"Bro - I was in the office at 7 am today and still going. I had a small claims trial, dealt with my girl, crazy russians in brooklyn I am chasing down for about 65k, another client owed 290k in manhattan, a painting guy who got fucked out of 225k by a thieving GC, and last but not least, this little fag boy Nicky."
take a break from being a lawyer and check out this Obama guy.
He'll give your collections business a bailout. He'll hook you up with free health care pretty soon too! And you'll never run out of toilet paper again. Turns out your wallet will soon provide a handy refill when the Charmin runs low.