Cliffs:
* dude wearing a wig, nightie and no pants.
* shot at him twice w/Remington 870
* Deputies came
* dude must be insane
OK, I know this is a bodybuilding site, and is notorious for embellishments and down right lies, but this happened around 1:30pm earlier today. The Eldorado County deputies are gone and here's the story, absolutely accurate.
I'm at a piece of family property in Northern Eldorado County, about 40 miles from Lake Tahoe. Real nice day out today. I had been cutting & spitting some wood and had gone into the house to make a shake and then I was going to train. We have an excellent outdoor gym set up on the property. As I walked up to the workout area, I noticed some strange tape and wire attached to one of the power racks. As I was looking at the silver tape and trying to figure out what it was, I suddenly got the strangest feeling that someone was watching me. I turned around and I swear to F-ing god, a dude jumped out from behind my friends Ford truck. And here's the thing... the dude was wearing a platinum blonde wig, a nightie, and he wasn't wearing any pants. I swear to fucking god.
I stood my ground said "Motherfcker!" The guy took off down a hill on the property and then ran along the hillside. I ran along the top of the hill and watched him the whole time. For some reason I thought about my video camera and ran to the house 100 feet away, grabbed my cell phone, video camera, and my Remington 870, fold-down stock, 12 gauge. It was loaded with #8 birdshot. I ran back to the workout area and the guy was crawling back up the hill towards the area where I originally encountered him.
I said very clearly, 'I don't know what the fuck you're doing but I gonna start shooting."I aimed well over his head a fired one shot. I ran to the edge of the hill and saw him running down the hill towards thick woods and a river. I aimed directly at him, knowing he was out of range and fired again.
Dude was wearing a platimun Dolly Parton wig, a see through nightie and no pants! I'm not making one bit of this up. More to follow...
Dang. It was just Whateva doing a his Mr. GetBig Calendar shoot. Relax.
I think the question most of GetBig want an answer to is "Did he have striated glutes?"
Also how big was the guy's cock?
Tommy, dude! why were you shooting at me. I told you I was coming up to see you. And I had shorts on but they were riding up my ass so it just looked like I didn't have any on. Man, you scared the shit out of me.
;D All you had to do was call first. I welcome all getbiggers to the ranch!
Keith, this was one of the top-10 weirdest things I've ever seen. So funny. I'm not even totally sure why I decided to start shooting. :D
;D I swear I didn't notice. The blonde wig and just the fact that he wasn't wearing any pants surprised me so much I really didn't check his package. The deputies asked me, "Was the man aroused?"
Could it have been a figure of yourfantasyimagination, Tommy??? ???
O course he had a hardon, the great tommywishbone was standing before him with his muscles aglow from wood chopping
Maybe he wanted you to fall his morning wood with one mighty blow ;D
Dude! NO!! That's exactly what my friends are all saying. Man!! ;D ;D The thing is, this area and this property is so remote, I can't figure where the fruitcake came from.
I'm just trying to picture a liberal with a shotgun :)
Regardless, good job!!
Might actually be a Getbigger who tracked you down. Seriously. That he fucked with your power rack is weird. What was the configuration of the wire and shit and its purpose? Was it like he was going to hang himself from it or something?
One of those fruitcakes from Venice Beach followed you up there. You have to be careful who you are nice to.
That black dude in the Speedo that plays with that bacci ball out there is probably peering into your window as we type.
this thread is exactly why the US is fucked up.Your island was built by convicts no other country wanted......lol.
here you have some freak with a wig on, out in the wilderness, with no pants..and a guy firing a deadly weapon just into the air..and the police not the least bit concerned.
lol.
i have to laugh because i dont live there..and everytime i head home from the US I sigh in relief and thank the lord i call australia home.
you got some really fucked up people and community over there guys. i hope Obama can fix up that piece of shit mess you all chant about. Coz its really completely screwed up big time.
lol.
I'm just trying to picture a liberal with a shotgun :)
Reguardless, good job!!
Your island was built by convicts no other country wanted......lol.
Might actually be a Getbigger who tracked you down. Seriously. That he fucked with your power rack is weird. What was the configuration of the wire and shit and its purpose? Was it like he was going to hang himself from it or something?
this thread is exactly why the US is fucked up.
here you have some freak with a wig on, out in the wilderness, with no pants..and a guy firing a deadly weapon just into the air..and the police not the least bit concerned.
lol.
i have to laugh because i dont live there..and everytime i head home from the US I sigh in relief and thank the lord i call australia home.
you got some really fucked up people and community over there guys. i hope Obama can fix up that piece of shit mess you all chant about. Coz its really completely screwed up big time.
lol.
yeah thats the same ol lame comeback we get from dumb fuck americans with no teeth.hahahha meltdown you dingo fucker!!!!!!!
nice one potsie.
this thread is exactly why the US is fucked up.
here you have some freak with a wig on, out in the wilderness, with no pants..and a guy firing a deadly weapon just into the air..and the police not the least bit concerned.
lol.
i have to laugh because i dont live there..and everytime i head home from the US I sigh in relief and thank the lord i call australia home.
you got some really fucked up people and community over there guys. i hope Obama can fix up that piece of shit mess you all chant about. Coz its really completely screwed up big time.
lol.
I'm just trying to picture a liberal with a shotgun :)
Reguardless, good job!!
Just so weird. It is about 2 feet of clear plastic wrap, wrapped around the upright. Then there's a 2' piece of wire laid across the plastic, and the whole mess is wrapped in about 1 foot of reflective silver duct tape. It doesn't look like anything that could be anything. I'm sure I suprised him before he could finish whatever it was.
The deputies looked at it pretty good and just shook their heads. I'll post a picture tomorrow. I took 3 pics of it.
wishbone what state are you in?
Ya, we do some F-ed up stuff over here... no doubt. But this is just plain weirdness. And you're right, the deputies were pretty low-key about all of it. But it was so strange, I suppose there's not really a rational response.
Still, this would be funny in any country.
he had some weird shit. in the future, just cap him. dead men tell no lies. he said he intended to kill you, then made a motion like he had a weapon. you feared for your life. Just repeat that 3 times, then mention you should probably get a lawyer. Case closed. My brother used to get tons of P from girls when he told the story of his shooting, and he didn't even kill the dude.
The deputies asked me, "Was the man aroused?" ;D
my god...2 americans who actually know..1. a city in australia, and 2. an australian animal.
im impressed.
i bet both of you have teeth missing though, own guns, and cant walk through certain areas of your city at night.
USA!..USA!!!...USA!!
It was so strange Rob. I wasn't the least bit scared, holding an 870 helps with that... I think I fired just to let him know I had the thing. When I fired the 2nd shot I was most likely actually smiling at the sight of his naked butt running down that steep hill. :D Man it was just F-ing weird.
My guess is you obviously saw him as a threat and grabbed the gun to protect yourself. There's nothing wrong with that. I just baught my second gun last week and I'm putting my son in gun safety classes. IMO, it's a need to know thing.
Are you kidding? This is what makes us the best country in the world! Freedom to be a weirdo and freedom to blast a weirdo on your property.
Run back to Perth you little Wallaby!
What kind did you buy?
I suggest you post a pic like this ASAP!!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=258049.0;attach=299080;image)
RPF, you should see how fast I can empty a 15-round +1 magazine into a target at 10 feet. It's like one bit fvcking 'craaaaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack' and that bitch is just shreded. I"m so not one of those geeks that fires 1 round at 45 yards then walks to check on the paper plate. I'm all about real life "dead this fvcker as he is about to dead you" shooting.
RPF, you should see how fast I can empty a 15-round +1 magazine into a target at 10 feet. It's like one bit fvcking 'craaaaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack' and that bitch is just shreded. I"m so not one of those geeks that fires 1 round at 45 yards then walks to check on the paper plate. I'm all about real life "dead this fvcker as he is about to dead you" shooting.
Very good. But target no shoot back.
i am pretty accurate at anything under 50 feet with a handgun. but in the real life shootings that i've seen, there are two keys. Scramble at an angle for the door making the shooter go against his body to aim while covering your brain and heart with non-shooting forearm and hand.... and firing a shitload of rounds into bad guy's torso as you do it.
Lenny Magill (sp) has a really good "move shoot live" course that I did 10 years ago. My brother did it when he was robbed. In a crowded pharmacy, he ran at a 45 degree angle making the shooter re-aim the weapon. that gave him time to even tthe advantage the shooter had, already aiming when my brother looked up. Then my bro put forearm and flat hand up, pulled his own piece, and put 5 in close range in rapid succession. by the time he fired round #5, bad guy was already back over counter with bullet in belly.
Scramble at an angle for the door making the shooter go against his body to aim while covering your brain and heart with non-shooting forearm and hand.... and firing a shitload of rounds into bad guy's torso as you do it.
QFT
Why can't we do the ten paces, turn and shoot? That is the way a Gentleman should handle it ;)
Are you kidding? This is what makes us the best country in the world! Freedom to be a weirdo and freedom to blast a weirdo on your property.
Run back to Perth you little Wallaby!
So what makes your country best of the world, is idots with guns? Nice...
As weird as the rest is, the stuff on the rack and all, this is my favorite part so far. As if he's just wearing that shit because it's comfortable and there's no sexual element to it whatsoever.
"Hey chief, we just caught a guy in a blond wig, nightie, and no pants, but he's aroused."
"Aroused, eh? Nah, that ain't him. Let him go."
So what makes your country best of the world, is idots with guns? Nice...
:D "Idiots with guns" are nice, no doubt about that, but when you add "guys with no pants" to the equation, then you get true greatness.
So what makes your country best of the world, is idots with guns? Nice...
:D "Idiots with guns" are nice, no doubt about that, but when you add "guys with no pants" to the equation, then you get true greatness.
We all live in the greatest planet in the universe.....no doubt about it.
Jupiter straight up owns us!
Uranus isn't so bad either, Cartel. BTW, this whole incident would have NEVER happened if Tommy had the sense to live in his own island like @Brandon and the rest of us Getbiggers. Serves him right >:(
So what makes your country best of the world, is idots with guns? Nice...
Cliffs:
* dude wearing a wig, nightie and no pants.
* shot at him twice w/Remington 870
* 1:30 in the afternoon
* Deputies came
* dude must be insane
OK, I know this is a bodybuilding site, and is notorious for embellishments and down right lies ;), but this happened around 1:30pm earlier today. The Eldorado County deputies are gone and here's the story, absolutely accurate.
I'm at a piece of family property in Northern Eldorado County, very rural & rustic, about 40 miles from Lake Tahoe. Real nice day out today. I had been cutting & spitting some wood and had gone into the house to make a shake and then I was going to train. We have an excellent outdoor gym set up on the property. As I walked up to the workout area, I noticed some strange tape and wire attached to one of the power racks. As I was looking at the silver tape and trying to figure out what it was, I suddenly got the strangest feeling that someone was watching me. I turned around and I swear to F-ing god, a dude jumped out from behind my friends Ford truck, less than 30 feet away. And here's the thing... the dude was wearing a platinum blonde wig, a nightie, and he wasn't wearing any pants. I swear to fucking god.
I stood my ground, stunned, said "Motherfcker!" The guy took off down a steep hill on the property and then ran along the hillside. I ran along the top of the hill and watched him the whole time. For some reason I thought about my video camera and ran to the house about 100 feet away, grabbed my cell phone, video camera, and my Remington 870, fold-down stock, 12 gauge. It was loaded with #8 birdshot. I ran back to the workout area and the guy was crawling back up the hill towards the area where I originally encountered him.
I said very clearly, 'I don't know what the fuck you're doing but I gonna start shooting."I aimed well over his head and fired one shot. I ran to the edge of the hill and saw him running down the very steep hill towards thick woods and a river. I aimed directly at him, knowing he was out of range and fired again.
Dude was wearing a platinum Dolly Parton wig, a see through nightie and no pants! I'm not making one bit of this up. More to follow...
I dunno Tommy but it sounds like you just defending your turf + womenz to me, good job, he wont come back.
A dude I went to highschool with was tied up in his house with his mom by some weirdo that his mom met on the internet. He managed to get untied and ended up beating this guy to death with a baseball bat.
Dang. It was just Whateva doing a his Mr. GetBig Calendar shoot. Relax.:D :D :D
in sweden cops are FUCKED if they shoot a guy. even if the other dude is charging them with a knife etc etc.
a couple of months investigation everytime the fire their gun.
Fucking pathetic.
I mean in the states you can shot a unarmed man in the back while lying on his stomach and nothing happends ;D
i am pretty accurate at anything under 50 feet with a handgun. but in the real life shootings that i've seen, there are two keys. Scramble at an angle for the door making the shooter go against his body to aim while covering your brain and heart with non-shooting forearm and hand.... and firing a shitload of rounds into bad guy's torso as you do it.
Lenny Magill (sp) has a really good "move shoot live" course that I did 10 years ago. My brother did it when he was robbed. In a crowded pharmacy, he ran at a 45 degree angle making the shooter re-aim the weapon. that gave him time to even tthe advantage the shooter had, already aiming when my brother looked up. Then my bro put forearm and flat hand up, pulled his own piece, and put 5 in close range in rapid succession. by the time he fired round #5, bad guy was already back over counter with bullet in belly.
Cliffs::o
* dude wearing a wig, nightie and no pants.
* shot at him twice w/Remington 870
* 1:30 in the afternoon
* Deputies came
* dude must be insane
OK, I know this is a bodybuilding site, and is notorious for embellishments and down right lies ;), but this happened around 1:30pm earlier today. The Eldorado County deputies are gone and here's the story, absolutely accurate.
I'm at a piece of family property in Northern Eldorado County, very rural & rustic, about 40 miles from Lake Tahoe. Real nice day out today. I had been cutting & spitting some wood and had gone into the house to make a shake and then I was going to train. We have an excellent outdoor gym set up on the property. As I walked up to the workout area, I noticed some strange tape and wire attached to one of the power racks. As I was looking at the silver tape and trying to figure out what it was, I suddenly got the strangest feeling that someone was watching me. I turned around and I swear to F-ing god, a dude jumped out from behind my friends Ford truck, less than 30 feet away. And here's the thing... the dude was wearing a platinum blonde wig, a nightie, and he wasn't wearing any pants. I swear to fucking god.
I stood my ground, stunned, said "Motherfcker!" The guy took off down a steep hill on the property and then ran along the hillside. I ran along the top of the hill and watched him the whole time. For some reason I thought about my video camera and ran to the house about 100 feet away, grabbed my cell phone, video camera, and my Remington 870, fold-down stock, 12 gauge. It was loaded with #8 birdshot. I ran back to the workout area and the guy was crawling back up the hill towards the area where I originally encountered him.
I said very clearly, 'I don't know what the fuck you're doing but I gonna start shooting."I aimed well over his head and fired one shot. I ran to the edge of the hill and saw him running down the very steep hill towards thick woods and a river. I aimed directly at him, knowing he was out of range and fired again.
Dude was wearing a platinum Dolly Parton wig, a see through nightie and no pants! I'm not making one bit of this up. More to follow...
in sweden cops are FUCKED if they shoot a guy. even if the other dude is charging them with a knife etc etc.
a couple of months investigation everytime the fire their gun.
Fucking pathetic.
I mean in the states you can shot a unarmed man in the back while lying on his stomach and nothing happends ;D
You can also shoot unarmed black guys 40+ times if it's dark out and they are acting a little out of the ordinary:)
would you have shot if the guy was a girl?
I've been turning this thing over and here's what I've got for you Tommy. What you're dealing with here is a rare breed of bold transvestite homosexual.
As a weightlifter, I'm sure you've run into the occasional queer giving you the eye from time to time. I'm guessing that this guy "noticed you" and convinced himself that if he turned up at your place in his sexiest outfit that you'd want to tie him to a post on your power rack, seeing as he had it all set up and ready to go. I'm guessing the wire was intended to go around his throat and the plastic & duct tape were padding for his face or head. Or maybe the plastic and duct tape were meant for suffocation and restraint. Who knows. But he jumped out and showed himself to you when he could have simply stayed hidden. I think he was hoping for an invitation.
At any rate, he saw you get angry and reality probably overtook his ya-that'll-happen fantasy for a moment and he took off. Why he came back up the hill is a mystery. Maybe he thought you were waiting for him in the house with a margarita. Maybe he left something behind and wanted to retrieve it, like his normal clothes or shoes. Have you looked around carefully?
It seems unlikely that he was a wandering weirdo. You couldn't wander very far in that getup without being noticed and arrested. Looks to me like he chose your place for a reason, and I'm guessing it's you, you big stud. :D So maybe he's a local, and with behavior that bold I'd bet he's got a record of sexual deviancy or at least the local buzz will know who the town fruitcakes are. Or it's someone from the wide world of this 'sport,' a schmoe housecall. I seriously doubt that this was random tho. This guy picked you.
If he wasn't wearing any gloves he probably left some prints on the rack, the plastic wrap or duct tape, or the back of the truck he was crouching behind. Hopefully that will lead the cops to him if he has a record. If the area is rural, he certainly didn't walk there, so consider where he may have parked given the direction he was running and snoop around. Maybe look at car rentals and local hotels/motels if he's an out of town schmoe.
TW, did the guy say anthing at all to you , like anything like "here you come again looking better than a body has the right too, and shaking me up so that all I really know is here you come again and here I go" ?
He shot at him with birdshot which wouldn't hurt badly or kill the guy if he was at a distance over say 50 yards.
Gotta love it. Never a dull moment in California.
Seriously, this was probably just a random freak that had been hanging around on the property, tweaking his brains out. Everything points towards it. It's not as uncommon as it should be.
Cliffs:
* dude wearing a wig, nightie and no pants.
* shot at him twice w/Remington 870
* 1:30 in the afternoon
* Deputies came
* dude must be insane
OK, I know this is a bodybuilding site, and is notorious for embellishments and down right lies ;), but this happened around 1:30pm earlier today. The Eldorado County deputies are gone and here's the story, absolutely accurate.
I'm at a piece of family property in Northern Eldorado County, very rural & rustic, about 40 miles from Lake Tahoe. Real nice day out today. I had been cutting & spitting some wood and had gone into the house to make a shake and then I was going to train. We have an excellent outdoor gym set up on the property. As I walked up to the workout area, I noticed some strange tape and wire attached to one of the power racks. As I was looking at the silver tape and trying to figure out what it was, I suddenly got the strangest feeling that someone was watching me. I turned around and I swear to F-ing god, a dude jumped out from behind my friends Ford truck, less than 30 feet away. And here's the thing... the dude was wearing a platinum blonde wig, a nightie, and he wasn't wearing any pants. I swear to fucking god.
I stood my ground, stunned, said "Motherfcker!" The guy took off down a steep hill on the property and then ran along the hillside. I ran along the top of the hill and watched him the whole time. For some reason I thought about my video camera and ran to the house about 100 feet away, grabbed my cell phone, video camera, and my Remington 870, fold-down stock, 12 gauge. It was loaded with #8 birdshot. I ran back to the workout area and the guy was crawling back up the hill towards the area where I originally encountered him.
I said very clearly, 'I don't know what the fuck you're doing but I'm gonna start shooting."I aimed well over his head and fired one shot. I ran to the edge of the hill and saw him running down the very steep hill towards thick woods and a river. I aimed directly at him, knowing he was well out of range and fired again.
Dude was wearing a platinum Dolly Parton wig, a see through nightie and no pants! I'm not making one bit of this up. More to follow...
I luv ya Tommy! I probably woulda pulled the trigger 6 or 7 times!
Thank good that didn't happen Grant... Or else 6 or 7 senior citizens probably would have been dead...
That's a good point .... Tommy would you advocate shooting bird shot at older citizen neighbors if they were poking their nose in your private business? Or do you think firing warning shots over the old buzzards heads is a better way to go?
What the fuck is wrong with you people...If someone breaks into me house with a gun and I have a gun, I shoot the bastard...However, If someone breaks into my house and it looks like he has no gun, I throw my gun into the other room and then try to kill the ALIEN in some kind of rape choke...
The way I see it is this
Bob Chick would rape choke and kill a guy and get off it scott free and his side kick Dan would fire at will and probably do 6 months for man slaughter...
Who do you want to be?
Cliffs:
* dude wearing a wig, nightie and no pants.
* shot at him twice w/Remington 870
* 1:30 in the afternoon
* Deputies came
* dude must be insane
OK, I know this is a bodybuilding site, and is notorious for embellishments and down right lies ;), but this happened around 1:30pm earlier today. The Eldorado County deputies are gone and here's the story, absolutely accurate.
I'm at a piece of family property in Northern Eldorado County, very rural & rustic, about 40 miles from Lake Tahoe. Real nice day out today. I had been cutting & spitting some wood and had gone into the house to make a shake and then I was going to train. We have an excellent outdoor gym set up on the property. As I walked up to the workout area, I noticed some strange tape and wire attached to one of the power racks. As I was looking at the silver tape and trying to figure out what it was, I suddenly got the strangest feeling that someone was watching me. I turned around and I swear to F-ing god, a dude jumped out from behind my friends Ford truck, less than 30 feet away. And here's the thing... the dude was wearing a platinum blonde wig, a nightie, and he wasn't wearing any pants. I swear to fucking god.
I stood my ground, stunned, said "Motherfcker!" The guy took off down a steep hill on the property and then ran along the hillside. I ran along the top of the hill and watched him the whole time. For some reason I thought about my video camera and ran to the house about 100 feet away, grabbed my cell phone, video camera, and my Remington 870, fold-down stock, 12 gauge. It was loaded with #8 birdshot. I ran back to the workout area and the guy was crawling back up the hill towards the area where I originally encountered him.
I said very clearly, 'I don't know what the fuck you're doing but I'm gonna start shooting."I aimed well over his head and fired one shot. I ran to the edge of the hill and saw him running down the very steep hill towards thick woods and a river. I aimed directly at him, knowing he was well out of range and fired again.
Dude was wearing a platinum Dolly Parton wig, a see through nightie and no pants! I'm not making one bit of this up. More to follow...
Dang. It was just Whateva doing a his Mr. GetBig Calendar shoot. Relax.
Maybe it was Loretta Swit.
tommy, you did some hard time at some point didn't you? did you have your right to bear arms restored eventually?
My lawyer will be in contact with your lawyer regarding my libel lawsuit. Good day to you sir.
Ah. I remember this thread.
Those were the good old days :'(
I think she's dead.
She was found dead a few years ago in rural California. Shot, they say.
old time nostalgia bump
"Motherfcker!"
:D All my friends concluded, "He had been watching you and he had a crush on you and wanted to tie you up and stick things in your bottom." LOL
For the next month or so I always trained with a .45 either on top of the bench press or laying on the dipping bar rack. :) Never saw hide nor hair of him again.
How did the deputies find out?
hmmm? well, i believe i called my cousin, who actually lived on the property (38+ acres) in another house- he was concerned because his young kids are often there, with other young friends, and because of the remote location he was rightfully concerned that the nut job would return. it made sense to call them. remote area so the sheriff's department showed up. good guys. they believed my story- and it was the truth... crazy as it was.