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[DroppingPlates]

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names

[The Scott]

Don't know who most of those people are but it was still pretty funny! 

[DroppingPlates]

having a second laptop handy is always a good idea.  You never know when a true friend or loved one will pop in, and need to surf the web too.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I bet Jay uses one of those PC's for PornHub and the other one for Getbig.

[wes]

This thread is the shit FF....finally up to

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xxoxoooxxo

[DroppingPlates]

Quoted for WTF?!

http://www.ironaffinity.com/ifbb-pro-mike-morris-insulin-stories-pt-2-running-police/

[FitnessFrenzy]

no hair = no life

you can still post selfies with head cropped out on getbig

[FitnessFrenzy]

This thread is the shit FF....finally up to

page 30

xxoxoooxxo

I'm glad you like it Wes. Your latest pics are inspirational, even for a 20's something dude like me (no homo). 

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS


Breakfast:

20 egg Omelette
8 slices of Bacon
6 sausage links
3 cups of Oatmeal
4 bananas
3 oranges
2 protein shakes
6 pancakes
12 eggo waffles
1 cup of Aunt Jemima Syrup

Lunch:

2 steaks
8 baked potatoes


Dinner:

2 whole roasted chickens
1 atlantic salmon
3 heads of cabbage


The results were amazing!


BEFORE PIC:









AFTER PIC 3 Months later on the Go4It Diet

[galeniko]

hahahahahahaha


gay4it is sooo full of shit, hes 5foot and a razerblade tall and says eas 5k cal breakfast every day, hahaha, he deifes physical chemisrty

what a little turd he is.i love italian ppl in general, but that one cant be pure italian, somethigns wrong

[DroppingPlates]

Gh15 boarding is up,, and going up evry day,,  trut and only trut be told on msot pupular wensite in history,, dying bored getbig wish they can be like gh15,, wes is good pupil but too old for gh15 site ,, only yuong and best post on boarding now wes dying on boarding from jewish ron leader site,, filt tell lies but 9 out of top 10 olympia winners only use legit kigtrpina ,, nails grown so fast you can skrtch butt in a day,, getbig memburs only banned because they are filt and tell lies,, gh15 site is pure trut and bring cult of bodybuilding to its knees ,, IFBB scared of what is coming in 20014 ,,  Nasser tell lies and see what happened to pretty man with glasses, Derrick Anthony tell lies and see what happened ,, Uncle Philip tell lies and see what happened ,,  gh15 has eyes all over the world ,, tell lies and see,,  Paul Walker try to sell fake kigs to Vincent Deisel and see what happened to him ,, Rock Jhnson playing on thin ice and need to make public apology to Gh15 before he gets vsitit from top elfs ,,  only trut will set world on fire in new year


LIONESS OF JUDIAW

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FitnessFrenzy]

Though this important message should be spread:

AnabolicHalo,

I received your pictures.

Identity verified.

"1"

[FitnessFrenzy]

Back in the day when I had hair and teeth,and got more ass than a toilet seat,I would fuck,drop a load,and then wish I could unscrew my pecker like you would unscrew a light bulb,then screw on a replacement pecker so I could continue fucking.

Just sayin` ! 

[FitnessFrenzy]

first off disclaimer, this is not made up or exegareted, this is as it happened.

this serves no self glorifying purpose, this is to encourage the out of shapeos and the ones in shape to stay in shape.

this is also the sledgehammer answer to the thread where grown men ask themselves how to REACT to a womans behaviour when shes having a shit on you.this is how you do it, you mkae sure they come at you, you do not make 6page threads wondring about what you should do next to pleae a woman bc she left you confused and insecure,haha, a thread full of 2000word essays every post.

first things first, new years night where all the women want some,they drunk,they more open.you make sure to smell good and be dressed good.
this means, not ultra tight pulloever or tanktop, but just s somewhat tight tshirt with not too long sleeves, so the guns are discreetly visibel.

so i satnd there before the bar-club and smoke a cig, inside numerous, countless women who were with their "best-compromise-lest-evil"choice of "boyfrend" have already eye fucked me to a point where its embarassing for all involved.they act like someone who has seen lambo for forst time in person and is overwhlemed now knwoing where to look at and in what order.

no thinking about what should i do when she texts me this and that blabla.

ok, so standing outside, clandsetlinely, discretly, as if its coincidental, holding the abs tight and the arms slightly under contraction, now coming walking along 2 girls.
my senses can tell from afar they want some.
as they aproaching, i hear the one of them "dammn, look at him", so i put on the multi million dollar hollywood smile and say hapy new years.
they come straight at me and they go"Look at him, hes pure muscle"(they talking about me shreddedness, make note, they dont say hes big guy, they say hes allmuscle, you fat permabulker fucks).
and then they go on "so sexy"blbla and ask me if i will allow them to touch my arms.
i tell them go ahead.they do so,and procedd to touch my chest,and abs, through the tshirt.

they ask if im with the chippendales.i reply no, im better than them.

by now, a slight female crowd is gathering around the spot, observing whats happening,the air is bathedin the breath of salivating mouths, itchy vaginas,glazing eyes.they realize the better of the marlboro man is standing infront of them.the fantasy they use when lonely in bed rubbing their clits.

i keep my cool under the pressure, and now think is the moment for the following.

i ask them"perhaps you want see the abs"they say yes, so i lift the shirt, exposing rock hard chiseled midescetion.

now one standyier woman comes and asks if she can lick them, i say sure.

now estrogenig chain reaction breaks loose, they ask do you have facebook(nah i dont).

another comes and tells me her number loudly as very fisrt thing, haha as if id memorize it.

they know no holding back at this point, all the ladylike behaviour is thrown out of the window(so much for asking what to do when woman sends wierd texts, you do not overcomplicate things), my shirt is now in acute danger of being torn apart.

one of the girl lifts up her skirt and has nothing under it,just pantyhose and says look at my abs, putting my hnad on her crotch area

another on slips her hands from the abs right into my pants ,grabbing the penis.other says she wet as hell and asks me if i want a blowjob right there right now, evry crowded place, full of ppl,middle of the city

i tell them all to calm down, i love them all, but one at a time.

then i annonce my phone number and they get their phones out to memory my number, as if its a special moment at michael jackson concert-gig.they ask to take pics etc blabla,i let them.

i dont say i like one in particular, i tell them can "holla at me" any time, the lot of them.

the situation calms down after this, i pick one and go on to spent the rest of night celebrating new year eve with.

in conclusion, the mroal of the story is, when you have the look and bit charme, you get away with almost everything,right in their faces.
do not overthink what women might think or do next.let them come at you.
do not hink too much, better spend more time in the gym, less time eating.

then earn your reward at snipping with the fingers.

this isnt even the whole evening,this is just to get the pint across.

you got one life, sitting at home and saying its not worth the effort, forc feeding yourself with oreos, this is akin to thworing your life in the garbage bin, dont cinfuse this fattie behaivour with "enjoying life".all the french food conaisseurs are fat disgusting fucks who break out on sewat waterfalls as soon they start moving.its disgusting.

are the gym session great fun,where you blast the muscles into deel pain zone?hellno.its not a nice warm feeling, theres easier ways to spend the day.
are the cardio sessions where your lungs scream for air, where you heart feels like youre gonna shit or vomit it out fun?
is the burning feel in all fibres fun?hell no.

is the cardio boring.yes.

is eating mostly pale taste always more or less the same foods enjoyable?not really.

are the hunger attacks,the hunger bangs and the almost panick like hunger attacks to go through great fun?tyhey certainly arent.

theres more comfortbale things to do.but can all do them after the gym.you out of shape fatties have not any advantage in life comfortabilty,you just never bother to move at all.

is it worth it?

well if youre not a faggeet and like woman flying at you like flies to shit,then its all worth it.

cheers,happy new year to all.that said,stop the excuses and sedantery lifestyle.

lay the fork down once in a while, you risking to swallow it one day by accident or something

[FitnessFrenzy]

Don't worry BS I will be your wing buddy.  I will help you get Hides, hide.   

Love to be that magazine in the background.

[Big Chiro Flex]

 

[Thick Nick]

Noticed you commented on a picture with 2... Yes 2 orientals in it! See, I knew it!!

[wes]

I'm glad you like it Wes. Your latest pics are inspirational, even for a 20's something dude like me (no homo). 

Why thank you son. 

[Mr Nobody]

Musclecenter reading a bodybuilding mag in the back.

[DroppingPlates]

Musclecenter reading a bodybuilding mag in the back.

While sipping smoothies, he brings us the latest G&O about the pros.

[Big Chiro Flex]

Noticed you commented on a picture with 2... Yes 2 orientals in it! See, I knew it!!

I'm drawn to my people

[Shockwave]

hah, booty looking full downs in that pic.

[Mr Nobody]

While sipping smoothies, he brings us the latest G&O about the pros.

Yes two thumbs up.