Author Topic: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him... (Read 6581 times)

bigmc · « **Reply #25 on:** March 05, 2014, 05:16:23 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 05:13:57 AM

carnally sods bums

Mardigra's top son

trumps full of come

Papper · « **Reply #26 on:** March 05, 2014, 05:26:15 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 05:09:08 AM

Pipe down Japseyelust

tone down the shared gay hysteria then

StreetSoldier4U · « **Reply #27 on:** March 05, 2014, 05:26:56 AM »

Army of one may be gay but he sure as hell isn't a bottom.

BigCyp · « **Reply #28 on:** March 05, 2014, 05:31:26 AM »

Quote from: Papyrus on March 05, 2014, 05:26:15 AM

tone down the shared gay hysteria then

Sorry bro, I didn't realise we had any 'diverse' members in the thread

Papper · « **Reply #29 on:** March 05, 2014, 05:59:24 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 05:31:26 AM

Sorry bro, I didn't realise we had any 'diverse' members in the thread

Too busy loggin in and out of your Bigmc account eh?

BigCyp · « **Reply #30 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:03:07 AM »

Quote from: Papyrus on March 05, 2014, 05:59:24 AM

Too busy loggin in and out of your Bigmc account eh?

bigcyp is my wingman

I wish I had his lyrics

bigmc · « **Reply #31 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:07:41 AM »

Quote from: Papyrus on March 05, 2014, 05:59:24 AM

Too busy loggin in and out of your Bigmc account eh?

cyp and I can never be in the same place at once

women would faint men would tremble

equilibrium would be destroyed by our combined magnificence

BigCyp · « **Reply #32 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:10:48 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 06:07:41 AM

cyp and I can never be in the same place at once

women would faint men would tremble

equilibrium would be destroyed by our combined magnificence

Yes Bigmc, when Areatha Franklin sang 'Aint no mountain high enough' she didn't know about men like us

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #33 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:17:00 AM »

Amen To Cum is not gay. He just trains for professional hot dog eating contests but does not swallow.

BigCyp · « **Reply #34 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:19:18 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 05, 2014, 06:17:00 AM

Amen To Cum is not gay. He just trains for professional hot dog eating contests but does not swallow.

Hahaha Amen to cum

Yes Sev, Aunty sausage bum isn't gay he's just doing a 10 year long empathy exercise to better understand womens attitude towards cocks and oral sex

Hulkotron · « **Reply #35 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:21:36 AM »

"Amen to cum" hahaha that's an instant classic by Big Sev

bigmc · « **Reply #36 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:23:31 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 05, 2014, 06:17:00 AM

Amen To Cum is not gay. He just trains for professional hot dog eating contests but does not swallow.

BigCyp · « **Reply #37 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:27:31 AM »

Ratio of heavyweights to twinks severely top heavy in this thread

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #38 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:30:16 AM »

AnallyUndone has been furious of late as his searches for 'massive missiles ready to penetrate and deliver their explosive loads' now only lead to pictures of SS-25's in light of the Ukraine crisis.

BigCyp · « **Reply #39 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:32:58 AM »

simplynotfunny balancing the scales with that post

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #40 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:33:11 AM »

Look, I know we like to joke around and make fun of him and gay this gay that, but truth be told he had a recent wake up call when he went in for a routine medical check up. The doctor simply asked him to tone down his lifestyle choices whatever that means.

He just kept going on "Doctor, it's not what you think bla bla.."

Knooger · « **Reply #41 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:47:06 AM »

I don't think Anus of Fun is gay because he didn't swallow when I came in his mouth.

bigmc · « **Reply #42 on:** March 05, 2014, 07:08:13 AM »

why is my gimmick big cyp upset at bukakefacts obscene

speak on this brother

BigCyp · « **Reply #43 on:** March 05, 2014, 07:15:48 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 07:08:13 AM

why is my gimmick big cyp upset at bukakefacts obscene

speak on this brother

barebacksinceteens is a good guy but I feel his post quality is suffering lately.

bigmc · « **Reply #44 on:** March 05, 2014, 07:24:06 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 07:15:48 AM

barebacksinceteens is a good guy but I feel his post quality is suffering lately.

I hadn't noticed that onlyplayswithpeens was letting second rate material infect our threads

I will keep an eye on him

Hulkotron · « **Reply #45 on:** March 05, 2014, 07:26:21 AM »

I'm dying here hahaha

BigCyp · « **Reply #46 on:** March 05, 2014, 07:30:23 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 07:24:06 AM

I hadn't noticed that onlyplayswithpeens was letting second rate material infect our threads

I will keep an eye on him

Much appreciated bigmc, you can't give sub elite posters like binbagforasscheeks too much acceptance

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #47 on:** March 05, 2014, 07:36:43 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 07:24:06 AM

I hadn't noticed that onlyplayswithpeens was letting second rate material infect our threads

I will keep an eye on him

BigCyst is the only person who seems to think this.

Then again, we're talking about somebody who thinks there's earnings potential in writing resumes and that the creator of the universe cares that he saved himself (oh brother) for a single woman on the basis of Bronze Age myths, so we shouldn't be too harsh. There are obvious cognitive limitations in place here.

Army of One · « **Reply #48 on:** March 05, 2014, 07:39:24 AM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on March 05, 2014, 07:36:43 AM

BigCyst is the only person who seems to think this.

Then again, we're talking about somebody who thinks there's earnings potential in writing resumes and that the creator of the universe cares that he saved himself (oh brother) for a single woman on the basis of Bronze Age myths, so we shouldn't be too harsh. There are obvious cognitive limitations in place here.

If BigCyp wants to spend his days writing poems, preparing recipes for musclebound men on forums and waiting til his wedding day to explore his wifes vagina, then who are we to judge

BigCyp · « **Reply #49 on:** March 05, 2014, 07:43:06 AM »

Couple of gays holding onto eachother for warmth while the titanic sinks in this thread