Call immigration, problem solved.
Time for you to spend some time at the "Y" to make up for it....
Calvin, she can't hold you responsible.....I'm sure your mental faculties were impaired by some alcohol on the last birthday, right?
Won't fly with her....she's not human! she can go drink for drink with me,and she drinks tequila :o
Just do something good this weekend and play it off like you had planned it all along but now she "ruined" the surprise......
Translated = this is going to cost a lot of $$$ to fix.
Yes,buttering her up is on the menu.
....I texted her twice today and she didn't respond.....she's starting to piss me off >:(
Diamonds.
I'm thinking a very expensive bottle ofwinetequila ???
Honestly Calvin, you know what to do.....why are you texting her like some 22yr old twink? Just ignore her for a couple of days and she will come calling....unless of course she was unimpressed with the sex...... ;D
Pure beta move. It's not like you weren't paying her hourly for her services.
Sex is great...why else would you think I care ??? ;D
Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.
No, I meant if she doesn't think it was all that, you might not want to try the ignore thing....... ;D
Just bustin' balls..... 8)
Call immigration, problem solved.
Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.
how could you forget Genes birthday like that? >:(;D
Just tell her you'll give her some orgasms to make up for it.
Even offer her a rim job :o
how could you forget Genes birthday like that? >:(
a Human Fund donation card. ;D
Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.
Just give her a nice pearl necklace.....Women love that shit.
Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any >:((http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReq6NW_ysnH9zr0-ZHWI7RicvoGLONB5UFl0q8A0lmBe1WyD0&t=1&usg=__vbRN6w3Ibi3gvkPcR1gR_mjtJuI=)
....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila ???
Still not outta the woods...slept over Saturday night but didn't get any >:(
....what says I'm sorry more then a bottle of Don Julio tequila ???
maybe she don't like your fat inhouse cat... ;DR u saying that Clavins a fat pussy, Newstach?
wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait
nevermind
wear your snazzy shiney black guess shirt. Oh wait
nevermind
Sounds like you are neglecting the asshole.....
Man I have done the same thing before, just tell her if she keeps up the regular sex you will buy her a new car next birthday then if she is still around next year just repeat the process. 8)
R u saying that Clavins a fat pussy, Newstach?
Spaghetti benders don't have game.
Says the guy who's in love with an internet chick.....and dates a blow up doll ;D
Internet chick? Which one you talking about?
And she isn't a blow up doll, *cues the Elephant man reference* she...is...a....human... being. >:(
Ahhh,,,just look at your av ;)
Honestly, I can't think of the last time I looked at any pics of her. Quite frankly, she's a lot less attractive in everything but those 2 awesome .gifs of her floating around.
I'm onto a different kind of woman these days.
Real one's you can touch ??? ;D
;D
Walked into that one. Look at the wop getting uppity.
Among others, my Chinese friend recently introduced me to the glory of Chinese Moko models. :o
Offer her some Wine gums, JD gums or Big Ach's gums
Nope,I didn't just google that ;)
Nope,I didn't just google that ;)
;D
Word is they, and much of world's women for that matter, don't like men who sweat marinara sauce, though. :-X
Better luck in the next life.
you want me to send your new piece the canolli recipe
Way to class it up.... ;D
what?. I make kick ass cannolli dipwit
No, I mean calling his girl the "new piece." hahaha And I'm sure you know your way around a cannolli.... ;D
She does make a mean cannolli 8)...damn things taste like you got it in Little Italy 8)
No, I mean calling his girl the "new piece." hahaha And I'm sure you know your way around a cannolli.... ;D
what should I call her, his new GF or lady love, remember this is a mans board, so ya gotta speak the lingo...DUMMY ;D
Calling the great Showstoppa a "Dummy" is unacceptable. Watch your mouth, convict >:(
cool your jets KIWIOL ;D
I'll try - do you recommend "Serenity now" or "Hoochie mama"?
"Serenity now"
Finally!!!How drunk did you have to get her?
How drunk did you have to get her?
;D
She was drunk when I got there.....guess she had to work her self up for it :D
Calling the great Showstoppa a "Dummy" is unacceptable. Watch your mouth, convict >:(
Thanks for having my back kiwiol. That broad can get a little mouthy....
Screw you Shirley ;D
Ok Laverne.... ;D
at least you didnt leave the country for awhile without telling your fiance....i was actually bleeding at the airport because of this ;D
She was drunk when I got there.....guess she had to work her self up for it :D
schlamel bla bla ...I liked that show, as I'm sure you did because they worked in brewery ;D
;D I'd get fired in less than a week....
at least you didnt leave the country for awhile without telling your fiance....i was actually bleeding at the airport because of this ;D
bench
Finally!!!
at least you didnt leave the country for awhile without telling your fiance....i was actually bleeding at the airport because of this ;D
bench
Congrats on losing your v-card, br0!
I told you to tell hershe smoked me right in the side of the nose....just bled a little, maybe 3 drops......3 minutes later my mom punched me just under my right eye.....i bled a lot from that ;D
she smoked me right in the side of the nose....just bled a little, maybe 3 drops......3 minutes later my mom punched me just under my right eye.....i bled a lot from that ;DSame thing happened to Brock the other night only from a outsider. ;D
my mom is mean, and can throw a punch
bench
Same thing happened to Brock the other night only from a outsider. ;Dthe big difference here is i wasnt curled up in a fetal position screaming "STOP IT, STOP IT"....and i could have fought back and won.....easily ;D
she smoked me right in the side of the nose....just bled a little, maybe 3 drops......3 minutes later my mom punched me just under my right eye.....i bled a lot from that ;D
my mom is mean, and can throw a punch
bench
she smoked me right in the side of the nose....just bled a little, maybe 3 drops......3 minutes later my mom punched me just under my right eye.....i bled a lot from that ;D
my mom is mean, and can throw a punch
bench
Epic tag team.