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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1700 on: March 11, 2014, 03:32:43 AM »
Regarding CT Fletcher:

if you look up to this guy and get motivated by his videos, you are a peasant.  graduate from peasantry and you don't need to watch these silly clips.  just another liar.


i was just admiring the chocolate mountain of muscles

not ct, he's looking small


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1702 on: March 13, 2014, 03:41:06 AM »
Some people are secure/confident, and some aren't.   

Some people seriously worry nonstop about what haters think of them. 

I think Phil doesn't care what people think... he's the champ.  Shout his praises.  He earned it.  He's the best ever - He'd obviously give ronnie a run for his money. 

Phil posts pics of these spending sprees to inspire others to enter the profitable sport of pro bodybuilding.  Kids see a private jet with paid pro athlete, and they decide to join a gym and eat protein and take useful supplements.  He's just helping to grow the sport to higher levels every year.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1703 on: March 13, 2014, 10:04:54 AM »

At what age did you figure out bodybuilding is gay?
 ???

Are you a fan now simply because you have already invested many of your formative years in learning the names of the various athletes, and feel a mixture of disgust and nostalgia as you talk about it?

Sort of like a bad 80s hair band that you rocked out to and yet nobody will cop to it.

Is Heath an excuse to get out now before its too late.

Warrant
White Snake
Ratt
Etc

All wider than Heath





i saw a video of body builders walking into the audience to pose

the camera swung to the audience which was full of men in tight t shirts looking very embarrassed

as oiled up men stuck their glutes in their faces

it crossed my mind at that point that it could be considered slightly homo



this is one of the gayest displays ever

i cringe when i see it

bb is so fucking gay

but the muscles are spectacular, they should find a les gay of presenting them

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« Reply #1704 on: March 13, 2014, 11:50:14 PM »
I attended the 2007 New York Pro. I saw and met Kai Greene. I saw him pose on stage. I was 2nd row from the front. I saw him shake his buttocks. I think some of his sweat dripped off of him and flew on me. I was forever changed.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1705 on: March 14, 2014, 08:37:00 AM »

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« Reply #1706 on: March 14, 2014, 12:11:15 PM »
It’s Getbig, And That's The Way It Is

Tbombz in his car tryin' to make ends meet
Anal recidivist, lick, stroke, and repeat
Doesn't want a job, he'd rather HIV on the street
It's Getbig (what?), and that's the way it is

We say that Tren will end all your woes
You'll wake up sweaty, but impress bros and da hoes
It's all fake-ass shit, like Booty's tits and nose
It's Getbig (what?), and that's the way it is

One thing I know is that Coach is real short
He worked out with Rory, and makes a living through sport
He hates Obama, but lacks a coherent thought
It's Getbig (what?), and that's the way it is

Cswol droppin' pounds religiously
Partial-reppin' wigger of humanity
Forget that he's a fuckcakin' anomaly
It's Getbig (what?) and that's the way it is

Trolling is the word around this place
With Hebrews droppin' theories from outer space
We all know that Whitey is the number one race
Because it's Getbig (what?) and that's the way it is

Huh!

It's Getbig, and that's the way it is
You know it's Getbig, and that's the way it is
Because it's Getbig, and that's the way it is





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1708 on: March 15, 2014, 12:18:47 AM »




When choosing a tshirt, do you pick up your size and then subtract 2? lol

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1709 on: March 15, 2014, 01:29:51 AM »
Ok TA, accopella, first take, so be easy on me   








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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1710 on: March 15, 2014, 01:32:59 AM »
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« Reply #1711 on: March 15, 2014, 01:33:36 AM »
Marcel responds to himself:





ROFL

One of the two funniest fuckers on getbig.... Kwon is the other

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« Reply #1712 on: March 15, 2014, 02:20:44 AM »
   
It's official: Cswol turned hebrew





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1713 on: March 15, 2014, 06:22:23 AM »
not funny, but food for thought:

hahahahahhaha brilliant


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1715 on: March 16, 2014, 06:09:13 AM »
Summersplash, X-Jam (those are the "Spring Breaks" of Europe), Tomorrowland (biggest music festival on planet earth, 360.000 people this year - sold out within 1 hour).

Guetta or Tiesto get up to 250.000 per gig, and Avicii is in their league now too.

I mean look at the crowds they play, that's simply unbelieveable:





all that money and still small

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1716 on: March 16, 2014, 07:45:43 AM »
Still waiting for Xfactor's expert opinion on the latest news.Maybe he's busy at work seeking out those late tps reports.



I am still here. Unfortunately I have one of those things called a life and a job, which we know you do not and don't try and debate other wise or post your fake photo etc..

Now at this point I can say I was probably wrong in my first assumption of a crash in the ocean. I admit that 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1718 on: March 16, 2014, 02:34:14 PM »
Went to a gay club last night

So last night I went to a gay club with a chick and her gay roommate, and we started dancing on the floor but it was packed and  all these gay dudes where rubbing up against me, I wanted to stop dancing but she would not let me bail, when I took her home later on that night I banged her hard trying to ungay the night but having anal sex with her did not help.  :-\

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« Reply #1719 on: March 17, 2014, 01:27:28 AM »
i went for a drink with her today

groped her tits (they are tiny)

and slipped my fingers into her extremely short cut off jeans, i think i touched her pussy lips because my finger smell like pussy


she said she is a virgin

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1720 on: March 17, 2014, 03:22:57 AM »

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« Reply #1721 on: March 17, 2014, 02:04:26 PM »
For some reason women love doing this.  I'd never ask for it, but I met this one chick in her mid 40's.  Total slut.  I was drunk as fuck and I saw her big fake tits and just asked her point blank "I want to feel your tits"  She said yes, I started squeezing, before you knew it we were cabbing it to her place.  I pull off my pants and she burries her face  in my ass and starts licking my crack.  I was violated but I let her do it.  Not sure why she wanted to lick my butthole so bad.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1722 on: March 17, 2014, 02:09:11 PM »
Research Update

Recently, the scientific community became aware of a case in which the patient's swoliosis was cured in its entirety through proper exercise, dieting, and the cessation of massive bloat-inducing compounds. This is exciting news for both the medical community and the population at large: we now know that swoliosis is curable through healthy living and not simply the draining of massive amounts of oil from one's arms.

A patient in full remission from the disastrous effects of swoliosis. Swoliosis was hitherto thought to be a chronic condition akin to diabetes, curable only via the drastic measure of surgically draining one's oil reserves.












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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1723 on: March 17, 2014, 04:01:21 PM »
That jay picture man, lol.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1724 on: March 18, 2014, 08:56:38 PM »