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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #75 on: March 28, 2010, 04:43:11 PM »
UM toots, did she reply and if so, I bet by mid week you ask her out



Hahaha,could be ;D....yes she responded.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #76 on: March 28, 2010, 09:07:43 PM »
I'm going to smoke a Ramon Allones Specially Selected while getting the pipes cleaned tonight.
No smoking in the house........you'll be bare assed under the stars tonight. ;D

BTW I got a Duty and Tax invoice today for 28 bucks. WTF?
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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #77 on: March 29, 2010, 10:08:10 AM »
No smoking in the house........you'll be bare assed under the stars tonight. ;D

BTW I got a Duty and Tax invoice today for 28 bucks. WTF?

I smoke inside.

Pay the duty tax on those cheroots. :)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #78 on: March 31, 2010, 07:38:53 AM »
I smoke inside.

Pay the duty tax on those cheroots. :)


I don't smoke inside.havent had a stogie in a couple of months :(

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #79 on: March 31, 2010, 10:09:04 AM »

I don't smoke inside.havent had a stogie in a couple of months :(

Wow!

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #80 on: March 31, 2010, 12:54:03 PM »
Wow!


Tell me about it.at least softball and golf season are here so it's time to break em out.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #81 on: March 31, 2010, 01:05:06 PM »

Tell me about it.at least softball and golf season are here so it's time to break em out.

I rarely smoke outside unless it's very, very warm.

I usually don't smoke inside when the kids are here. That being said, they have a cat, dog, lizard, hamsters and other shit at home so a little cigar smell shouldn't bother them one bit.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #82 on: March 31, 2010, 01:12:43 PM »
I rarely smoke outside unless it's very, very warm.

I usually don't smoke inside when the kids are here. That being said, they have a cat, dog, lizard, hamsters and other shit at home so a little cigar smell shouldn't bother them one bit.



I like making a drink and sitting on my porch with a cigar.I even like getting dressed up warm and going out there during the winter but this rain lately has made it a no go.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #83 on: March 31, 2010, 01:16:35 PM »


I like making a drink and sitting on my porch with a cigar.I even like getting dressed up warm and going out there during the winter but this rain lately has made it a no go.

Fuck that shit, Man!!

I can't relax into a cigar while freezing my balls off, LOL! Also, some wrappers (like cameroon) can't handle the temperature/humidity change.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #84 on: March 31, 2010, 01:26:19 PM »
Fuck that shit, Man!!

I can't relax into a cigar while freezing my balls off, LOL! Also, some wrappers (like cameroon) can't handle the temperature/humidity change.



Haha,well I'm sure as hell not bringing one of my God of Fire's out there.
I dress up like an eskimo and my deck is covered.it's really relaxing.especially if it's snowing.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #85 on: March 31, 2010, 04:05:54 PM »


Haha,well I'm sure as hell not bringing one of my God of Fire's out there.
I dress up like an eskimo and my deck is covered.it's really relaxing.especially if it's snowing.

Never smoked a GOF. I'm one of those self appointed, expert assholes convinced Fuente's quality went down too much with all the special releases.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #86 on: March 31, 2010, 05:20:15 PM »
I think a man that smokes a cigar is attractive. No more rain Calvin for the next 4 days at least gonna be in the 70's. So did you ask margaretta out yet??

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #87 on: April 01, 2010, 07:39:30 AM »
I think a man that smokes a cigar is attractive. No more rain Calvin for the next 4 days at least gonna be in the 70's. So did you ask margaretta out yet??


No.just a couple of texts back and forth.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #88 on: April 01, 2010, 07:40:41 AM »
Never smoked a GOF. I'm one of those self appointed, expert assholes convinced Fuente's quality went down too much with all the special releases.



Gottcha but I think you are wrong on these.father and son combo and they are not mass produced.

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #89 on: April 01, 2010, 08:44:04 AM »


Gottcha but I think you are wrong on these.father and son combo and they are not mass produced.

I've been smoking OpusX since they first came out and the quality has gone down every year by degrees. They're still good but haven't consistently been great since production was increased. Remember, there was a time when Opus were only available in 300 stores. Then Fuente started doing all sorts of disaster relief, cigar family, special runs, limited estate shit, Chilli peppers, custom VSGs (with opus binder *), Arturo Sandoval, GOF, etc... Far as I know the Dominican Republic ain't gotten any bigger. They've even released Opus with wrappers from parts of the estate not previously believed to have adequate soil quality for wrapper leaves, FFS!!  I'm 100% convinced they're over-farming/producing and the prices have gone up on top of that shit!

* Which is total bullshit for two reasons. Binder leaves are traditionally neutral and Montessino pyramids (another Fuente brand) already had the opus binder on a sungrown cigar. I'll admit the VSG wrappers come from a higher/better priming than the Montessino all day long but it's still a bullshit marketing thing that probably let them dump an assload of wrapper leaf from a substandard crop. Any regular VSG smoker would have immediately known the leaves were off so they wisely made a 'limited production' where a different taste should naturally be expected. :)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #90 on: April 01, 2010, 05:23:29 PM »

No.just a couple of texts back and forth.

man up and ask her out yeesh

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #91 on: April 01, 2010, 05:26:29 PM »
man up and ask her out yeesh

You forgot the anal, newmom. :)

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #92 on: April 01, 2010, 05:27:47 PM »
You forgot the anal, newmom. :)

anal=pain

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #93 on: April 01, 2010, 05:29:00 PM »

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #94 on: April 01, 2010, 05:29:35 PM »
Not when done right.

um that's cuz u aint the catcher

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #95 on: April 01, 2010, 06:06:12 PM »
Sounds like you have some experience taking it in the ass, just sayin.

um nope greek from the waist up..tried it once

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #96 on: April 01, 2010, 06:25:28 PM »
um nope greek from the waist up..tried it once
wanna try it again.....i got some michelobe ultra ;D

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #97 on: April 01, 2010, 06:35:06 PM »
wanna try it again.....i got some michelobe ultra ;D

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lmao you ass, like I said the next man that gets mine, ring on my finger

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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #98 on: April 01, 2010, 08:22:29 PM »
um that's cuz u aint the catcher
Don't underplay doc's catching abilities. ;D
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Re: Patron,Grey Goose,and Coors Light.
« Reply #99 on: April 02, 2010, 05:25:40 AM »
lmao you ass, like I said the next man that gets mine, ring on my finger

Why marry someone when they enjoy something you haven't learned to appreciate yet? A ring isn't a license to do (or not) something your partner enjoys. I realize people want to think the state legitimizing their union has some magical effect but that's pretty naive.

I think people who don't do certain things before marriage want to believe a spouse would be stuck with them anyways. As if marriage's magical goodness or fear of losing half your stuff would make someone stop liking blowjobs, anal, porn, or whatever else they get off on. :)