Author Topic: Colonizing Mars: starting in 2024 (Read 9742 times)

Royalty · « **on:** February 17, 2015, 03:37:38 PM »

100 finalists selected to go to Mars (no coming back!). Marty Champions are you one of the lucky 100?

http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/17/tech/mars-one-final-100/index.html

BigRo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:38:46 PM »

ridiculous idea why would we want to live on that barren planet.

and how will they get through the van alan belt?

Archer77 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:40:27 PM »

Better yet lets make a list of getbiggers we should send to Mars to never come back.

Erik C · « **Reply #3 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:40:49 PM »

I have an enormous list of people who should be sent to Mars.

Nails · « **Reply #4 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:42:48 PM »

No thanks, will bring my bench press down to 117 pounds cant do it

King Shizzo · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:44:04 PM »

Getbiggers have been going to Uranus for years.......

BigRo · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:49:31 PM »

Shizzo is the presiding Deity of Uranus

Knooger · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:49:55 PM »

I'd need Internet pornography if I was going to go.

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #8 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:52:18 PM »

Good. It's an important step.

Nails · « **Reply #9 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:54:39 PM »

i hope they don't send any jews or muslims

Archer77 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:59:17 PM »

Primemuscles anus is like black hole. Young men fall in and can never escape.

Competitor 9 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:05:50 PM »

Quote from: Nails on February 17, 2015, 03:54:39 PM

i hope they don't send any jews or muslims

Hahaha then I would go

240 is Back · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:40:33 PM »

what is the gravity like on Mars?

I mean, if I can legit bench press 700 pounds there, I'm signing the fcck up.

_aj_ · « **Reply #13 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:41:28 PM »

Imagine the lag getting xvideo.com to load from Mars. Forget it.

Howard · « **Reply #14 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:42:55 PM »

Quote from: Archer77 on February 17, 2015, 03:40:27 PM

Better yet lets make a list of getbiggers we should send to Mars to never come back.

Top of the list = True Adonis * * I always suspected he was an alien.

Archer77 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:44:27 PM »

Quote from: Howard on February 17, 2015, 04:42:55 PM

Top of the list = True Adonis * * I always suspected he was an alien.

It's the ears.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:48:04 PM »

So people debate if we ever actually landed on the moon, but now we can colonize Mars?

They are going to collect all of that down payment money, and people will be lucky enough to have their eyes bug out like Arnold in Total Recall.

_aj_ · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:50:29 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on February 17, 2015, 04:48:04 PM

So people debate if we ever actually landed on the moon, but now we can colonize Mars?

They are going to collect all of that down payment money, and people will be lucky enough to have their eyes bug out like Arnold in Total Recall.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:55:24 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on February 17, 2015, 04:50:29 PM

Thanks for the visual reference broski.

Archer77 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:59:11 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on February 17, 2015, 04:48:04 PM

So people debate if we ever actually landed on the moon, but now we can colonize Mars?

They are going to collect all of that down payment money, and people will be lucky enough to have their eyes bug out like Arnold in Total Recall.

They have it all figured out. They know how they will produce oxygen and fuel. Habitat and supplies will be sent in advance.

Knooger · « **Reply #20 on:** February 17, 2015, 05:15:03 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 17, 2015, 04:40:33 PM

what is the gravity like on Mars?

I mean, if I can legit bench press 700 pounds there, I'm signing the fcck up.

38% gravity, so I think you divide your max by .38

268 here would be a little over 700 there.

240 is Back · « **Reply #21 on:** February 17, 2015, 05:31:08 PM »

Quote from: Knooger on February 17, 2015, 05:15:03 PM

38% gravity, so I think you divide your max by .38

268 here would be a little over 700 there.

therefore I would go from being a 190 pound twink to a 500 pound beast?

Those fine ass martian hoes will be lining up for me.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2015, 05:33:04 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 17, 2015, 05:31:08 PM

therefore I would go from being a 190 pound twink to a 500 pound beast?

Those fine ass martian hoes will be lining up for me.

Will the 150 feet!!!!!!!! thing still apply?

Archer77 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2015, 05:41:36 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 17, 2015, 05:31:08 PM

therefore I would go from being a 190 pound twink to a 500 pound beast?

Those fine ass martian hoes will be lining up for me.

You would actually appear to weigh less not more.

orion · « **Reply #24 on:** February 17, 2015, 05:42:40 PM »

People on this list will be collecting social security by the time this takes off. Don't see this happening for another fifty years. And if a disaster happens... The cost will be so enormous I can't see it happening. In twenty four years what will the political climate be? More likely WWIII will happen than this.