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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2925 on: November 11, 2014, 01:10:23 AM »
from early 1980s :)




Quite the stud mr musclecenter! and also killed some imperialist soldiers out of vietnam, Respect! he should step in getbig mount olympus next to tito and suckmyuscle



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2926 on: November 11, 2014, 12:37:00 PM »
Re: Getbig, do I have a shot at this chick from down my street?

Some of you MAY remember one time i tell a story about baby mama making a new friend (back when we was still peas and carots), a woman from her tribe that lives down the street


i told you guys how this woman tingled all my senses,

-fine
-chocolate
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-small waist
-round natural tits
-slim arm and legs
-round but small ass


so i find out she and baby mama have a falling out, permanently it seems


today i muster all my courage, just walk up to her house, ring the bell

she invites me in

i make her laugh a lot

she serves me african food and beer

she has a 2 year old niglet running around, she broke up with father

now i wonder

do i have a shot with this woman

i mean she mentioned she cannot get a man because of her baby needing too much attention

but somehow these women still crave affection and sexual relief, no?



Be real friendly to her kid, make him like you.  Once he starts asking his mom "where is anabolichalo?", you'll have 24/7 access to this vagina.



he already comes running at me and i lift him up


real social kid

could be the next coleman



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2927 on: November 12, 2014, 08:33:23 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2928 on: November 12, 2014, 08:35:34 AM »
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I imagined this cologne to be a little cloudier.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2929 on: November 12, 2014, 09:08:29 AM »
Re: Old school Mugshots (from the 1920s)

Hahahaha! 8)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2930 on: November 12, 2014, 09:18:54 AM »
Re: For Jason Genova fans.

Non-stop clip of him walking and flexing




I believe his ILS is terminal.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2931 on: November 12, 2014, 09:27:00 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2933 on: November 12, 2014, 02:59:19 PM »
Re: which of these 2 t shirt should i wear to night club tonite? (to get the women)

dont you have real life friends?

real life people dont come close to anonymous posters on getbig

getbig is the truth

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2934 on: November 13, 2014, 09:50:35 AM »

I know a bloke, hes average looking, a bit like harry potter except 6ft 4 tall. He has no money, does low end security in pubs and schools, no education. He fucks loads of good looking women half his age even banged a few celebs.



A tall, good looking, poor man will attract pretty women.

A fat, bald, ugly, small cock rich man will attract pretty women.

A fat, ugly, rich women will attract no one.



A tall, good looking, poor man will attract pretty women.

A fat, bald, ugly, small cock rich man will attract pretty women.

A fat, ugly, rich women will attract no one. Dennis Wolf

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2935 on: November 13, 2014, 10:44:44 AM »
Re: What did you eat yesterday?

1 scoop of protein, banana and milk

Salad with grilled chicken, beets, corn, cheddar cheese, feta, pepper and balsamic vinegar

Sausage with brown rice and mushrooms

1 scoop or protein, banana and milk

4-5 egg whites (before bed)




was it 4 or 5 liar?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2936 on: November 13, 2014, 10:52:43 AM »
Re: What college whores think of Jay Cutler

I think a lot of them are lying to themselves.







the blonde guessed the weight perfectly  (250-260)

the homo camera man is clueless (270-300)

this is all fucking bullshit, it's like asking a young girl in front of her father if she would date a black man with enormous cock size

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2937 on: November 13, 2014, 11:10:23 AM »
Re: What did you eat yesterday?




haha lol, i meant that i was going to eat egg whites before bedtime but it was not bedtime yet. was unsure if i would have 4 or 5.  :)
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2938 on: November 13, 2014, 03:12:00 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2939 on: November 14, 2014, 06:28:22 AM »
This thread should be moved to the lounge or an alphabet board. It's just facebook stalker posting his acne scarred buddy Ironmeister's tired old photoshops of tbombz's ass.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2940 on: November 14, 2014, 07:11:08 AM »
This thread should be moved to the lounge or an alphabet board. It's just facebook stalker posting his acne scarred buddy Ironmeister's tired old photoshops of tbombz's ass.

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Almost none of the best quotes are on here.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2941 on: November 14, 2014, 07:59:25 AM »
Yeah this thread sucks and has sucked for a long time, sorry FF.  We all like IronMeister's work but really don't need a special thread duplicating all of it.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2942 on: November 14, 2014, 08:02:55 AM »
Yeah this thread sucks and has sucked for a long time, sorry FF.  We all like IronMeister's work but really don't need a special thread duplicating all of it.

Great post.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2943 on: November 14, 2014, 08:08:25 AM »
Delete every last thing concerning aidsbombz and the thread will be ok, fagbombz is a disgusting sack of shit and should never be put on show like this

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2944 on: November 14, 2014, 08:13:47 AM »
Delete every last thing concerning aidsbombz and the thread will be ok, fagbombz is a disgusting sack of shit and should never be put on show like this

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2945 on: November 14, 2014, 09:41:52 AM »
no more tbombz stuff in this thread from me. I promise.

Impossible! :D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2946 on: November 14, 2014, 10:12:29 AM »
fucken cupcakers!... >:( >:( >:(


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2947 on: November 14, 2014, 10:25:45 AM »
well, I don't want to be the new halo or Junior. I want to contribute positively and constructively to Getbig.

If people don't like my stuff, then I will stop doing it.  :)

I click on this thread when it pops up. If those faggets don't like it they don't need to click on it. I'm going to go fuck their moms.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2948 on: November 14, 2014, 11:05:47 AM »


The point in relation to now is that he is a changed man. However, he might have become religiously fanatic, but he tries to live on a clean and honest path now, and we should not keep throwing the dirt of the past in his face then.

As long as I can keep doing Kai Greene jokes I'm good.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2949 on: November 14, 2014, 03:15:57 PM »
Re: Drunk Girl In Public - how would you react?

I was heading to my car after the club and this hottie drunk chick walks up to me and starts in her slobbery speech starts talking about nonsense.  I felt bad for her and offered her a ride home.  I asked her address and she just said to take out her license from her purse because she can't remember it.  I get the address and put her in the passenger seat.  I'm driving her home and she leans over and starts rubbing my cock.  I push her back but then she does it again.  I had no bad intentions, then BOOM, hard on, then all goof intentions fly out the window.  Funny how once you get hard your brain turns off.  She unzips me and starts sucking on my cock, then a couple minutes she just stops.  I budge her and she is lifeless.  Bitch passed out with my cock in her mouth.  I'm freaking out thinking she died.  I pulled over and shook her and eventually she makes some noises.  I take her to her place and carry her to the front door and just laid her there then took the fuck off.

Hate drunk bitches.