

As he became more successful, Andi moved to Munich, where he was known as one of the nicest men in a sport mostly populated by meatheads, narcissists, egoists, attention-seekers, overcompensators and the terminally aggrieved. It was a sport that demanded extremity, so it attracted extremists. Andi was no such thing.

Describes Lee, Piano, Wheeler, and so many others in the industry to a T.
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: Nether Animal on September 05, 2017, 11:24:07 AM
Hi Joon.
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: Darren Avey on September 05, 2017, 11:29:05 AM
Truly awesome first post. You forgot to add bodybuilders are automatically amazing fighters.
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: Grape Ape on September 05, 2017, 11:34:36 AM
The Spermdrinker with one of the worst debuts in history in this thread.
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: Simple Simon on September 05, 2017, 12:49:50 PM
"Bodybuilders are special needs people"


fixed
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: Deadpool on September 05, 2017, 01:19:56 PM
 
"Bodybuilders are special needs people"


fixed

 :D

Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: Matt on September 05, 2017, 01:22:40 PM
"Bodybuilders are special needs people"


fixed

Are you saying that some took the short bus to school?
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: Simple Simon on September 05, 2017, 02:28:43 PM
Are you saying that some took the short bus to school?
and to work....
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: TheAnimal on September 05, 2017, 02:58:47 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on September 05, 2017, 03:02:33 PM
Only spot you're making is on your boyfriends trampstamp
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: wes on September 05, 2017, 03:29:20 PM
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Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: burnout666 on September 05, 2017, 03:31:15 PM
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Think that's what this bodybuilder was thinking as he prepared to turn into muscular pancake on the pavement?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/famous-bodybuilder-sandro-hofer-dies-10030089 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/famous-bodybuilder-sandro-hofer-dies-10030089)
Title: Re: Bodybuilders Are Special People
Post by: burnout666 on September 05, 2017, 03:32:04 PM
Or this bodybuilder who threw his dog out of the window to its death for no reason a few years back; yep, special people.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037122/Bodybuilder-Milan-Rysa-hurls-Lil-Bad-Boy-dog-death-3rd-floor-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037122/Bodybuilder-Milan-Rysa-hurls-Lil-Bad-Boy-dog-death-3rd-floor-window.html)