From another forum I read---hilarious

[HTexan]

He says "no woman in my life"..........and you ask him if he's married? WTF? 

I lold---its from pocketfives, a poker forum I am on

So I am doing some electrical work in my garage and needed a couple new outlets for some tools I just got.  I was up in the attic of my garage trying to drill and fish some wires into the wall and go down almost 12 feet.  To make it worse the space in between the studs where I want this outlet is only 6 inches wide and filled with insulation.

So I did all I could in the attic and prayed that when I made it out to the garage I would see a wire sitting there.  Bingo I nailed it.  I got so excited I grabbed the phone out of my pocket and called my wife (I had described the degree of difficulty of my project before she left for work).

Her- Hello.

Me-  Hey I ran that wire and it came out just where I wanted.

Her- Oh nice.

Me-  Hell yeah it was nice.  I wasn't sure it was going to make it.  It's like hitting a two outer on the river.

Her-  Umm Ok great.

Me-  I so pumped right now I think I'm going to go rub one out before I have to pick up the kid at preschool.

Then the phone hung up.

She calls me back about ten minutes later and says she was having a staff meeting in her office and she thought I was one of the associates so she automaticaly put me on speaker phone.  She is so pissed.

Ding, wanna get away?

[chaos]

He's quoting from the site he was on, it's not his personal post.

Can someone translate that to ebonics for "HTexan"?

[avesher]

He's quoting from the site he was on, it's not his personal post.

Can someone translate that to ebonics for "HTexan"?

Im stunned he couldnt figure that out

[Canadian_Muscle]

lol... epic comprehension skills

[HTexan]

He's quoting from the site he was on, it's not his personal post.

Can someone translate that to ebonics for "HTexan"?

fuck you i not black

anyway, lol my bad

[Rearden Metal]

I lold---its from pocketfives, a poker forum I am on

So I am doing some electrical work in my garage and needed a couple new outlets for some tools I just got.  I was up in the attic of my garage trying to drill and fish some wires into the wall and go down almost 12 feet.  To make it worse the space in between the studs where I want this outlet is only 6 inches wide and filled with insulation.

So I did all I could in the attic and prayed that when I made it out to the garage I would see a wire sitting there.  Bingo I nailed it.  I got so excited I grabbed the phone out of my pocket and called my wife (I had described the degree of difficulty of my project before she left for work).

Her- Hello.

Me-  Hey I ran that wire and it came out just where I wanted.

Her- Oh nice.

Me-  Hell yeah it was nice.  I wasn't sure it was going to make it.  It's like hitting a two outer on the river.

Her-  Umm Ok great.

Me-  I so pumped right now I think I'm going to go rub one out before I have to pick up the kid at preschool.

Then the phone hung up.

She calls me back about ten minutes later and says she was having a staff meeting in her office and she thought I was one of the associates so she automaticaly put me on speaker phone.  She is so pissed.

Ding, wanna get away?

P-5's sux, 2 + 2 FTW!!!

[chaos]

P-5's sux, 2 + 2 FTW!!!

*69 is where it's at, the rest are imitators!!

[TechnoViking]

a man role, set by nature, is to provide. Would you disagree? Yes, MOST women feel that a man that doesn't have a job is a loser.

So i take it you live by all rules of nature...Because if you did, then a women's feelings wouldn't mean dick...And marriage for sure would be out of the question...

By the way, in the lion kingdom, the male's women are the ones who go hunting...And the male bangs them all...He just has to sit and look pretty and fight off the rouge Lions that come his way...

[chaos]

So i take it you live by all rules of nature...Because if you did, then a women's feelings wouldn't mean dick...And marriage for sure would be out of the question...

By the way, in the lion kingdom, the male's women are the ones who go hunting...And the male bangs them all...He just has to sit and look pretty and fight off the rouge Lions that come his way...

You're getting off base here, the real question is............


Why the fuck aren't you dancing?

[pjaffe]

Seems like there are a lot of 2p2ers on here...rearden I know you are a high stakes LHE player.  Avesher what limits/games do you play?

[CAPTAIN INSANO]

STFU homo.

epic come back gaos

[avesher]

Seems like there are a lot of 2p2ers on here...rearden I know you are a high stakes LHE player.  Avesher what limits/games do you play?

I play mtt's and sng's only--my cash game is barf

[chaos]

epic come back gaos

Settle down before AXA beats your ass.

[Rearden Metal]

Seems like there are a lot of 2p2ers on here...rearden I know you are a high stakes LHE player.  Avesher what limits/games do you play?

I'm actually a HU NLHE specialist online and play full ring live. I've never really played much LHE but I do play Stud Hi, Omaha Hi-Lo (L & PL) and HORSE on occasion.

[pjaffe]

I'm actually a HU NLHE specialist online and play full ring live. I've never really played much LHE but I do play Stud Hi, Omaha Hi-Lo (L & PL) and HORSE on occasion.

So you aren't the Rearden Metal who plays 500/1k LHE on FTP?

[Rearden Metal]

I play mtt's and sng's only--my cash game is barf

Do you play on Stars or Full Tilt? S/N?

[TechnoViking]

You're getting off base here, the real question is............


Why the fuck aren't you dancing?

I don't dance...Music dances to me