Author Topic: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks (Read 12216 times)

Big Chiro Flex · « **on:** January 23, 2014, 09:37:36 AM »

While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?

Knooger · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:41:14 AM »

Well, for starters it makes you a total fucking badass. Keep your distance from him while he wears the mask.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:43:12 AM »

A bane mask, serious? or do you mean an oxygen mask

--- · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:43:32 AM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 09:37:36 AM

While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?

Without looking it up a guess would be to restrict oxygen flow to the lungs.

Knooger · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:44:54 AM »

If you can't afford a quality Bane mask you could make something like this.

--- · « **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:45:21 AM »

Knooger · « **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:46:56 AM »

Under no circumstance should you crochet one.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:47:33 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on January 23, 2014, 09:43:12 AM

A bane mask, serious? or do you mean an oxygen mask

I'm not sure. It looked exactly like a Bane face mask and he was involved in some crossfit type workout. Definitely a fella who takes his fitness seriously.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:49:19 AM »

Quote from: --- on January 23, 2014, 09:45:21 AM

Getbig: almost every day I see/learn something new

Wiggs · « **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:49:31 AM »

I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.

Knooger · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:50:46 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 23, 2014, 09:49:31 AM

I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.

From the sounds of it you're lucky to still be alive.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:50:54 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 23, 2014, 09:49:31 AM

I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.

This was literally the gayest thing I've ever seen in a gym before. I was embarrassed to be exercising in the same room.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:51:44 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 23, 2014, 09:49:31 AM

I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.

He got smoked on the down low.

Knooger · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:54:01 AM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 09:50:54 AM

This was literally the gayest thing I've ever seen in a gym before. I was embarrassed to be exercising in the same room.

How is it that gay and bodybuilding don't go together?

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:55:08 AM »

Quote from: Knooger on January 23, 2014, 09:54:01 AM

How is it that gay and bodybuilding don't go together?

I don't understand. I think they go together like peas and carrots.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:57:47 AM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 09:55:08 AM

I don't understand. I think they go together like peas and carrots.

Are you saying we must stay with a vegetarian diet?

Knooger · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:05:09 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on January 23, 2014, 09:57:47 AM

Are you saying we must stay with a vegetarian diet?

galeniko · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:19:22 AM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 09:37:36 AM

While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?

its simple, that way cant take cocks in mouth.

che · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:22:20 AM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 09:37:36 AM

While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?

Was he really really short and could not open a water bottle ?

Nomad · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:22:54 AM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 23, 2014, 09:37:36 AM

While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?

scare all the women away

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:25:19 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on January 23, 2014, 10:19:22 AM

its simple, that way cant take cocks in mouth.

My hypothesis was that this apparatus was in some way cock related.

Knooger · « **Reply #21 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:34:11 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on January 23, 2014, 10:19:22 AM

its simple, that way cant take cocks in mouth.

Probably the single most important piece of equipment you can have in the gym.

Trapper_Slapper · « **Reply #22 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:42:38 AM »

I won't play coy, I've got one. Used it for the first time yesterday, and it's everything I expectedit to be. Used it during my leg workout, and did sprints outside in between sets. That thing is no joke with the current settings I have. HOWEVER, it is loud as FUCK when you're gasping for air indoors. Since I was the only person in my workplace gym at the time it didn't matter...but I know for sure you'd get massive stares anywhere else.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #23 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:45:45 AM »

Quote from: Trapper_Slapper on January 23, 2014, 10:42:38 AM

I won't play coy, I've got one. Used it for the first time yesterday, and it's everything I expectedit to be. Used it during my leg workout, and did sprints outside in between sets. That thing is no joke with the current settings I have. HOWEVER, it is loud as FUCK when you're gasping for air indoors. Since I was the only person in my workplace gym at the time it didn't matter...but I know for sure you'd get massive stares anywhere else.

We used them during rugby season but only during conditioning (long runs & sprint drills) and EVERYONE had one so you didn't look like a complete asshole....though we never could get them on without giggling a little on how stupid we all looked.

Unfortunately they work. Won top titles both those years.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #24 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:59:30 AM »

Quote from: Trapper_Slapper on January 23, 2014, 10:42:38 AM

I won't play coy, I've got one. Used it for the first time yesterday, and it's everything I expectedit to be. Used it during my leg workout, and did sprints outside in between sets. That thing is no joke with the current settings I have. HOWEVER, it is loud as FUCK when you're gasping for air indoors. Since I was the only person in my workplace gym at the time it didn't matter...but I know for sure you'd get massive stares anywhere else.

How did your parents react when you told them you were gay? Were they supportive or are they more of the traditional values type?