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Title: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 21, 2024, 02:49:56 AM
 ???
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 21, 2024, 03:37:07 AM
Nevermind I figured it out. Its because cock is not a muscle.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Sissysquats on April 21, 2024, 04:35:27 AM
Nevermind I figured it out. Its because cock is not a muscle.

  Correct, it’s part of the nervous system
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: BB on April 21, 2024, 05:24:59 AM
Performance enhancing thongs will make a comeback -

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=292092.0;attach=336541).

Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: mphgrove on April 21, 2024, 06:59:49 AM
Who told you they weren’t
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: The Scott on April 21, 2024, 08:48:28 AM
I am guess that many bodybuilders are incapable of getting an erection due to the (as bhanky would say) "cornucopia of bio-identical aids" they are on.  Therefor they're judge on how much the judges want to boo-foo 'em.  "Boo-Fooability"? 
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Rambone on April 21, 2024, 08:58:19 AM
Gayer than the Goodrum pulled groin thread….
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: _bruce_ on April 21, 2024, 09:01:24 AM
Performance enhancing thongs will make a comeback -

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=292092.0;attach=336541).

(De)Signed by Levrone
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Rambone on April 21, 2024, 09:06:09 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZjIwZWEzNzctNzg2NS00YTJkLWIxODMtOTJjYjZiMDg4ZmUyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1_.jpg)

And another satisfied customer….
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Bevo on April 21, 2024, 09:40:46 AM
Mark dugdale’s placings would change dramatically
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: beakdoctor on April 21, 2024, 10:47:56 AM
Levrone would now and forever be Mr.Olympia.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: njflex on April 21, 2024, 11:19:12 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZjIwZWEzNzctNzg2NS00YTJkLWIxODMtOTJjYjZiMDg4ZmUyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1_.jpg)

And another satisfied customer….
American muscle and Roy…
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: ziballz on April 21, 2024, 04:17:34 PM
They should give the competitors boner pills so they can take off their thongs at the end of the show and let the judges decide whos got the girthiest and most striated package of all

Could even have one for the women where the puffiest labia, biggest clit and longest piss flaps wins

No homo ofc

Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Skeletor on April 21, 2024, 04:22:45 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=210029.0;attach=245489;image)
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Rambone on April 21, 2024, 04:29:41 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=210029.0;attach=245489;image)

That’s just Jean-Steven “Go4It” Van-Blechman
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: BEEFCAKE on April 21, 2024, 04:37:56 PM
Mark dugdale’s placings would change dramatically

i new this thread would be a Bevo honey pot
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Royalty on April 21, 2024, 04:43:13 PM
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Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on April 21, 2024, 05:49:42 PM
Because they're catchers not pitchers.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Beefjake on April 21, 2024, 08:07:23 PM
Who told you they weren’t
Yep. A big part of pre, pre judging process…
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: beakdoctor on April 21, 2024, 08:27:45 PM
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Your penis recall ability is strong AF.

Too bad your non-retard ability is in the shitter.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: rick doot on April 21, 2024, 09:22:56 PM
Peter puffer
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 21, 2024, 09:32:34 PM
That’s just Jean-Steven “Go4It” Van-Blechman

Haha I seriously thought that was Van Damme
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Skeletor on April 21, 2024, 10:50:25 PM
Haha I seriously thought that was Van Damme

Jean-Steve Blech Man.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: falco on April 22, 2024, 01:36:09 AM
They should give the competitors boner pills so they can take off their thongs at the end of the show and let the judges decide whos got the girthiest and most striated package of all

Could even have one for the women where the puffiest labia, biggest clit and longest piss flaps wins

No homo ofc

I believe they already take them for themselves.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Royalty on April 22, 2024, 04:15:26 AM
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Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: mphgrove on April 22, 2024, 05:30:40 AM
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Yes score sheets showed Mentzer way higher on this one (“other factors”).
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Wiggs on April 22, 2024, 05:40:26 AM
If the package was a muscle, they probably would.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: BB on April 22, 2024, 05:44:51 AM
They should go back to the fig leaf -

(https://www.meisterdrucke.us/kunstwerke/1260px/Benjamin%20J%20Falk%20-%20Eugen%20Sandow%20in%20classical%20ancient%20Greco-Roman%20pose%20wearing%20a%20-%20%28MeisterDrucke-267449%29.jpg).

Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: mphgrove on April 22, 2024, 05:53:38 AM
They should go back to the fig leaf -

(https://www.meisterdrucke.us/kunstwerke/1260px/Benjamin%20J%20Falk%20-%20Eugen%20Sandow%20in%20classical%20ancient%20Greco-Roman%20pose%20wearing%20a%20-%20%28MeisterDrucke-267449%29.jpg).

Fig leaf actually more respectable than the glittering hiked up thongs of today
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Royalty on April 22, 2024, 11:38:23 AM
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: mphgrove on April 22, 2024, 01:25:05 PM
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”

To back up your point, post a Mentzer comparison. Lots of examples out there, but a link to click from this end would generate a flare-up.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: beakdoctor on April 22, 2024, 02:12:28 PM
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”

Shouldn't you get back to concentrating on Arnold's penis.... oh, I guess I spoke to soon.

Royalty,  how much time do you dedicate to thinking about penises in a single day?

Have you met Beefcake? (I know... I know. We all do.) You  could talk for hours with yourself him about penises.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: mphgrove on April 22, 2024, 02:54:30 PM
Shouldn't you get back to concentrating on Arnold's penis.... oh, I guess I spoke to soon.

Royalty,  how much time do you dedicate to thinking about penises in a single day?

Have you met Beefcake? (I know... I know. We all do.) You  could talk for hours with yourself him about penises.

All that aside, this might help Royalty rub in rub out his case against Arnold.

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fc3%2F93%2F37%2Fc393370f0331809f2b8bfc6cc1ffa017.jpg&tbnid=948iht-IG5UQFM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F481322278906714818%2F&docid=Uk0dyJvtIYD06M&w=500&h=634&itg=1&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=59181e8002bd37de&shem=abme%2Ctrie

Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: jude2 on April 22, 2024, 05:06:00 PM
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”
Did you see the first Terminator, where Arnold is walking around naked with his dick showing?
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 23, 2024, 12:37:48 AM
Shouldn't you get back to concentrating on Arnold's penis.... oh, I guess I spoke to soon.

Royalty,  how much time do you dedicate to thinking about penises in a single day?

Have you met Beefcake? (I know... I know. We all do.) You  could talk for hours with yourself him about penises.
Arnold's penis is his 2nd biggest fantasy. Wanking to Mentzer is his 1st.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on April 23, 2024, 04:40:58 AM
There’s an argument for them posing nude but judges/fans would likely be too horny to focus. 
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: mphgrove on April 23, 2024, 06:01:52 AM
There’s an argument for them posing nude but judges/fans would likely be too horny to focus.

Not necessary if the NPC selected the best competitors for a final round:

Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: falco on April 23, 2024, 07:35:56 AM
Mark dugdale’s placings would change dramatically

Haha. Epic thread.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: hikingrobert on April 24, 2024, 07:59:32 AM
Mark dugdale’s placings would change dramatically

Placing? Man's getting DNQ-ed (did not qualify).
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Royalty on April 24, 2024, 12:19:24 PM
HikingRobert is Beakdoctor AKA Army of One


Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Royalty on April 24, 2024, 12:20:42 PM
Placing? Man's getting DNQ-ed (did not qualify).

ARNOLD LOSING BADLY
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: tacobender on April 24, 2024, 08:07:14 PM
Arnold makes mark look like he’s well endowed
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 25, 2024, 02:16:54 PM
I expected a lot of backlash after posting this thread. Evrything went better than expected.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: joswift on April 25, 2024, 02:25:27 PM
I expected a lot of backlash after posting this thread. Evrything went better than expected.
Its OK , you are amongst fags here.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 25, 2024, 02:32:09 PM
Its OK , you are amongst fags here.
I guess so
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: falco on April 26, 2024, 06:35:27 AM
I expected a lot of backlash after posting this thread. Evrything went better than expected.

I could only wish my Glute control thread had similar success.
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 26, 2024, 08:32:33 AM
I could only wish my Glute control thread had similar success.
isnt it funny :D
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: mphgrove on April 26, 2024, 11:25:01 AM
Pumping definitely helps, Ramy before (YouTube) and after (Twitter link below)



https://twitter.com/maxyalpha/status/1610986719788015618/mediaviewer
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 26, 2024, 11:41:18 AM
Pumping definitely helps, Ramy before (YouTube) and after (Twitter link below)



https://twitter.com/maxyalpha/status/1610986719788015618/mediaviewer
what the fuck is with this music
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Taffin on April 26, 2024, 11:42:27 AM
They should give the competitors boner pills so they can take off their thongs at the end of the show and let the judges decide whos got the girthiest and most striated package of all

Could even have one for the women where the puffiest labia, biggest clit and longest piss flaps wins

No homo ofc

 :o

(http://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExa281czdpcGRnc2hqb2V5dWtmNnB0Nm92MjZuNDZqd3NkaTEwZDUwOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xT39CVCn6Eq8Ve9FZu/giphy.gif)

That's me on the way to be one of the judges for that sucker!!!  :P


Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Van_Bilderass on April 26, 2024, 11:45:51 AM
What I don't understand with guys like Dugdale, why choose such small panties? A little larger black ones and there's little focus on the package.

Way back in the day I had a huge Serbian friend who was said to have a legit 10 incher but precontest he was so paranoid and asked us if he should shove a sock in his briefs. He didn't but he was very self-conscious.

Regarding boner pills, I don't know about you guys but it makes the cock a bit bigger even when unaroused and flaccid. I would estimate maybe 80% of bodybuilders take boner pills before the stage "for the pump." But it likely doesn't do much for your flaccid size when dehydrated, nervous and perhaps cold.

Just wear proper sized black trunks goddammit. If I had briefs like Dugdale I would be deathly afraid the package, however small, could pop out on stage. It's like he was proud of showing how small his cock was, weird fetish  ???
Title: Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 26, 2024, 11:53:47 AM
What I don't understand with guys like Dugdale, why choose such small panties? A little larger black ones and there's little focus on the package.

Way back in the day I had a huge Serbian friend who was said to have a legit 10 incher but precontest he was so paranoid and asked us if he should shove a sock in his briefs. He didn't but he was very self-conscious.

Regarding boner pills, I don't know about you guys but it makes the cock a bit bigger even when unaroused and flaccid. I would estimate maybe 80% of bodybuilders take boner pills before the stage "for the pump." But it likely doesn't do much for your flaccid size when dehydrated, nervous and perhaps cold.

Just wear proper sized black trunks goddammit. If I had briefs like Dugdale I would be deathly afraid the package, however small, could pop out on stage. It's like he was proud of showing how small his cock was, weird fetish  ???
whatever it is, there is definitely something weird going on there, maybe he gets paid to humiliate himself