"I don't do squats because I've bad knees" (they prefer hacks or smith machine squats with 1 plate)
I dislike people on the never-ending search for the magic pill (keyword never-ending)
"I can still beat ye' at arm rasslin"
"you're big but I bet I'm stonger"
"beat up my ex"
"I've got more farm strength"
"I bet you can't run as fast as me"
"have you ever heard of Jay Cutler, I think he's on steroids or something"