Damn I had no idea cutting up 10$ worth of strip would rustle quite this many jimmies.
I called upon the Falcon because he is the wisest genius to have ever lived. The man has mind power that has afforded him many luxuries in life such as living in a moderate sized trailer home in the foothill of North Carolina, against all odds he is one of the only men in his entire village to have a working computer with lightning fast dial up Internet services usually reserved for heads of state, royalty etc..
Falcon is an immensely powerful giant of a honkey who has been known to do upwards of 2 minutes of various ridiculous moves with 40 lb dumbbells.. He is a true renaissance man if there ever was one. The man is a mogul, a tycoon for christ's sake and a godamn humanitarian.
Between painting, boxing/karate/kumate`, lifting dumbbells near ponds and in the woods, and producing powerfully moving musical compositions he manages to find time to educate us poor naive peasants on advanced string theory, the truth about superior alien beings, nutrition theories and science beyond many Meer mortals pitiful comprehension and enlighten us lucky few on harnessing the power of "eating a shit ton of potatoes at night" etc.
The man is a world renowned legend. Thank you Johnny for everything. Looking forward to the knowledge bomb dropping later.
